Why is this movie so kino

Why is this movie so kino

>tfw phimosis
>tfw get decapitated

didnt he get a surgery once the nobles figured it out?

it was really comfy
>tfw you'll never have dinner at le petit trianon and banter with the queen

Is that a jizz stain on her socks?

God i wish i was that silk fan

why is kiki so kino?

Newfag Sup Forumscore: Le Chevalier Noir Ascendánt, BR2049, Nightcrawler, Mullholland Drive

Esoteric Sup Forumscore: Marie Antoinette

Arcane Sup Forumscore: Kiki

Her nipples are as thick as my thumbs

kiki

Imagine being Marie Antoinette
>be bothered with accusations of being an unfaithful in life
>wasn't
>get decapitated
>after your death this is made, portrayed as a mentally 14 year old bimbo
>this is what people picture when they think of you, waitinf to get banged by the swedish dude you never actually slept with

feels bad man
She deserved better

also most of her kids died

So many loads over this image

Breh those bosoms

I don’t think she was mentally ill in the film

She was kinda a bimbo tho. It’s unfortunate they didn’t show more of her development from a frivolous teenage girl spending huge amounts of money into a more serious political player

its weird she went from 22 in spiderman to 45 about two years later

>Maria Antonia spent her formative years between the Hofburg Palace and Schönbrunn, the imperial summer residence in Vienna,[10] where on 13 October 1762, when she was seven, she met Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, two months her junior and a child prodigy.[11][12][13][14]

>no adventures of young motzart episode where he develops crush on the young queen

Does this movie depict the egalitardian bolshevist anti-monarchist scum as villains? If yes i might give it a go

The soundtrack.

I want to smooch kiki bros

>good cinematography
>breddy well paced
>unique tone that works
>prime Dunst

>female director
>glorified music video
>celebrates adultery
fancy that

right on the dimple

>bolshevist in 1793 tops
le 56% meme

doesn't really deal with it.

I would say that Louis is portrayed as sympathetic but incompetent

People judge her unfairly because they assume that her surface-level socialite demeanor was unique and not just the norm for France's aristocracy at the time.

She was actually a solid waifu tbqh
>husband's dick has a malfunction that causes extreme pain whenever he gets hard
>stay loyal without sex for years until surgery fixes it
>work to try and stave off political disaster
>stay by his side and die instead of just fleeing back home to Austria

>tfw no Hapsburg special forces to go on high-stakes stealth extraction mission to rescue Marie and her children from the Tuileries

drags a lot in the middle

Mozart proposed to her. Of course, I was only a shota then so it didn't really mean anything but just imagine the possibilities.

>I was only a shota then

post ure pics

...

it's just a legend....
They really did meet tho and he got a kiss from her mother

I think both Austria and Britain actually proposed something to that effect, but Marie/Louis said no because it would be a foreign power intervening on French soil.

>tfw no Blackhawk Down-inspired kino about Grenzer trying to extract Marie from Republican custody only to get overwhelmed by angry mobs and forced to retreat

>Why is this movie so kino

because sofia coppola has the same taste in young blondes as i do

>tfw no Blackhawk Down-inspired kino about Grenzer trying to extract Marie from Republican custody only to get overwhelmed by angry mobs and forced to retreat

u see the vision user

She gained weight and did a bunch of hard drugs / hit the bottle in between.

>husband's dick has a malfunction that causes extreme pain whenever he gets hard
Why didn't the movie mention this shit? The movie made him come across as this huge beta.

there's no real evidence he had phimosis

>Austria-Bohemia

HUNG ARYANS BTFO
>tfw born in the wrong timeline