So what's your favorite movie, user?

>So what's your favorite movie, user?

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>"Memories of murder, i love me some korean kino!"

Who are you?

I don’t like good looking barbers

>never heard of that one, sounds weird

A-Avatar?

>"the notebook"

>I’m paying you to give me a buzz cut you stupid bitch, a monkey could do your job, just shut the fuck up and finish your menial task

>Yyy-you too.

>why are you in my house, how did you get in here?

>tfw in Germany for an internship thing
>getting haircut
>girl keeps talking to me thinking I’m German
>too much of a retard to just say something in English so she’d understand
>start to like her thinking I’m German too
>just keep humming to everting she says as if I’m agreeing
>flat out asks me a question that requires a response even I can tell this
>just hum anyway
>leave store giving 5 Euro tip on something that cost 12 euros
>smile

What a retard I must appear, I cut my own hair now

Has to be Airplane!

Always find it enjoyable.

Dude you're a moron

>imagine taking a whiff of her armpit whenever she lifts her arms in front of you

>tip

I like your style user

>I don't know about favorite but the last movie I really loved was Moon

my favorite movie is called Lick the Barber

Probably the first Lord of the Rings movie

>5 Euro tip on something that cost 12 euros
>smile

Sasuga Kamerad

>user, would you like some hair grower treatment? We'll give it to you for a discount! :)

Fuck you bitch ;_;

sweeny todd

>hairdresser cutting your hair
>her boob touches your shoulder

what do?

how were you able to communicate what haircut you wanted?

>gif
lmao

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favourite film is either shawshank redemption or blade runner, for a taste of childhood I'd say the first two jurassic park films (even the second one, yes)

last film I enjoyed was three billboards

films I hate that everyone else likes - star wars

>*broods for a moment*
>...
>I (like) Drive
>*chews toothpick solemnly*

She said something at the start and I nodded.

>getting overcharged just so you can be near a woman for 15 minutes who can't cut a man's hair

>user, what are these bald spots? how old are you again?

No tip for you bitch ;_;

enjoy?
also reminds of the guy around here saying how he started moaning during the head massage while the hairdresser was washing his hair

Hold up a picture of Ryan Gosling. Duh

>get a boner
>thank god for the tarp thingy
>flex calf muscles to kill boner
>go home and jerk it to the memory

That's nothing compared to dentists. Nothing beats tits on your head.

For

she wanted the D

>hairdresser cutting hair
>his testicles rest on my shoulder

...

has anyone ever fallen asleep while getting your hair cut?

I did and the lady fucked up my hair. Then I went home and buzzed my head

T-True lies

I did. The faggy hairdresser kissed me. Never went back to that place

The one time i tried this tactic i ended up ejaculating, i was at school.

Pitch Perfect 2

>barber leans in to cut and you feel something hard poking your rib

God Bless America

>haha my boyfriend loves that one!

>give me a haircut that you would like to see on your boyfriend haha

...

Did they just kill that baby

yeah, thankfully she woke me up at the end

>Letting a woman cut your hair

Might as well just ask her to give you a perm and start calling yourself Barbara.

>wanting a guy to cut your hair

you gay son?

>tfw getting haircut and think of something funny
>can’t stop laughing
>keep coughing to try and cover it even though I, visibly vibrating
>laughing about dumb and dumber ffs
>guy eventually gets really annoyed and backs off with his hands up
>apologise and nip my thigh under the sheet to stop myself more

t. metrosexual

...

>the girl in that pic is dead

odd feeling to see her

big if true

It's an awful pseudo-intellectual slightly political movie.

>*boob touches shoulder*
>"Oh sorry about that lol"
>haha... n-no problem...

and?

Goddamn roasties goddamn

Human Centipede

Raise the Red Lantern

High impact sexual violence

youtu.be/WaXDaAsfHuc

*insert capeshit*

>she has a picture of her and her bf in the lower corner of the mirror

Can't make this shit up

report her to the manager for sexual harrassment

This unironically

>She has a picture of her and her death son on the corner of the mirror.
I knew i shouldn't have talked to her.

Patrician

>getting haircut
>barber wants to hold discussion
>can't hear what they're saying because buzzer is right in ear
>don't want to ask what they said because even if they repeat it I still won't be able to hear it
>just say "yeah" and act like I don't want to continue the conversation

>Patrician
an aristocrat or nobleman

something about her going insane was very disturbing and sad

I know right... how dare this woman have a boyfriend and not just have sex with you because you deserve it... you earned it by being a nice guy.
MGTOW 4-ever!

Why get like this over a joke, we are having a fun thread.

Why don't you just fuck off? huh? Why are you even here?

>TFW I was twenty some rando mid-twenties hairdresser lady told me her life story about her being a single mother raising her son because her boyfriend left her all because she asked if I liked vidoe games and I said "I guess" and then she started talking about how she likes PS4 and plays with her kid sometimes and that somehow led to her unloading her emotional baggage on me
Wasn't even a decent haircut.

