So what did she do with caleb?

So what did she do with caleb?

Her first appearance was the single hottest depiction of a woman ever

She stuck her apple into his mouth

i unironically do not get this scene's deeper meaning.

after the initial spell she probably performs another spell involving sucking his pecker to do something involving his first ever load.

She clearly had sex with him - what do you expect us to say?

In her first appearance she was an elderly woman grinding up a baby.

But what's the moral of the story?

>i uhm doin memes

It doesn't have a moral, because the events aren't relevant to our real-lives. It's set in a world where the folklore depiction of the Devil is real - he has physical power to harm you or offer rewards for servitude to him. Even minor lapses in godly behaviour (naughty thoughts about your sister's pert young breasts) can male you vulnerable to him.

but why does caleb go to the forrest and offer himself up? what was his reason?

>Wouldst thou like to /ss/?

Probably raped him on a spiritual level

There really isn't any, the family was powerless to stop Satan. I think the only ones saved were the baby, who was pure, and the dad. That's why Black Philip gored him, he was never going to be fully corrupted. Maybe the eldest son, depends on whether his redemption was true or a trick. The twins were tempted, and the daughter gave herself out of desperation.

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>unironically
fucking kill yourself faggot

She sucked him dry of his life force

w-what does she smell like haha

disgusting fake tits

i bet she's a stuck-up slut irl

hhhnnnngggg

When will it all be over bros

t. Homosexual

what did they mean by this?

why can't I get lost in some enchanted woods only to happen across a sultry witch

they're real tho

based

virgin

>they're real tho
prove it

He had sexual thoughts about his sister, in real-life he couldn't be blamed for this - he's an adolescent boy living in seclusion away from young women who aren't his relatives. In the movie's world it's a serious sin, and makes him vulnerable to the witch's sexual and magical power.

What if you were banging her and she turned back into old saggy granny witch as you were about to cum?

>find this NPC a month after Legion release
>go to attack it
>it almost kills me
>secretly an elite mob

ate him deliciously

>WAAAHA LOOK AT ME WEARING A SEE-THROUGH BRA BOYS
>AM I TALENTED OR WHAT? :)
>WOULD YOU LIKE TO GAWK AT THE ONLY ASSETS I HAVE SINCE I'M A TALENTLESS WHORE ~~~
I'm glad I pirated this movie. I hope she ends up as a filthy escort that she deserves to be

jokes on her I've got a gilf fetish. Or I would at least pretend to have one so as not to seem phased by her transformation so hopefully she'd go back.

it's a serious sin that makes you vulnerable to evil in the real world also

what the fuck is wrong with you dude?

>He gets seriously triggered just by seeing beautiful women

Back to r/incels

>it's a serious sin that makes you vulnerable to evil in the real world also

You're ignoring the context:

"he's an adolescent boy living in seclusion away from young women who aren't his relatives"

He didn't try to actually have sex with her, just guiltily looked at her sideboob.

Kissed him

Prove they're not

On a scale of 1 to 10, how hard do you think he was during this scene?

What would you do if you were caleb and sees this?

Yoshi's eggs

cum in my pants

if you can't prove either we can cut it down to:

>look hard as rocks
>shaped liked silicone implants
>makes money showing off tits

they're most likely fake

And who gives a fuck, you pathetic cunt?

start brappin
the stinky smells will keep my virginity intact

>And who gives a fuck
you do

No I don't I'm jacking off to her faggot.

>I'm jacking off to her faggot
that doesn't imply you don't care

>>shaped liked silicone implants
quite literally false

I don't care about the fakeness of her boobs, I care about correcting your faggotry but I see you're beyond help. Brb cumming.

looks like retarded renfaire larping
u sad virgin

Is the red cloak supposed to be a reference to the biblical "whore of Babylon"?
>something something crimson/red/ruby

>quite literally false
bullshit, search for silicone implant shapes, search for pictures of women with implants

whoa chill man. /t/v/'s shitposting and irony is always at an all time high so saying unironically is perfectly acceptable, albeit annoying. Because so many posts ARE ironic.

maybe it's not a dude

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>He doesn't want to be raped and cursed by a busty, porcelain mommy.

have sex im so horny!

