Moonrise Kingdom

Seriously?

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Gotta love Hollywood

It's all in your head.
Moonrise Kingdom is just a story of 2 innocent kids camping.

Well, yeah? That was pretty much the experience of all our childhoods before video games came out. I guess unless you lived in a big city or something.

But that's pretty much the deal.

>OP didn't discover sex until he was 37.

think about the title
>Moonrise Kingdom
>Moonrise Kingdom

smol kot

she moons him, raises it to him, he doms her and is the king

what's the problem bro? it was Sup Forumss movie of 2012

when is she gonna tell her abuse story?

Have you not seen Lolita?

prob as soon as I untie her lol

Honestly it was just a shitty movie.

The scene where she hoola-hoops for him is pure sensuality. Then there are other scenes that make you think "how did he get away with it??"

yes and I jizzed straight into my own eyeball

i honestly don't think i found teenagers attractive before that movie. eh, I probably saw it right at the transition age where you realize how ugly women your own age are getting, and how pretty the 14-17yo ones are.

>cast a fifteen year-old to play a twelve year-old

desu I thought she looked a lot more sexualized when she was wearing the tiny dress, at least this scene had a point in the movie

Nothing in Moonrise Kingdom had a point

post the pic where it looks like she's completely naked

She was 14 and they aged her up for the movie.

Well there was a story, I feel that scene accurately follows the story, but if you literally make the dress 2 inches longer it changes nothing about the story and it looks a lot less sexual

A fourteen year-old is not a nymphet, Humbert would not approve.

>Well there was a story
A shitty one. Wes Anderson needs someone to tell him when to stop.

Yes it is. The age range is between 9 and 14.

>It's all in your head.
I think it was mostly in his head, if you know what I mean...

Was that in the book? I thought twelve was the cutoff point.

...

How did Wesley know?

In terms of fitness to have sex and reproduce, a 16 year old is completely developed, and that's pretty much where men begin to find girls attractive.

Which also happens to be the AOC in the civilized world.

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can be as high as 20 in some places

Cherry pie lmao

Too old

AOC exists to avoid criminalizing teenagers fucking teenagers. In the developed world it doesn't allow adults to fuck them.

It was really nice to see them again in Paterson.

AOC exists because of (over)protective parents
It's not like abolishing it would make abuse legal, people don't get this

>It's not abuse if it's not against the law
Delightfully devilish Seymour

The verbal dance Kubrick had to do, to get this movie made in ‘62 was quite creative.

>need actress to play the pubescent object of a man's unnatural desires
>hire this nubile little vixen

What did Hollywood mean by this?

>>It's not abuse if it's not against the law
What?
You realize that saying
>"every sexual contact before this age is abuse"
as do the age of consent laws do so to make it easier on the justice system, because they want to automatically punish people instead of reviewing individual cases?
And you realize that sexual abuse is a crime when it happens to people above the AOC as well.

Peter Sellers made this movie kino

My AoC law doesn't punish kids, I think that's a southern thing.

>My AoC law doesn't punish kids
That's not what I'm saying, I'm talking about the older person being punished
Not that it matters in this argument

who would you cast instead?

Yes, very cute.

t. mohammed

miley gyrated onto a big dildo on stage and thats okay, but not this? KYS

the music is fucking killing me

where is this fucking bitch anyway? don't see her in much.

The best

>200 a month
>in 1962 dollars

Seems steep, especially for a lodging room, that's like a million dollas

You know thats actually not really true, of course they're fertile but the best age for women to bear kids is around 20-27 not 14-17.99 (as you would like to believe I guess)

Good, now post the webm from Manchester by the sea

Have you seen Manhattan?

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>his legs are crossed to hide his hard on

I have and it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

...but if you factor in the inferred “pie fee”...you come out ahead.

>I think it was your cherry pies


Kek