Only 5.5 million views

>only 5.5 million views
>Mission Impossible has double that

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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well... BASED

I realized it was truly dead in the water when it had been out for 3 hours and had not cracked 1mil yet. Sure I had seen all the rumors and even participated in mocking the film on this board, but I really didn't expect it to be that stillborn.

This is punishment from God for Disney promoting buggery

Honestly doesn't look bad. That MI trailer though.

Star Wars is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy.

Disney is run by G-Ds chosen people though

The music was the worst part of the trailer. It sounded awful.

>Solo is a false flag op to get people to turn on the male heros of star wars...

I cant believe disney ACTUALLY killed star wars.

>*single piano note*

They still promoted among the goyim.

>>only 5.5 million views
Is this really that bad?
Sounds pretty large.

The teaser for the trailer got that much in a fraction of the time it took for this one to get to 5mil.

Star Wars fans know how to download video from youtube.

So I guess it's down to The Rock and Tom Cruise to single handedly take down disney huh?

Jumanji>TLJ>Thor Ragnarok
Mission Impossible>Solo

Another movie did this last year as well but I can't remember the name

I really hope this is a bad movie.
>fans put off by episode 8
>disney makes a good movie
>fans don't watch it because episode 8
>movie makes less than expected
>disney now thinks episode 8 is the way to go

YOU CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUISE

>TLJ>Thor Ragnarok
Are you alright, user?

...and that's okay

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Superior trailer incoming

>Female crewmember saves the day at least dozen times
>Hundreds of articles after the movie praising it for "mocking toxic masculinity"

Didn’t they change the name of this movie in China to fold the Chinese into seeing it?

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RANGER SOLO

In terms of money

Aside from the dialogue it looks pretty good.

As much as I find it funny it honestly is disgusting to try to pull these people into their money by bartending it’s not the Star Wars movie.

they did, make sure to inform chinks
they get more pissed for Disney trying to fool them and ignore SW totally, forever

Shit, the Rock and Tom Cruise are going to be in a Star Wars someday, aren't they?

Can you imagine what will happen when Marvel is kill? Disney will have nothing else.

o shit
I'm stupid

Wait. There's a new MI? Hot damn. Good for the Cruise.

Tom Cruise, no. He doesn't allow to use his appearance in merch. SW character without merch is useless for them

IT'S SOLO

GO WATCH IT SOLO

GO WATCH IT SOLO

GO WATCH IT SOLO

SOY LOW

Boiled Doggo: A Star Wars Story

Every living "person" in China sees it 17 times, Disney has enough money to buy every remaining company, and a few small countries.

I refuse to call this movie anything else since I learned that.

Nobody wanted a fucking Solo movie. What a waste of the Star Wars setting and Ron Howard.

He could play a super tall alien or droid.

>implying Tom Cruise would play anyone else than Tom Cruise

Hmmm sweety actually more people will go to see Solo and no one will watch MI. That's why they don't mind being spoiled.

Just saw both trailers, jesus MI look so fucking better, it's embarrassing, kenndy was a mistake.

PURE KINO

But Rock movies are usually worst than disney movies.

>usually
And Star Wars movies used to be good

>Star Wars movies used to be good
Yeah...38 years ago

China gives zero fucks. I wonder if he knows how much money he's losing by not licencing these expensive dollies?

>Marvel
>being kill
If it was pulling DC numbers you might be onto something, but Marvel is managing to make $800m+ on Spidermans 3rd fucking origin story in 20 years and made $800m+ on the 3rd(?) Thor film. With Disney buying FOX and potential FOX Marvel characters being added into the mix, I seriously doubt Marvel is going to die any time soon. It'd need to release some real stinkers to do it. You forget, Disney isn't just a film company. I want to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're not from Sup Forums, who also believe if X part of company fails, the entire thing fails (see Xbox not selling well), so I'll just assume you don't realise how many pies Disney has it fingers in.

he doesn't really care about money
having 500M worth net, it's last of his problems

BASED

A man can dream and Marvel crashes harder than Titanic.

imagine those 2 in a mel gibson directed movie

Good enough, they don't need to be great, just not suck ass and piss people off.

user...
the titanic didn't crash

did the marketing team not get the memo on the movie at all? At least Rogue One knew what its own freaking movie was like with the greys and whites and shit. All I get from these Solo posters is yellow and brown when it’s not directly referring to character colors, which is honestly a stark contrast from how the film actually looks besides literally one scene in the trailer. This whole movie seems like a shit show inside and out.

I want this too, but won't happen, normies love the TV tier cinematography and quips too much.

You're right, Menace and Clones didn't piss anyone off

RLM cucks, pls.

who was in the wrong here

>OH NO NO NO NO NO

you genuinely thinking posting this over and over is funny, don't you?

Lucas at his worst isn't as bad as nuWars.

It looks like a bunch of nerds made a fan film. How could that ever compete with the star power of Tom "Stunts" Cruise?

bruh look at this dude

Which male heroes, they killed them all. They have Leia alive despite the actress dying but kill off Luke.

Let's see after infinity war...

Agree, sadly.

It is though

Won't they just reboot everything and get new cheap actors?

What are the chances they steal the idea out of Indiana Jones and show how he got a scar on his face?

You do realize the MI6 trailer came out a day earlier, right?

SHILL!

>the comment section

LMAO Disney destroyed so many hearts and minds of starwars soybois.

Solo is legit worse trailer.

>Bartending

jesus fucking christ, imagine if mel got them in a buddy cop action film
though they'll need to cgi tom's height to match the rock

The Mission Impossible trailer was unironically actually good/exciting. It looks like what Bond should have been. Cinematogrpahy is ugly, but the stunts at least "look" Chan tier.

That's extremely small since its international viewing, its not even on the trending list.

>Didn't use this song

Disney is retarded as usual.

The moment the dragonmom and youngSolo open their mouths, this shit died.
Looks nice, just like RO, but with actors that can't play at all.

And run themselves into the ground? Because that's how you run yourself into the ground.

Also westerners are totally still a thing.

Everyone ten years ago
>Tom Cruise is a sad deluded freak
Everyone now
>Tom Cruise is entertainment personified. Hubbard bless him.

That would have brought joy and made people happy, no can do.

It looks bad. I mean real fucking bad. Like worse than I could have imagined.

Westerns*

Youre not stupid because in terms of ROI thor ragnorak quite likely earned more and certainly did not have the brand tarnishing effect like TLJ had

>westerners are totally still a thing.
wut???

Then why does he care if toys looks like him? They already exist. Does each one contain a piece of his soul? Will too many toys of him dilute his celestial power?

Why cant he be both?

I meant westerns, stupid auto correct.

Since those overstaturated cinema for a long time like superhero movies.

why are the views so..low?

haha hahahahah ahhahahahah a
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SO LOW!!!!!!!!!

I was thinking this as well because he does have the scar

Zero resemblance to Han Solo. Would be more appropriate as Bilbo Baggins' stunt double in The Hobbit.

Ok, but westerns are not a thing, they barely exist.
Only people who still want them are filmmakers more than viewers

Yeah that's true, I hope that weirdo keeps making movies though.

>Moana
Now kill yourself

I'M GOING TO BE THE BEST PILOT IN THE GALAXY

To be fair Han Solo isn't Ford, he's fictional.

what Netflix tv series is this?

i cannot unsee that goddamn heeb nose

I just watched this yesterday
I really enjoyed it