YOU BETRAYED SHIVA

YOU BETRAYED SHIVA

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lol could you imagine if shiva dabbed haha that'd be funny because of all his arms

good post

Let's see Alden Dreidenreich pull that scene off.

Of Anthony Ingruber for that matter.

Can we all admit Temple of Doom is the best Indiana Jones because it is the funniest and has beter scenes, like the bridge one, the entire scenes in Shangai and, of course, the mine train chase?

>unpopular opinion: short-round is the best sidekick and willy was actually the best girl because she wasn't obnoxious as Raven or whatever her name was, and wasn't, ironically, unfunnily dumb as the nazi chick

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Totally agree. The dinner scene was hilarious as well.

Willy wasn't obnoxious? Aside from that, I pretty much agree with you.

Raiders of the Lost Ark was the best one, all around.

I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks, it's always been my favourite.

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The Indiana Jones formula was perfected in Last Crusade which makes it the best Indy movie.

Yes, but she was stil obnoxious in a funny way. Raven was too dull and agressive

Raiders has better villains, but it tries too hard not to be a children's film and becomes too serious. At least Doom knows what it wants and stays goof, funny and consistent

It honestly is the best
the opening is pure fucking kino

anything goes

they better cast Donny Yen as grown up Short Round in the next one

Willy aside, Temple is my favorite one, and has the most iconic scenes imo.

you better kill yourself

Temple of Doom has fucking child slaves.

So what?

You think a kid cares about stuff like that?

Are these the best action kino?

but not child sex slaves

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Literally who?

I have a soft spot for The Last Crusade because all the foreshadowing, the Hitler scene and the chemistry between Sean Connery and Harrison Ford, but Temple of Doom is quite good too on its own.

...but don't you dare to insult dr. Elsa Schnider.

Do you think Junior ate some of Senior's residual jizz when he ate Schinder's pussy?

Eskimo father/son. I actually didn't get Henry's comment about "she talks in her sleep" for a long time...

>Last Crusade
FATHER

JUNIOR

FATHER

JUNIOR

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>I actually didn't get Henry's comment about "she talks in her sleep" for a long time...

it's okay, I only got Jenny gave Forest Gump a hand job in her college dorm 2 years ago

Yeah that's around the time Spielberg realised his father was the good guy and that his mother was a whore all along.

I thought it would be scary to be there when I was little. fuck it would be scary to be in there now.

THE BEST INDIANA JONES FILM IS THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL.

youngfags

I'm 34. Just didn't get it as a kid.

What's the point of child slaves if you aren't having sex with them?

Agreed, out of all the films its the most memorable. I cant remeber anything from Arc other that the plane propeller kill and the main draw of crusade is Connery. Crystal skull did have some damn good chase scenes but everything else was retarded.

Yeah, but it isn't scary to watch that as a kid. To a kid it's just a bunch of kids in cave working, it doesn't look that scary on screen

It got one of the coolest opening in the history flicks!!!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=3DeURx3mYck

From that beginning until they reach the Indian Village is a pure 10/10

Toppest of dabs

It has always been my favourite since a kid. The Last Crusade was never as thrilling to me and seemed like a bland rehash of teh first movie. Temple was diffrent.

On a side note, the uk cut some of the gorier scenes so i never saw the full heart ripping scene until recently.

fucking Fallout vibes every single time

You betrayed Sheev

>it's treason then

kej

can you imagine spielberg married that squawking harpy?

As a kid, this movie was magic.

Sure, but look at what they produced!

>you could marry her and get all doors in Hollywood opened for you and get to shag some prime Jewish pussy

temple of doom has a pretty neat theme song

khazar milkers on spielberg's side?
why do jewesses have such gargantuan milkbags?

Agreed. Temple is the most entertaining, and the most memorable of the series. Willie was annoying, but she was better than Marion (one cool scene followed by an entire movie of INDY HELP) and Elsa.

His mother is the small hag

Even at that age you can see she is kinda busty

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to save BILLIONS

>be me
>fucking love Temple of Doom
>especially like the bit with the human sacrifice (am edgy)
>poorfag family, don't have it on DVD
>it's playing on TV
>anticipate human sacrifice to Kali
>they bring out the poor sucker to be fried
>KALI MA
>censor out the fucking heart removal
>censor out the entire part where he gets lowered
>basically 80% of the scene censored out
>turn the fucking movie off

Temple of doom is probably the most 'Indiana Jones' film of them all and short round is easily the most useful sidekick

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TOD is better than Last Crusade.

It's still grotesque and silly, though.

It takes a way too simplistic view of Hinduism, the evil cult are the bad guys not Kali.

>indy is an atheist Dawkins-loving who thinks religion is all a bunch of mumbo jumbo
>"YOU BETRAYED SHIVA"

KALI MA SHUK DI DE

Temple of Doom was a prequel to Raiders
Any real reason why?

it pisses me off. there's no good reason for it, and it ruins the comedy beat for me where there's the guys with the sabers and indy goes "haha, I'm just gonna shoot these goons nonchalantly just like last time remember" only top realize he doesn't have his gun - which makes no sense because the thing that this is referencing HASN'T EVEN FUCKING HAPPENED YET

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Last Crusade > Raiders > Crystal Skull > Temple of Doom

what shit channel did that

Baffling post

Imagine thinking any of the sequels even come close to the masterpiece that is Raiders.

And I like Temple of Doom a lot.

>indy is an atheist Dawkins-loving who thinks religion is all a bunch of mumbo jumbo

This isn't true at all. He devoted his life to discovering and protecting religious artefacts.

>be me
>reading the news
>some guy was stabbed
>sucks but hey
>watching James Bond
>Live and Let Die
>Black funeral march scene
>Agent watching it
>Black guy walks up to him
>Agent asks "who's eh, funeral is it?"
>Scene skips to happy march.

Raiders is the worst of the three