What's a movie?

kino you know like theatre

>Been getting my hair cut by the same woman since I was 14 or 15 and am 28 now
>She's a biker chick milf, now in her 40's and divorced but has kids
>Have long wanted to fuck her because she has great tits and we have a great rapport
>Similar taste in music and sense of humor so conversation always flows easily which I don't find often


How do I fuck her bros?

> "Shitty Haircut"

>Be American
>Get a haircut
>keep getting hit by stylist's gut

"umm...okay!"

>tfw the hot young blonde dental assistant who rubbed her boobs all over my head was replaced by a creepy old fat german lady who keeps touching me and pretending tobe interested in my clothing material

Whatever, pleb nigger. Stick to haircuts cunt, women don't understand film anyway.

>Oh you have a 5'clock shadow going on now? looks great on you!

Yeah, I don't think people pay you to mock them and be passive aggressive, do they?

Should've fucking suplexed that cunt then and there.

I'd probably say Interstellar if anyone asked me, that's a popular movie that's somewhat recent and I liked it enough to see it multiple times.

>communicate by humming
You basically just came across as the average married man user, don't worry about it.

never cause she wouldve shown interest by now

It’s uncomfortable to be in those situations most of the time but just imagine how much better you made a stranger feel by not sperging out. Good on you

Fuck I hated having hairdressers cut my hair. Their small talk as just worthless tired garbage.

My last haircut:
>oh user nice to see you again
>oh I noticed your hair is thinning a bit so we better be careful huh? *giggle*
>haha (kill me)
>she pulls out the thinning scissors to better shape the hair
>literally making my thinning hair more thin
>dont wanna say anything
>leave looking more JUST than I went in

Pull your dick out under the trap so she gets a little surprise when she takes it off you!

>A buzz
>Paying somebody to give you a buzz cut

Moron

>letting a female barber cut your hair

There was a JOI vid like this, shit was cash

KINOGRAPHY
1 L'empathie sur une tache de naissance (1959, Raleigh)
2 Hiding From McGee (1929, Voitto)
3 Upes Sapnu (1919, Elkanah)
4 Sommaren med Monika (1953, Bergman)
5 Ostre sledované vlaky (1966, Menzel)
6 Adolessensie Morbiede (1978, Dietrich)
7 The Fascination of Steven Wright (1932, Hólmgeirr)
8 ￦AR (1959, Bardas)
9 Яpocть (2013, Boll)
10 โรงแรมนรก (1957, Pestonji)

CINÉMA
1 夢 (1990, Kurosawa)
2 This Night (1965, Fassbinder)
3 La morte d'Isotta (1968, Schröter)
4 Reassemblage (1982, Minh Hà)
5 Кpaдeцът нa пpacкoви (1964, Radev)
6 ਗਧੇ ਨੂੰ ਲਤ ਮਾਰੋ (2010, Walker)
7 قمران وزيتونة (2001, Abdelhamid)
8 九月 (1984, Zhuangzhuang)
9 Ocъдeни Дyши (1975, Radev)
10 Lost River (2014, Gosling)

FILMS
1 Пиcьмa мёpтвoгo чeлoвeкa (1986, Lopushansky)
2 Un condamné à mort s'est échappé (1956, Bresson)
3 Guns of The Trees (1961, Mekas)
4 Love Streams (1984, Cassavetes)
5 牯嶺街少年殺人事件 (1991, Yang)
6 Duelle (1976, Rivette)
7 Alice in den Städten (1974, Wenders)
8 Le Rayon Vert (1986, Rohmer)
9 Սայաթ-Նովա (1968, Parajanov)
10 êôпᄅ 329㎑ (3059, 眾矼)

MOVIES
1 Sommaren med Monika (1953, Bergman)
2 牯嶺街少年殺人事件 (1991, 楊)
3 চারুলতা (1964, রায়)
4 Ordet (1955, Dreyer)
5 Les Moissons du Ciell (1978, Malick)
6 Oктябpь «Дecять днeй, кoтopыe пoтp яcли миp (1927, Эйзeнштeйн)
7 Le Fite Club (1999, Fincher)
8 红高粱 (1987, 张艺谋)
9 ပ်စာပေ (1994, Tarantino)
10 Зepкaлo (1975, Tapкóвcкий)

FLICKS
1 Barry Lyndon (1975, Kubrick)
2 天国と地獄 (1963, Kurosawa)
3 Blue (1993, Jarman)
4 Fanny och Alexander (1982, Bergman)
5 The Long Day Closes (1992, Davies)
6 天国と地獄 (1963, Kurosawa)
7 Aндpeй Pyбльoв (1966, Rublev)
8 Providence (1977, Resnais)
9 սենյակ (2003, Wiseau)
10 Punishment Park (1971, Watkins)

The thing is, I think she does sometimes.

this right fucking here

Shave it off user. You'll save on shampoo and conditioner.