Yfw the trailer for Mission Impossible is 10x more hype than Soy Wars

>yfw the trailer for Mission Impossible is 10x more hype than Soy Wars
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Tom>Jews

That moment was so sexy.

what do you call this stance?

SW and capeshit come every year
Mission Impossible got few years gap

>yfw Cavill cast as Magnum PI in the reboot

I don't like the mustache. I'm sure they can just CGI it out without it being noticeable.

FPBP

Xenu Tom shits on the Jews

>I don't like mustache than cost WB millions
SAID NOONE EVER

>tfw I suggested to a family member Tom Cruise might land a helicopter in the stadium to promote another movie based on a Sup Forums rumor

Fuck you all for making me look stupid

fpbp

>I don't like the mustache.

Spotted the soyboy faggot. Go back to where you belong.

>Scenes soyboys will never understand

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the fucking force in his punches...is that other actor okay?

>those tiny wrists
>not soy
MI is a genre franchise. Two sides of the same coin with Star Wars, don't kid yourself. "Based Cruise, no bruise" gimmickry can't save it

*saves cinema from CGI/greenscreen overload*
*smiles with the power of scientology*
*picks movies he likes, not ones that are popular with geek culture*
Yeah...

It's called acting, Henry Calvo can't act and surely can't fight but he gives good head.

rebecca ferguson is a cute

YES. and Mission Impossible > Soy Wars

why does she always seem like a slut
all her scenes in MI5 were slutty as fuck
>undressing in front of Tom Cruise
>wrapping around him with her legs
hnggg

Cruise definitely wants to die by one of his stunts.

this

Your stupidity makes you look stupid, friend.

M:I7 should have Jackie Chan as the main villain/anti-hero and the whole movie should consist of Tom and Jackie out-stunting each other.

impossikino era is here

MOMMY

thanks for the soypidity, soyboy

jackie's the foreigner movie from last year was great too

FPBP

boyfucker paw

I like the mustache but why did they think it was so integral to the character that they had it written into Cavill's contract?

Im not sure if being a gay Scientologist is any better

they just wanted to troll DC and cost them millions

>gay Scientologist >>>>>>>>>>>> turds > nigger > kikes
fix'd

FUCK CAVIL IS SO BASED

So that when Warner Bros comes in to fuck their movie by shaving him they could say fuck off.

So they did and the rumor joke is that they actually paid $25 mil to CGI it out from Just Leage.

>actually attractive women
damn SW hasn't had those in years

I like 5 and 2/3. I don't remember 4 at all.
I hope they don't go supernatural with any underwater nuclear turbines again..
That was too much.

user.... Tom Cruise held his breath for five minutes.

MI is Tom's franchise. He adopted it and singlehandedly made it what it is today, pushing himself with new stunts in each film. It's not comparable to Disney's shit at all.

I liked the car chase a lot and the bikes and the plane was ok but that I couldn't buy it..

here's the only supernatural thing about this scene

4 is way better then 2 and 3 (which are the worst in the series)

4 had him climbing outside the Burj Khalifa

They probably have 200-page contracts that cover all situations by default. Maintaining appearance necessary for the character is probably one of the standard conditions. It allows them to do funny shit like screw over WB. Now they will definitely include it in all future contracts.

this. Tom is able to hold his breath for 4 minutes. Not joking.
>youtube.com/watch?v=Wv6CeinX5Fo

this chick was in 4

I think it'll be for the best if you leave.

that would have been incredible

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this is the result of a swede fucking an english rose

hahahahhaha nigger faggot you cocksucker i swear if i ever see u i would fuck you up, that moustache is glorious.

>nigger faggot you cocksucker

I understand now. Maybe I should watch again 4 and 5 to appreciate them more.

Am I the only one who thinks that the music in the trailer was shit. Sounded like what some faggy puertorican gay club would play. It only got good at the end when it mixed with the original theme song.

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WHy is she lusting so much for the chinlet brit?

Look at those lips, how scandalous

how'd you know he's a brit?

