Why did they decide to make Luke a virgin?

Why did they decide to make Luke a virgin?

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All Jedis are virgins.

Muh Buddhist parallels

Because he became a Jedi Knight.

Though there are some rumors that Biggs shot his proton torpedoes into Luke's exhaust port just before the events of the first movie. I don't know if they are true or not though.

He's not. It's going to be revealed he has a son/daughter who is in hiding that Ben Ren didn't kill.

kill yourself faggot

Luke just isn’t the type of man that women are interested in. Yeah, he destroyed the Death Star which ordinarily could have gotten anyone laid. But one minute with him with his pants down and his tighty-whities remind them of their younger brother and they pass.

>implyign he didn't tap dat bantha pootytang

Why are his nipples so puffy?

I think it is just the way the shirt is cut.

bc the prequels made jedi chaste

More relatable to faggots who watch Star Wars.

Was Luke even a real Jedi though? He seemed more like a kid that had a strong connection to the force because of his father and was the Jedi's last hope.

yikes, he looks like a butch lesbian here.

Did Hamill use to do gay porn or something...?

Incredible, a photo like this and not one single mention of the word soy in this thread. Either the entirety of Sup Forums matured overnight or there is a serious double standard going on compared with the new Han Solo

fucking kill yourself newfag cock sucker

It was a different time.

That’s because everyone has already accepted that Luke is a fag.

Hamill: N-not again

Maybe in the OT they gave off this "celibate monk vibe", but this has never been true as of the PT. Jedi aren't forbidden to get married or have children, they are just supposed to rein in their feelings and not become too attached, since love can lead to the dark side (through loss).

in the 70s it was okay to dress gay

uhh, they definitely couldn't get married or have kids unless it was a special case for low population species. they could fuck all they wanted though.

KEKED. can't wait until disney cucks him again as a cgi force ghost.

>implying Luke didn't slay a different Toshe Station pussy every week

>implying his wife didn't die under suspicious circumstances sometime in the 25 year gap between RotJ and Ben wrecking shit

His character was a kid that had nothing, and was desperate to seek adventure.
It would weaken his character to imply he's already lived a little.

Luke’s virginity was the source of his incredible powers. He had to contain his seed in order to become a great Jedi. This made for messy mornings.

Does he have tits?

eugghhh... that accident really fucked him up.

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Luke lost his anime pretty boy looks after his car accident.

;_;

After the Death Star was blown up he must've been very popular with female rebels (before he learned all that Jedi stuff from yoga) if he didn't fuck that time he deserved to be a virgin.

Reminder Luke died a virgin and only kissed her sister.

So white male star wars fans can identify with him

how do we know Luke didn't fuck anyone on Tatooine? he's young but already grown up to a degree where he could be getting pussy.

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Ha ha, well you don't know about his misadventures with that female Zorbel on Korellon IV.

>They could fuck all they wanted though
Find me a single piece of support for this nonsense. Just because a bunch of fanfic writers made up a loophole doesn't mean its canon.

And yet you're still triggered. Soyboys need to find jesus or be mounted to the cross

>yoga

But he was a pretty white boy in the 70s, before getting his face all fucked up he would have been drowning in poontang.

shit stains such as this prove you right:

>fucking kill yourself newfag cock sucker

;_;

>yoga