Ron Howard's Han Solo Solo Film by Disney

>he doesn't look like harrison ford at all
>he doesn't sound like harrison ford at all
>giant tentacle monster
>emilia clarke

>giant tentacle monster
>emilia clarke
Why'd you repeat yourself?

Do u think they come out of her pusy?

>giant tentacle monster

If it doesn't like this I will be severely disappointed.

I didnt think John Boyega was going to be in this one.

Ok, what the fuck did I just watch

pic related
what the literal fuck is this from

The Shape of Water

Are you fuckin serious? I thought she just fucked a fishmonster, not a squidmonster

Is this movie big in Japan?

Lies

Need a source for this

is that a literal chimp?

kino

OH EM GEE THATS MY BOYFRIEND WHAT IN THE FRICK??????!

Is it really not from that? I need to know

It's not from that. This looks like some fetish porn movie

kek

>giant tentacle monster
What is with Lucasfilm and their recent obsession with putting tentacle monsters in their Star Wars films? Is this like that one suit who kept trying to slip giant spiders into every movie he could?

It's literally the laziest thing you can possibly do to make something seem alien. Put tentacles on it. And as we know Disney Wars is not well known for its creativity

user, the people demand sauce.

Call Me By Your Name

No, her eyebrows just get really huge. Each hair is a separate tentacle.

THIS is what female targeted sexbots will look like.

But it was okay when anakin never looked like the adult vader

Its from this movie called The Untamed, you are all welcome

lol you told us, fucking faggot fuck off we could have found out without you fucking spoon feeding cunt grow up kid

>fucking faggot
>fucking spoon feeding cunt
>kid
Someone's projecting =)

Shape of Water deleted scene?

You're late

Wow, Han Solo be looking like THAT?

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>Trumpfy the Hutt is elected President of Tatooine
>I GOTTA BAAAAAD FEELING ABOUT THIS

Is this from the shape of water?

gonna need sauce asap

ffs scroll down faggot

You are so dumb it hurts.

>quick cut to (((Lando)))
>quick cut to nigger woman with 'fro
>quick cut to monkey in cockpit
Which one of you funny bastards did that?

Most of the writers are women.
Think about Hokusai, and then think more.

>You are so dumb it hurts.
Try explaining yourself next time

The black hole is absolutely part of the Kessel Run and they were in the Spice Mines in parts of the trailer.
The "Everything's fine" bit is a quip.
Fill QUIPS and Kessel Run in, and you're up to date.

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>>emilia clarke
OH NO NO NO

I have never seen this movie is she playing a retard because thats all I see in this scene.

Saved.

>giant tentacle monster
>emilia clarke
>anime

Now we are talking about!

t. no sauce fag

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Use your words user. We can't understand you.

Perfect.

Anyone have the original for reference?

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i think Boba has a higher chance of getting a cameo. Whatever happened to his movie anyway?

Slightly different version

Solo...
more like

Soylo

You're right. What does it say that sex bots for men should resemble pretty girls while for women their ideal sexual partner is a giant tentacle monster that can penetrate every orifice of their body?

fixed kessel run

UMA DELICIA

nsfw shit is now allowed if it keeps di$ney money flowing

I'm glad you didn't add it yet, but that black woman with the afro is almost definitely gonna be the "I Don't Need A Man" female.

>mfw I noticed the steering wheel on Han’s hovercar was on the left

Gonna be a fast bingo.

Looking like Harrison Ford isn't important you fucking retards

That aside, he's supposed to look younger as he's supposed to be a fresh faced Han Solo..

You can't choose actors based on the way a previous actor looked, it's not going to be feasible to ever replicate that. The guy from that Superman movie from like 10+ years ago looked really good, like the iconic Reeves, but he couldn't act for shit.

Star Wars is American in origin.

its on the right side only for the UK and their former colonies you geographically illiterate retard

The biggest problem is that he has zero charisma and is incapable of acting, as evidenced by the trailers.
That he looks nothing like Ford is just icing on the cake. They might as well have gotten a Ford impressionist if they didn't care whether or not their star could act.

Can't wait for Trailer #2

The problem here is that he neither looks like Ford nor can he act.

You know, now that you added it, I'm more convinced it's gonna happen.

The US is a former colony though

unfortunately not all Japanese girls are into fishes.
i tried to incorporate eels with many of my japanese students but they all said no.

They had three satisfying options.
Find a guy who looked like Ford that could act.
Find a guy who looked nothing like Ford that could act.
Find a guy who looked like Ford, but can't act.
They fucked their way into option 4: find a guy who looks nothing like ford and can't act.

It will still make mad money.
There will be a new shitty star wars movie every year until you die. Enjoy

>Im putting together a crew
lmao

Top left one can be crossed out, you already know Clarke's character is gonna call him a scoundrel

I will not rest until I find source, I swore this could've been from alien covenant.

the actor who plays Han Solo, his delivery is so odd.

My expectations for the movie completely dropped when I saw she was not only in it, but in a (possible yas qkwene) leading role.
Her fame/skill level ratio might be the highest in the business. I cannot watch a second of her goofy, muggy, caterpillar bullshit.

Thanks man

Post yfw the soylo trailer dropped

mfw faggots cant even scroll

FPBP
>I only clicked on the this thread to post this

Yo these Alien designs are really sucking man. They all go wide fucking eyes and snouts. Where the weird niggas at.