Jubilee will be eternally flat

Jubilee will be eternally flat.

Didn't she get super stacked after becoming a vampire. I distinctly remember the boobalee jokes

i think it was earlier than that, when she lost her powers and started wearing, i think power gauntlets

That was just an artist that likes drawing tits you dummies.

No, she got stacked when she lost her powers. After the initial arc of being a vampire she went back to being flat.

still an official Marvel release

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lack of boobs is clearly a warning sign for psychosis by the look of that face

But one artist deciding to draw big boobs doesn't count as an official addition to her powerset.

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unf-

you know what comics really need? More close up shots of Psylocke's vagina

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Strange. I remember a New Warriors run where she was pretty stacked.

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>That feeling when the Captcha is from your neighborhood.

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Someone's been eating their Wheaties.

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Obviously her mutation was tiny tits. Also being a vampire gives you small tits

When she was cured of her mutation her tits grew

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Jubilee was my first waifu and this thread makes me truly happy

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Didn't figure her for the full body suit type.

It was an ugly time...

I'm disappointed in you Sup Forums

> we thought people wouldn't mind naming her after cornstarch

Left to right or right to left?

Doesn't matter.

yes

Storytime

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SHOCKEEEEEEEER

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No, she got stacked after losing her mutant powers. The vampirism took them away again.

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>reich means realm, unless it's referring to reichstag, which means parliament/empire/government
>unrealm or ungovernment

This is why you at least try to look for anyone fluent in the language before writing shit people.

So these guys were just twiddling their thumbs for seventy years? Like Jubilee said, they don't need to breathe. Did none of them try just leaving?

BUSTER WOLF

To be fair, the character himself is trying to coin a new phrase in a foreign language.

Think of it like a sleeper cell, maybe?

>after school special

So i assume this was written long before Homecoming came out?

Unterreich would have been a better fit, as they're creatures of the underworld emerging from an unterseeboot.

An almost dust german naval vampire from the 40's ain't exactly gonna pop out with accurate grammar in a comic book.

He's gonna plop out something that sounds cool but makes no sense.

Like Taserface.

He's had 70 years sitting in that wreck to come up with a name. Besides, unreich isn't even a word in german.

Exactly.

He said it in English.

It's not an english word either due to how the prefix un means "not". I doubt klaus over there's saying the reich won't rule, because that's just stating a fact at that point.

How come Jubilee couldn't keep her powers and be a vampire?

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An aversion to light and light powers don't really mix

The loss of her powers and the vampirism were separate events (separated by years, in fact). Unless you're talking in a meta sense.

Oh I think I get it.
Perhaps they mean "un-reich" not as "not-reich" but as "under reich", like "underworld" or "undead".

They would have used unter. U-boat doesn't stand for unseeboot.

Eh, it could work if she's daywalker.

Oh I see.
I'm not too on top of Marvel comics.

Well, yeah but I think they were going with a mix of English (which has words that can be easily chopped up) and German.

>Logan recommended forgetting her past every few years.
>kek

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>Perfect Jubilee casting in Apocalypse
>Used to absolutely no purpose.

I'm not sure if this is really cute or really erotic. Also.
>Common Jubes if I can fit it all in you can too.

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Unreich is to Reich as Undead is to Dead.

When is she gunna get done being a goddamn vampire?

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So, he's hung like a bear?

I don't think you want to find out what a bear penis looks like...

Vampire Jubilee is fine

>like a bear
No, like a Wolverine.

The problem is more Shogo than the vampire. Before the vampire stuff no one knew how to use her cause they erased all her power development from Gen X. she went from an a bomb back to a joke. At least with the vamp powers she can play the Rogue/Peter roll

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Can't be any scarier than an echidna's.

>after becoming a vampire

you lost me

He's a hairy man. Even the tip.

>dat face
Why did they stop drawing her like that

Sad as it sounds, being a vampire is the most interesting thing Jubilee's done in decades.