ITT: fucked up things that actually happened in Sup Forums things

ITT: fucked up things that actually happened in Sup Forums things
>that time Rick enacted vengeance against alternate versions of himself but allowed thousands of alternate world Mortys to be killed horribly by alien prisoners
>that time Rick used a homeless war veteran as a guinea pig only to make an amused park inside of him until he died
>that time Rick raped an entire planet

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>homeless war veteran
Why does this happen so often in the US when those people are like heros to you?
Don't they earn anything in the army?

WABBA LUBBA DUB DUB HEYHEY
WHAT AN ADVENTURE MORTY BUT *burp* I-IT'S TIME FOR A FORCED SAD MOMENT

WATCH ME TRY TO KILL MYSELF TO SAD MUSIC OH GEEZE MORTY THIS IS SO SAD

lol

>Why does this happen so often in the US when those people are like heros to you?
>Don't they earn anything in the army?
They make minimum wage pretty much, and they aren't really so much like heroes as they are talked up like heroes by politicians who want to get people in a flag waving mood and ready for the next war. Then they cut their benefits when they get home with their legs blown off and their heads fucked up from getting exposed to death and danger.

>raped an entire planet
Excuse me, what?

>muh freedoms

Unity I guess?
I mean, destroying an entire universe (teeniverse) is probably worse though

Because the US is extremely anti-socialist, and that includes the government providing for anyone.

How was that rape? Both of them were into it.

don't really know what you mean by that but here's a "fuck you" just in case.

fuck you

I love you

you're alright too pal

unity was into it. Their hosts werent. when Rick had an orgy with the redheaded alien girls unity posessed he effectively raped them.
but because I love the show he's the one rapist other than Peter griffin I can forgive somewhat

Politicians pretend they care, butvthey also don't want the bill for taking care of them.

In addition to what others said, while they have services just for them when they come home to deal with PTSD and whatever else might have happened, those services are kinda shit and there's a surprising number of vets that don't even know what services they are entitled do. But even then Massively underfunded and undersized means most folks don't get as much as they actually need (and previous generations it was even worse), which leads to a significant percentage doing self-medication via substance abuse. At which point you easily end up with a homeless veteran. Dick sucking of veterans aside, it's pretty bullshit yeah.

That's more of an inherent problem with Unity's existence than rape.

so you mean to tell me if you were a female, minding your own business, and some alien force took control of you and used it as a body to have sex with a guy from another planet that you don't know, that you'd be OK with it? The point is, that wasn't Unity's body and both Rick and Unity knew that. they just didn't care. Not trying to sound Feminist (they annoy me) but I'm just trying to apply some logic here

Unity is pretty much a living 24/7 rape+slavery combo. Any point at which you're communicating with a hivemind rather than trying to eradicate them is when you lose the moral high ground, everything that happens after is just icing on the cake.

>Not trying to sound Feminist (they annoy me
back to Sup Forums with you

What about the male hosts? Lewding them should count as rape as well.

that would definitely count as well. rape of any gender, species, or age is bad.

I dunno. That's like saying that having sex with a Borg is rape. I mean, it technically is, but you might as well just consider the original person dead at that point. None of those people were getting out of the hivemind, short of it being destroyed.

what about all the xirs who had to do jobs for their sex

Mortys don't matter. the council of ricks probably mass produced them.

which is why Evil Morty hates the Council of Ricks and Rick C137.

They don't mass produce them, since there are already an infinite number in the multi-verse. They just tap into some universe they haven't messed with yet and grab one when they need another.

All this unity talk raises a question. Is there any art of that busty president lady she possessed? Last I checked there was a severe lack of it.

necrophilia is bad user. even if someone is dead you can't desecrate their corpse.

there is a finite number of universes that are similar enough to have rick and mortys.

kek there is some but I wish drawings can make more

>The time Rick enslaved an entire race to power his ship
>The time Rick turned an entire world into mutants then bailed
>The time Rick collapsed an entire government

Why is he liked?

Hive-minds are scum that must be purged. Everyone knows this.

reddit loves edgy self pretentious fucks who are good at things yet hate themselves. honestly I love the show because Morty is toughening up and wisening himself to Rick's tricks. I hope the show ends with Morty smacking Rick and his entire douchebag family in the face

I like him because he presents himself as some awesome genius but in reality he is just a sad, hypocritical, pathetic fuck who can't deal with life and makes everyone around him miserable. He acts all rational and cold but he's just bitter and weak.

this. I don't know why Rick would find a hive mind attractive

>that you'd be OK with it?
If I couldn't remember my time as a mindslave (like the people in the episode do) I wouldn't really care would I? I guess it's rape, but that's hardly the worst thing about the whole alien hivemind taking over everybody's body scenario, in a way the whole thing is rape from the get go
>Not trying to sound Feminist (they annoy me)
lol everybody is so scared of being a feminist it's crazy

>necrophilia is bad user
not really, once I'm dead do whatever you want with my body, fuck it, cut it up into little pieces and eat it, what's dead is dead
> even if someone is dead you can't desecrate their corpse.
they won't mind

>implying men can be raped

Rick also talked about how Christmas is important because Jesus was born then (despite Jesus not being born at christmas) and prayed to god after he realized he might not survive this time just to call God a bitch when he survived. He also bothered enought to deal with the floating heads. That dude is a walking talking pile of hypocracy.

Probably because normal people somewhat require a deep, emotional bond and a lot of commitment. Rick is too retarded for these things so he goes hivemind.

