Are you hyped?

Are you hyped?

Do they actually talk wtf

Godzilla and Anguirus talked in "Godzilla vs Gigan".

inb4 chimpout

>release date 2020
>all advertising is election-themed

>brolyposting
>Ishiggydiggy

So Godzilla is the bad guy, right?

too bad kong already served two terms

Yeah fuck godzilla

isn't the most recent godzilla still substantially bigger than the most recent kong?

add in the atomic breath and this seems like it would be over quickly

You're black and you hate asians right?

I'm more hyped for King of Monsters desu

MOTHRA!

10 minute fight and they become best friends and fight the generic throwaway bad guy, like every vs movie, because both license owners want their characters to win and not lose.

He has always been insanely bigger than Kong

Or they both die fighting, leaving Mothra (women) alive.

I know this is autistic but
>What is a king to a god
Godzilla is literally king of the monsters
>What is a god to a nonbeliever
Still fucking god...

Was skull island any good?

enjoyable flick

Better or worse than Godzilla:burgers n fries edition?

According to the tier lists, lizards are lower than apes. Except for crocodiles which are S tier. But it also doesn't account for Godzilla's flame breath. Now that I think about it, the movie is gonna end with a draw to not upset anyone

>To not upset anyone
There is no way on Earth even a tenth of the people excited for this movie are rooting for king kong. I want him to put up a good fight for sure but Godzilla has fucking laser breath that he can also shoot out of his back if he wants

It'll be BvS. They'll fight, then a common enemy will show up and they'll put their differences aside.

Godzilla and Kong have no interest in each other really. Kong just wants to chill and eat octopus on his island, while godzilla just wants to be left alone in the ocean.

>SAVE....MOTHRA
>WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?!?

>implying asians like godzilla

There is only one, King of Monsters.

>yfw this is who they team up against at the end

Read somewhere that people working on it said that there will be a definitive winner, but who knows if they'll actually do it.

Based

that's why he said still bigger you mong

You goddamn right I'm hyped.
desu KKvGodzilla is probably one of my least favorite Godzilla movies and I don't even like Kong that much and it's such a weird mashup but who the fuck cares it's gonna be a good smash

But 2014 Godzilla was such a bro.
>escorts the military boats
>rescues the city from destructive monsters who are fucking
>takes a nap in city because tired
>leaves without disturbing anything

and then at the end of the movie, kong opens his eye/moves fingers cut to black

Kong in the latest movie is supposed to be a juvenile, and it takes place in the '70s, so he's gonna grow. Lots.

I liked it better on a pure enjoyment level but I think G2014 is a better "film."

There is no possible way for King Kong to stand a chance if you go by established lore.

>not Bagan.

...

This isn't Shin Godzilla who fired his atomic breath out of his back

Oh, my sweet simple minded user. Thank you for the chuckle. On a serious note which will be the "bad guy" since thatis usually how these things go.

>wait, your mom's name is Mothra too?

Is the latest netflix Godzilla movie canon?
If so Godzilla also grows continuously.

No you mong

That image gave me cancer.
How does having no belief in a god matter? I can say I don't believe in gravity, yet it still affects me.

Well excuse me you kaijuboo
Monkey ghetto logic.

Define "canon."
All the Godzilla movies within the last fifteen years have each had their own separate continuity.

>Monkey ghetto logic.
Makes sense

Gods cannot affect those without faith. Duh.

>tfw got a you
Nah that movie is just Japan trying to keep Godzilla relevant to Japan after 2014. Same with shin but that was better than both

No you retard it's a separate universe

Would Godzilla's radiation make Kong grow bigger so they can fight equally?

They can. Non-belief =/= Non-existance

Gravity is real, god isn't.

No because gods get their power from belief. That's why all the old-ass gods nobody believes in anymore can't perform miracles anymore.

Obviously not.

Kong is always trying to steal our women, Godzilla is just helping people with nuclear waste disposal. Who do you think the is the good guy here?

Stop doing that.

Hahahaha. Thanks for the laugh.

Tell that to the flood victims

Only one of those was me, Christian Brother.

Man.

>One is literally just a giant ape

>One can shoot death lasers and is three times the size

Sure, the ape is quick and godzilla is a lumbering mountain who couldn't chase down a starfish, but that just means the fight lasts longer because there's nothing King Kong can even do to hurt Godzilla.

That being said, I really doubt one of them is actually going to win. They'll find some common enemy or stop prematurely in some retarded "tie", or the human main characters the movie's gonna spend 80% of the time with will choose a side and that side will win.

Kinda, both of their intro movies had good kaiju fights, it's the rest that is an issue.

>Godzilla and King Kong team up to destroy all of humanity

It's a shame Hollywood would never come close to approaching that level of kino.

He wasn't fully grown and they fucking talked about it.

What if
>Godzilla & Kong team up
>Jaegers from Pacific Rim fight them

both of these movies were so fucking terrible. I guess it shows the intelligence of average moviegoers

then megatron comes in and he's all like "suck this, monkeynuts" and then batman comes in out of nowhere and blows everyone up

It's the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

this

The climax was kino desu.

>implying the Godzilla/Godzooky tag team won't curbstomp Kong

Real life isn't Touhou. God has power over atheists.

Godzooky isn't canon. His canon offspring is Prophetzilla

So they're gonna pull a BvS? I actually believe this is possible.

Kong is a primate so we are going to teach him to use a naval gun-shoulder rifle

got me good, user
honestly, I'm guessing it would be them fighting because of proximity, then the real "bad" monster will show up and they'll learn to work as a team

The ape burns

another remake?

Its like we're trapped in a shitty time loop

Why would I be emotionally invested in a fight between 2 monsters?

I don't believe in cars so now I can walk freely over the Highway.

when will konglets ever learn bros?

>Kong throws rocks and trees and swims in lakes
>Godzilla can walk on the ocean floor and fire atomic blasts from his mouth
>Kong's parents got eaten by big ground lizards
>Godzilla's survived for millions of years hunting giant evolving mutant monsters

In what universe can Kong even survive an encounter like this?

They'll have to build kong a metal armor

Kong just calls Godzilla a nazi

King Kong should kill Godzilla, with Godzilla Jr killing King Kong in a later movie.

Vs movies never having a winner always suck

For once i’d like to see kong being the bad guy, hollywood will never do it since the ape face of kong makes it easier to transmit emotions to the audience and empathize, we’re doomed to see kong as a good guy and misunderstood beast forever

Kong is supposed to go through a major growth spurt by the time they fight

why'd they drop the "king" prefix from kong? copyright issues?

A king with no land to rule is no king at all.

It's basically Hulk Hogan vs André the Giant.
Make of that what you will.

>god isn't.
The argument was gods. Not yaweh.

>Gravity is real
Point at it.

Can we just have Godzilla kino and forget about Kong? Giant gorilla is boring.

Godzilla 2 is in 2019

It's down motherfucker, DOWN

>Giant black analogy is boring.
Not if it's the giant jewish lizard man whomping it's ass.

In, it's in, not down or up or out. It's in, as in inwards

I understand the giga-nigga but how is Godzilla Jewish? The Jews fear the samurai and Godzilla has no trouble fucking up the Japanese.