Peter Kay likely to die in the next 12 hours

I know I have no supporting evidence and probably look like a million other troll threads but my sister who works in the ITV newsroom just told me they've been put on alert since they expect an imminent Peter Kay death following an illness. Might as well get some pre-announcement RIPs in here.

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Bollocks pal

I know it looks like that but I'm being 100% truthful.

Not the Abzorbaloff.

True if big.

Would explain why he cancelled his tour.

Who cares?

Well, he is a big guy.

Who the fuck is Peter Kay?

>fat fuck dies
wow what a shock