This squinting goblin is supposed to be Han Solo

>this squinting goblin is supposed to be Han Solo
What the fuck happened?

Jews happened

Why does he look so old? He could pass as late 30s here, makeup should have taken care of that

It's like Spiderman where Flash is clearly like 28 years old

So, what you saying is that we're in some kind of a Han Solo- Star Wars movie?

El goblino

Nepotism

>(((What))) the fuck happened?

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Oh wow he hasn't aged well at all. He looks 50 years old!

why did (((they))) just not go with chris pratt?

>looks older than 4th episode Ford despite his character being 20 years younger

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>Looks, sounds, hell, probably doesn't even smell like Han Solo
>Muh Dragon Queen of Eyebrows
>That 1st grade title card
>Bad acting and writing in the trailer

Why is Disney releasing this?

how the mighty have fallen...

Why didn't they just get the goose?

ryan gosling is an overrated faggot, sure he looks good, but hes not that talented as an actor.

>make a young han solo movie
>han looks older than han in episode 4

too recognizable at this point

this fuck is balder than Harrison was in fucking ROTJ

wtf

hi

>suddenly cgiing him over doesnt seem like that bad of an idea

Not looking or sounding anything like Han just makes it easier to remember that it's shitty non-canon fanfiction.

This is one of those movies that should have never happened in the first place, there was no need for it except for money and greed, this is result of such desires

Who would win?

Whoa bro, you're so totally enlightened. Stay #woke!

God dammit Disney.

>AHHH CHEWY HELP

Jews just doing favors for other Jews. That's 'Solo' in a nutshell.

disney shills like you are so fucking obvious
pajeet better start look for a new job, disney is gonna be cutting your budget soon...

Not kosher enough

he's not wrong though

there's no point for this han solo movie
there's no way to go creatively it was a really retarded idea to start with a han solo movie

should have done a boba fett movie first or something which didnt have an iconic actor playing the character

Please point out one good reason for this movie to exist besides the obvious, money.

>it's da jooos
Fucking pathetic Sup Forums soyboys.

it's true tho

Neither is Harrison Ford but he still gets roles.

goblin is right. he'd be better cast as one of the bankers in a harry potter flick.

>literally casted at a bar mitzvah

he looks more like baby anakin

We could have gotten smokey underworld Hutt mafia kino and all the accompanying Sopranos and Goodfellas crossover memes, but instead we're gonna get a shittier Guardians of the Galaxy starring an effeminate kike and le game of whores lady.

>>Sup Forums

go be with like-minded people, friend. you'll be much happier.

>>twitter-fag pretending he has Jewish blood.

A massive farce with Han quadruple crossing a whole bunch of different crime bosses at the same time could be cool.

>77
>Star Wars was released in 1977
Checked and tell that to KanjiKlub

Too expensive probably.

so what was the plot of the original han solo movie that was almost finished?

I like him but I'm starting to get real sick of this guy's face.

>he can't handle it

If he were a cute Jew, I'd be okay with him

He's ugly as fuck so no

ding ding ding, that's why (((they))) only hire nobodies to star in their films, maximize shekels

we're way past the point where they can cancel the project.
Hopefully this is the one that kills the Star Wars franchise, I really think there won't be a full internet defense force for this one like there is for Last Jedi

I will never understand why they didn't get this guy. He's a pretty okay actor, has a good amount of big movies under his belt, and looks like he could pass for a young Harrsion Ford. What are executives at Disney snorting on an hourly basis that has led them to so many terrible, terrible decisions?

He's a Jew. (((Their))) objective now is to erase the White male from film, completely.

Ford is a jew too you cuck

You'd be wrong. Disney's paid shill army is out in full force on every Facebook comment section for the trailer.

He's 1/4th Jewish (according to Adam Sandler) so he would be allowed citizenship in Hitler's Germany according to the Nuremberg Laws.

1/4 Jew is hardly Jewish and Jewish blood is already diluted as fuck as it is.

There aren't any real Jews anymore. They only exist in name only. People LARPing as God's Chosen, that's all. To Hell with them.

But is very much kosher. Was the guy hired really that good at that barmitzvah?

they're no way they'll make a billion. You can't brainwash all of the global market that this guy is in any way like Harrison Ford and is in any way able to capture Han Solo's personality

he satisfied Spielberg, if you catch my meaning

Disney's only fault is that they aren't more involved with it. Lucasfilms basically runs itself under Kathleen Kennedy, she's the one with the real power here. Just like Marvel they put someone in charge and expect it to run by itself. This is on Kathleen and every retard in charge of Lucasfilms right now. I assume Disney will step in once this movie bombs and replace Kathleen Kennedy like they did with the ex-head honcho of Marvel after Age of Ultron.

it appears both his maternal grandparents are Jews

han solo is supposed to look masculine

Restricted citizenship (and reproduction) or deportation to Israel via the Hareetz Agreement it is then.

Jews jewing

>there was no need for it except for money and greed
This is the only reason blockbusters are made you dumb nigger

Fuck. This guy straight up looks like Han Solo, unlike the transgender Maisie Williams. The Mouse fucks up once again.

>Young Han looks like Ep. IV's Han's Dad

>>this squinting goblin is supposed to be Han Solo

worse than that is his voice in the trailer. he doesn't have the cadence, tone or character of solo down at all