It looks that way because of the transparent bra. It's very possible that is what creates that illusion.

>not loving gilfs all the same

life you mean?

Probably

in my head a 15th century version of Warrant's Sweet Cherry Pie was playing in my head.

whatever happened, I'd wager it was worth it.

>illusion
that would imply you're right, yet you haven't proven shit buddy

Can't we agree that with advancements in boob job technology. Fake tits are not that bad.

They used to be terrible but now they're pretty dope

Fuck you’re such a Virgin loser lmao

They are a lot harder to spot if you get good surgery now, although I've never had a problem with fake ones, it just depends how the rest of her looks.
The funny part is tons of guys don't even realize this and still think all fake tits are obvious street cones.

Shitty fake tits and pig disgusting waxed arms. Fuck that whore.

haha i too have sex haha ha

Caleb was horny and lusting after his sister. The Witch offered herself as an object of lust. Likewise she came to the mother as a suckling babe, the young children as a funny taking animal, and finally the devil himself to the eldest daughter. The father was steadfast in his faith as evidenced by the opening scene. So the vvitch had no choice but to outright kill him.

Look at him and laugh.

>all these toasty roasties

it like something from a fairytale, like little red riding hood

Cute deer. Different user btw and no I don't have to prove anything. They look fine to me. Why don't you like them? They're perfectly acceptable and they suit her proportionally so if they're fake they're pretty good. I'll have to see nudes first to even begin to guess if they've been augmented. Since no one has her nudes, yourself included, we're back to square one

>ARE ironic.
it's just 90's born sacks of shit like you user, just say what you fucking mean, stop being a fucking faggot.

Honestly, I would have sex with her. If I die, so be it. I'd rather fuck a qt witch and die then risk disease and starvation as a colonial exile.

>Why don't you like them?
I never said I didn't, some other poster did. I was just conversing with you guize about life and shit.

>guize
fuck off queer

You have to be in order to fit in. Otherwise you'd be the odd one out most of the time. I'm saying that as a person who doesn't like to be sarcastic that much IRL actually.

On Sup Forums you have to pretend to say something you don't mean or wont say in public at minimum, or be ironic in some way. Such is the board 'culture', even though that word shouldn't be used in conjunction with Sup Forums. Hence the term 'counter culture'. And one has to get used to it too -- I guess at least 50-60% of posts in any given thread on any given board are lazy smartass shitposts, probably written by people who would find their own posts cringy tryhard bs if they were read back to them.

Real meaningful exchange of thoughts and ideas happens all the time but it's that's just a raft in an ocean of granny's peach tea. Good luck out there.

hey now, be civil, we're on the internet! Someone is watching you.

Is this pasta

>fuck off queer
What are you gonna do about it... asshole.

I guess life has the same substance and importance

yes

as tits

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I looked up her IG, they're real tits, c-cups or so. They go up and down with her weight and she does a lot of posing in bras to make them look bigger.

IN YOUR FACE FAGGOT

On which picture did you say her tits look real? I need to see for research

18th row. She loves push up bras and constantly arcs her back to make them look bigger. They sag like normal boobs.

>I looked up her IG, they're real tits, c-cups or so. They go up and down with her weight and she does a lot of posing in bras to make them look bigger.
still not irrefutable proof
>
>IN YOUR FACE FAGGOT
not an argument

This, also one of the easiest ways to spot a KH virgin is if they can't identify a push up bra. Her tits aren't that big, she's pushing them up a lot in all those pics. They're decent size for her frame. Also consider when a titlet gets pregnant or has any other hormonal issues those puppies can blossom into full milkers in a matter of days.

I know because that's exactly what happened to my wife when she got pregnant with my first.

her first*

>those eyebrows though

you aren't white

Stay mad ;^)

>he's never fucked a wild hairy woman who lets out all grow out
>he's never buried his face in a woman's hairy pit while fucking her and inhaled her sweaty intoxicating scent

those are real boobs you fucking knob