WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?

YOU SUCKED MY COCK! YOU BOTH FUCKING SUCKED MY COCK!

IT WAS FREE PIZZA! FREE FUCKIN' PIZZA!

Seriously though, what was their fucking problem? The movie never answers this.

They were succubi.

>WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
Be a faithful husband and reject their advances?

Why didn't he just use his assassin skills?

what's more perverse?

a porno
or some ham fisted pretentious fantasy where the writer get's his rocks off and then punishes himself afterword?

why does he have to be faithful though?

Because he fucking does. Because that's a major part of what being a husband means.

You try that when they're sucking your cock.

shut up you pretentious fag

If you reached that stage then you're not faithful

They're women.

How can someone go from this to John Wick is almost as impressive as the opposite.

Any evidence for this?

...

I hope they make a sequel where those two girls try to pull that shit on some guy who is secretly a Buffalo Bill type.

t. roastie

Of course you are. They were basically raping him.

All women are, by definition, succubi. Just because some are too fat and ugly to be successful at it, doesn't mean they aren't.

I hope they do a remake but with gender roles reversed and see how that fares

CHOCOLATE WITH SPRINKLES

Two young beefcakes show up at some cat ladies house. Spit roast her.

Sounds empowering. I doubt the woman would mind.

I think only kids say roastie, maybe fat virgins.

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I remember reading the source of this forever ago, one of the best doujins I've read

Too bad I can't remember the name of it now

10/10 men would have done exactly the same in his situation, if not less honorably in the start.

The John Wick prequel was weirdly unrelated

>man seduces woman
what an asshole he knew what he was doing
>women seduces man
what an asshole hes married he should know better!

Literally rape.

Kylo Ren looks haggard

Tayu Tayu

Would anyone here actually refuse them both? I know I wouldn't

Because you barely notice Keanu can't act in John Wick

He had the same expression on his face throughout that whole film, I really don't know how others didn't notice this

I feel so alone on this. He has been getting unbelievable praise lately and I just don't fucking get it. Not only is he not a good actor, but he is also an exceptionally bad actor. Every other cast member acts circles around him in all of his movies.

I think the only film he was about okay in was Neon Demon but he had a very small role and was only in the film for a total of about 12 mins max

This desu. First time I've ever seen him act where I've kind of thought he was all right. Felt like I was in an alternate reality or something

Where the fuck is my promised Bill And Ted sequel?!

Now we'll probably never get it cause fucking snitch Bill threw in with the #MeToo movement.

I wonder how much that pissed females off? I remember as soon as the first guy came out #MeToo in the news, #TimesUp was concocted. Now guys supporting that, get targeted. What hashtag is next?...

There's an alternate ending where Keanu hunts them down

that ending should've remained in the final film as a stinger.

Sauce?

Knock Knock is the name of the movie

Thanks! K