How the fuck could you not like the mustache, you insufferable faggot.

I’ve stared getting this vibe from him too. I think that’s really how he wants to die, he’s already one of the biggest stars of all time, only he and Will Smith can demand 50,000,000 per movie.

What better way to solidify his legacy as Hollywood falls apart than to die in some batshit stunt? After everyone else in Hollywood is forgotten about and the whole idea of it is considered a joke, they’ll still talk about Tom Cruise, who died trying to jump from space into a tornado merging with a hurricane.

He managed to vaporize his ankle with that roof jump. Then it is the driving without helmets and aircraft hanging.

What kind of crazy could they do next?
You can't do much better than climbing Burj Khalifa

those slutty lips... I LOVE IT!

Is that papa Cavill?

You dense motherfuckers. He's memeing about how WB couldn't make a fucking mustache disappear. Jesus christ kill yourselves.

He’s going to climb on the outside of a helicopter with no pilot and no one else inside and fuck around and then fly it dangerously low to the ground at an oncoming vehicle. Also he’s no progressed to simply slamming his motorcycle into shit and letting them film him go flying into the street.

This is a 55 year old man.

screencapped this, wondering if guy got it right

I lose my senses when I think of Henry.

me too, to be completely frank I felt a tingle in my boipucci when he goes beast mode in the trailer.
>ywn get him to protect you and then love you tenderly

>get BTFOd
>it was just a prank guise, i s-swear!

Long time since i got hyped for a trailer.

If you think he was actually serious you're an idiot. It was a very obvious reference to the Justice League fiasco when he mentions mustache, CGI and 'being noticeable'.

>Henry Cavill actually CAN act
Wait
So BvS was Snyder's fault? I always blamed Cavill

post body faggot
5>4>7=8>6>R1>3>1>2
MI would be around 6 and 3, depending on which one. Latest looks closer to the high end though

Legs akimbo

>not wanting that mustache ticking your boipussi
Faggot

Imagine the memes when he transcends

Wtf do u expect, his face got fucking cgi'd in Justice League because of reshoots - because Whedon tried to ruin it.

Cavill did a good Superman in Man of Steel and BVS.

He was good in Sand Castle and that Ritchie Agent movie in the 60s.

why is no one talking about the girl being run over? It's such a beautiful visual. Not as great as Cavil being all Brawler, but goddamn that shot of her flying feels so awesome

JL is OBVIOUSLY the studio's/producers' fault. I'm talking about BvS and Cavill's non-existent dialogue in the movie
He got like what, 25 lines?

i like him as superman

too bad the DC movies have become an embarrassing clusterfuck

Yeah maybe they did overkill with stoicism. But I think he díd it well. I'm happy to see him in other stuff though.

I don't know why this has such low ratings; i saw it and it's a solid 7 actionthriller Hemry Cavill, Bruce Willis and Signourney Weaver.

He did some real acting in that.

"Rare photo of the DC Cinematic Universe while fans still had hope for it, 2015 (colourised)

Is Ghost Protocol any good?

ive still yet to see it

yes

does bear shit in woods?

That was by far the best part of the trailer. Can't wait to see the full scene.

Nigga what, all the Mission impossible movies after 2nd one (John woo). 3-4-5 were really fucking good. Only Casino Royale can even come close.

It's the best one

looks like I've got some Cruisekino to catch up on then

cheers lads

Kek

>You will never be Ethan and have 4 random women stare approvingly in your direction.

You guys must have the IQ of literal niggers not to get the joke. Consider suicide

I utterly despite that man's thetans but by God his films are entertaining.

Eh I personally think its the weakest.

Aside from the original 2, I think Rogue Nation did the most justice to the series.

RLM were right about Cruise.
Every movie I see him in, its like Tom Cruise on a different adventure. The difference to them is though, that I really like him for some reason. And that makes most movies really enjoyable.

>Tom Cruise in the future
>Tom Cruise in Japan
>Tom Cruise slapping a bitch
>Tom Cruise holding a speech
Keep em coming Tommy

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>can't bruise the cruise