I know I have no supporting evidence and probably look like a million other troll threads but my sister who works in the ITV newsroom just told me they've been put on alert since they expect an imminent Peter Kay death following an illness. Might as well get some pre-announcement RIPs in here.
Peter Kay likely to die in the next 12 hours
Chase Morales
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Jonathan Wood
Bollocks pal
Brandon Carter
I know it looks like that but I'm being 100% truthful.
Asher Reed
Not the Abzorbaloff.
Connor Peterson
True if big.
Dylan Davis
Would explain why he cancelled his tour.
Colton Foster
Who cares?
Isaac Lewis
Well, he is a big guy.
Kevin Richardson
Who the fuck is Peter Kay?
Benjamin Cooper
>fat fuck dies
wow what a shock