I don't know man I wouldn't want anyone entering my body sexually without permission at all, ehether im aware or not.that's why Date rape is bad

I mean it's not great, but unlike with date rape, where you can make a pretty good estimation of what went down last night, you wouldn't even know it had happened.
I'd be more concerned with the whole mind taken over thing than what the alien invader actually does with my body afterwards, I mean they're basically killing you

Politicians want people to DIE for their country, not come back and win so they'd actually have to deal with them.

God, this "go back to Sup Forums" thing is just knee-jerk at this point isn't it?

We don't know the whole story behind the second one and the last one was technically one planet wide person and was consensual.

Only the first one is true, and I still hate that they did that.

Sometimes it's fun to like a villain protagonist

Is that a game? What is it?

Pretty sure that's Stellaris

Bitter Loners central?

>alien stds
>alien pregnancy
>loss of virginity to a weirdo
I'm pretty sure it'll suck more than you think

>that time Justin and Dan took a dump, aired on adult swim and every fucking moron slurps it up because they are scum of the earth and should all drown.

Nailed it.

/ourguy/

Can we actually talk about what the thread was supposedly about?

As I mentioned last time, Space Goofs had tons of weird shit.

>That time they murdered an old lady
>That time they reenacted Animal Farm except the comunism references were more explicit
>That time they went to hell and sent all the devils to heaven (where all the authors of the cartoon live too)
>That time they proved that French comics are better than manga

>That time OP made an interesting thread but anons just use it to try launch their neo-Nazi movement where instead of Jews they mass murder Rick and Morty fans because the Sup Forums hivemind doesn't want people to like it

>Can we actually talk about what the thread was supposedly about?
nah

>t. Cancer
Typical...

Just being honest with you user

I'm surprised no one addressed the fact that even though he beat a nazi, he CLONED HITLER

Well okay the Unity thing is entirely subjective as to whether or not they still count as individual people at that point.

But everything else Rick's done is true and is actually bullshit that he gets off scott free.

Probably goes back to the whole weak hypocrite thing with Rick

I feel like the whole shows point is that even though Rick can do everything and anything and gets the (forgive my use of a bloated word) priveledge to get Scott free we realize "hey maybe that priveledg isn't right"

He made a man that was the combination of Lincoln and Hitler, he never made a clone of Hitler.

the point still stands, he used his DNA to make a new being

best bun

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The point wasn't that it was ironic for Rick to beat up a Nazi even though he used the DNA of Hitler for an experiment.The point that was trying to make was that it was ironic for Rick to beat up a Nazi when he created a clone of Hitler, but a clone of Hitler would be an exact replica of Hitler in terms of genetics. Abradolf Lincler was half of Lincoln and half of Hitler and was essentially a new person who felt conflicted about his own existence due to the two legacies that his genetics carry.

I wonder if Dan Harmon is in this thread

It would be more likely for Roiland to be here.

>that one where gamzee decapitated the corpse of his friend and made out with it

>that one time where Jerry got Tom executed via guillotine

>that one time Frollo was so butthurt over not getting his dick wet he tried to burn someone alive. and then he got his face melted off by the end.

>that one time sony thought it would be a good idea to make a 2cool4skool movie about emojis

>that one time at band camp
come on. it was asking for it

The base premise of Homestuck starts with the extinction of humanity. Multiple universal extinctions happen, the trolls are psychopathic bred killers, and anything that has to do with alternate timelines and/or alt selves is existentially horrifying.

Let me ask you this user. If you could have the chance to fuck an army of hot redheads. Would you do it?

Because he's the worst person ever and I love that about him.

Hes smart, funny, and cool as fuck. According to me and Ridly. Who's not gonna root for that?

what´s a prison nigga

Globalism. It doesn't just happen in America either, in Sweden they let a homeless vet freeze to death in front of an apartment building they were giving to african migrants

What the fuck is even this post?
I feel like you were meaning to boogeyman Sup Forums somewhere in it but forgot.

Is Rick the replacement Heath Ledger Joker with how much his fans go, "I love him because, like me, he's intelligent, nihilistic, and has a wicked sense of humor."

>that time Rick did anything horrible
I can't be bothered to care whether Rick would do one thing or another, what is interesting though is the man is basically a god. He has acess to all of infinity, can create and destroy life at his whim, and will do it all because he's bored.

Rick is a cruel god, but he can do anything because is ever going to be able to oppose him.

Most of them are massive drug addicts or alcoholics, any "help" you try to give them just goes into their next fix.

>raped an entire planet
what

He reminds me more of Tyler Durdin than The Joker IMO. He's a maniac and crazy but you kinda have to respect that about him.

Plus I don't want to be like rick. If anything were all Jerry. We have it better in rick in some ways. I mean sure Jerry is an idiot who can't comprehend anything around him and the universe is always telling him no when he wants something that he really wants. But ask yourself in the unity episode when he's happy to have his weadwacker back and happy with his existence, but rick had a million redhead orgy and tries to kill himself. Who in your opinion is actually happy?

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hey diddle diddle, dad's here to fiddle

Nigga when was the last time the swedish army did ANYTHING?

For all the service they do they may as well be postmen

read this in Bill Cypher's voice, and it fits well
crossover when
I feel like bill would like rick, and kill him because they're both emotional retards

The point of rick in morty is a very well put together take on god.

IF mans god exists, He would be RICK. That's why it's so important that rick dosn't exist, that we find the situation and places he takes us funny.

Rick can do anything. But he does human stuff with other humans and a family because that's the only thing that lets him forget he's god.

SO when he Blows up a society or kills a planet or see's a bunch of morties being raped by lava cocks so long as it's not " his " morty he won't care. .Life and death are nothing to god. Only things that make god change it's perspective could ever matter to god.

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