38 YEARS OLD

>38 YEARS OLD

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Jesus, what happened to Joel Edgerton?!

This is why it's important to exercise 5 times a week gentlemen

Looks like uncle vito lol

and could still kick the shit out of you

Sometimes living in the future is depressing

>today i'm gonna kick my dad's ass
>dad, i'm having a heart attack

JUST

Jesus how the fuck did his head get that big?

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEEEEED

More like Ham Margera

and not being an alcoholic that stuffs cheeseburgers into your face.

>steak sandwiches

his ex wife is probably getting slammed margera

>not ham margarine

>he's trying to get back in shape and start skateboarding again
Like watching a crippled old race horse limp back onto the track, just put it out of it's misery and turn it into dog food already.

Bam, even in your peak you couldn't beat the shit out of everyone.

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He's 38 years old. Never kissed a girl.

BAM MARGERA
WHAT WILL HE EAT NEXT?

>broiled steak sandwiches

what if you're an alcoholic but exercise 6-7 days a week

We're gonna build him a skatepark.

Isn't this the guy that fucked Lynsi Hughes?

you're still fucked because your body will spent all its time processing the alcohol instead of rejuvenating

I bet he regrets making fat jokes about his dad now.

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kek

when did phil get tattos?

I kekked

Can you hear the call for the wasted and wounded?

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>get arrested on DUI
>first child was born not a month ago

Jesus what a piece of shit.

Looks just like his dad

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that's bullshit but i believe it

Dont forget that alcohol kills/retards your body's natural test production

Beat me to it, fellow Canadalad.

Phil and April were good parents, they deserved better than this shithead of a son.

>that one episode where they move into a new house/neighborhood after getting kicked out of the last neighborhood
>Bam promptly proceeds to turn the entire house into a skatepark
I always wondered if this shit was staged or not as I got older

You must be 18 to post your cuck fantadies on this weebsite.

i wonder what young bam would say if he could see his future self

"wow. i aged poorly."

FUCK, I TURNED INTO PHIL

correct

noted

>Ryan Dunn died 7 years ago
>there will never be a Jackass 4

I just said to myself
>user is memeing, no way that's been 7 years
>check it
>mfw

2012 Apocalypse passed us 6 years ago as did the start of the ISIS problem

Ask ricky gervais, ham and beer regime

>the closest we'll ever get is Bad Grandpa

This thread just got real for me. I realized the last time I was truly happy was 2013. I just realized the best of my life has passed me by. Things are good now, but there are certain parts of my life that I will never relive. It's much like Bam and CKY. Those raw, naive, happy times where you lived to the fullest, and now you're old and know too much. You can never return to that innocence. You can never know that feeling again.

bovine growth hormone

Lack of exercise is the least of Bam's problems.

>tfw an alcoholic who will never be able to get in shape

Fuck. I didn't ask for this fucking feel tonight.

Booze and drugs.

in 10 years youll be looking back on today with similar thoughts

enjoy now lest it pass you by

>la creatura...

Ten years ago I was on Sup Forums for three years.

Someone kill me please

>Phil and April were good parents
Obviously not.

He's turning into his dad

also he was apparently Bulimic, weight gain can be pretty common for people recovering

seriously, they raised this
youtube.com/watch?v=uOoPjHh9kOY

It was so weird he had a show on MTV and he was like living in his parents house filming it. IF anyone else did that they'd be a laughing stock.

what will he eat next?

He can still unjust himself again, r-right?

>getting knocked out by an Icelandic rapper
>ICELANDIC RAPPER
I would opt to just die if given the chance at that point. It's like getting beat up by a Chinese cowboy

could have been kino if the bed sheets lit on fire and they died

>passed us
we all died and this is hell

..pretty sure that was only the 1st season of viva la bam. He moved out by the 2nd season

that's literally what an average 38 year old looks like; at least he didn't go bald like a lot of them

and now

I LOST EVERYTHING

why didn't we try to stop it?

You're implying the dogs barking and smoke alarm going off don't already make it kino you edgy fucker

How did they not murder Bam?

so obviously staged now, reading their behavior

Cause he made millions by doing this shit.

>destroy your parents' house with firecrackers
>hahahaha we got you guys good

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>stopping
there are no brakes

I WOKE UP IT WAS 7
I WAITED TILL 11
TO FIGURE OUT THAT NO ONE WOULD CALL

He looks, shall I say...haggard?

he looks MUFFED UP

>Viva La Bam was 15 years ago

Where did my time and life go?

So is Steve-o actually the best adjusted out of the old crew now? How weird is that?

>tfw you posted in 2011 threads where people told you bitcoin would just keep going up but you put your money into fat gf

knoxville probably is and steve o was never an OG crew like bam and ryan and brian and raab etc

HES BAM MARGERA .
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?
"I dunno prolly have a cheeseteak"

la aberración de las cavernas...

they all predate Jackass, talking just Jackass he's been there since the first episode

I feel your pain user

>tfw you sold all your btc in 2014 because your whore wife at the time thought it was stupid

could be worse. sold mine in 2012 to buy guild wars 2

oh fuck

How to you go from
season 1 you live with your mom
to this

You can do it bro. I used to have 12 drinks a night, been sober 2 months now. Lost 25 pounds just by not drinking and doing some bodyweight exercises a couple times a week

>already having bad feels ITT about the jackass guys being old and fat
>now youre giving more bad feels ITT by bringing up Guild Wars
fuck u user

It looks like times have really been hard for Sargon.

Pretty much 14/15 years later

Remember, if you start, NEVER STOP USING DRUGS, KIDS

otherwise OP pic related

>bam is obese
>Knoxville has AIDS
>pontius brain damaged
>Dunn dead
>Steve-O the healthiest looking one

;_;

Steve-o is gonna live to like 105