ITT: Livekino

ITT: Livekino

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in a way I'm amazed there aren't more presidential shootings

The incident that killed mike myers's career

GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF

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live kinos doesnt seem to happen anymore, why?

Sequel never

Last one was the reporter getting shot by that 56percenter

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Why did this whole incident look so kinographic?

Livekino for the digital age

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Kino shots

>Tangent between gun and painting frame

Not kino

photographer had really easy mise en scène to work with (hanging art, body, pose of the gunman/guard, matching off white walls and floor)

I think the contrast between the black suits and white walls helps. also the murderer has a suit that fits him really well

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well, some splainin' to do

GARY, WHY?

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>imperfection that draws the eye to the subject
Yeah I'm thinkin it's kino

5 years probation was 5 years to many for Gary.

I mean, for basically murdering a man in front of news cameras, five years of probation is a great deal.

This, also it wasnt a bloody mess with the angles we saw. Helped a lot with the imagery.

I watched this live and I remember dying of laughter at Tucker's look off screen. You could tell he didn't know wtf was going on.

Are you kidding me he got off with a slap on the wrist.

Kanye is a connoisseur of livekino

He was still a convicted felon, but considering the offense, it was basically nothing.

That was the love guru.

Where was he keeping the machine gun?

i can't believe how quickly we all forgot when that one news nigga shot the cameraman and the reporter live

Look at the ground

Because it was a psy-op. This thread is for real unscripted events

BASED DAD

Harvey rescue..."that's not water..."
youtube.com/watch?v=pChFULIlaN8

YOU KNOW WHY WE MADE THE SONG NIGGAZ IN PARIS?!

CUZ NIGGAZ WAZ IN PARIS!!!

There's also that one guy that shot an old man on Facebook

As scripted as the Montreal Screwjob.
Based Big Dick Kanye working the marks into a shoot.

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watching this live with crying /jp/ autists was an unforgettable experience

One thing I noticed is that he never threatened the photographers, he just wanted that one huy and had them keep filming him.

>And Lord Farquaad doesn't care about Equine People
>ACH DUNKEEH, GET YE ASS OUT MAH SWAMP

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hey man, nice shot

That's the perfect shot. Almost like a movie itself.

what makes them autists, edgelord?

it was during a photo shoot

begging you to have sex

downloaded it a few hours ago, what am i in for?

Pure cinema

>get filmed killing pedophile
>event is nationally syndicated
>you are literally filmed blowing a mans brains out, the gun visible, in a crowded building with an enormous number of witnesses
>judge still gives you 5 years probation

Based dad, based judge.

what a nice guy

Nobody carries uzi's anymore

>All those comments
Fucking hell Americans are bloodthirsty
>IT WAS A PEDO HE DESERVED IT DEATH TO ALL PEDOS
Not defending pedos at all, it's not even the point. I think it's just an excuse to indulge in our innate pleasure for violence and death, with the pedo being the acceptable target given we're not allowed to just flat out murder each other anymore in tribal warfare.

>even has a badass black sidekick with a black man stache
Absolute kino

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Who could ever forget this history defining moment?

youtu.be/dXqdT35LPoU

Fuck off pedo

>In 1984, his 11-year-old son, Jody Plauche, was taking karate lessons. Jody's karate instructor, 25-year-old Jeffrey Doucet, had been sexually abusing Jody for at least a year. In February 1984, Doucet kidnapped Jody and took him to a motel in California where he sexually assaulted and molested him. Police searched the country for Jody, and he was eventually found after Doucet allowed Jody to place a collect call to his mother from the motel. California police raided the motel and arrested Doucet without incident.[3]
Western Yuropoors will defend this.

Nice shot man

Man look at that, that gun just looks so stylish

Britfag here, he got what he deserved

2nd best song about the Dwyer suicide

t. Doucet’s ghost

Jesus Christ man step outside and take a breath of fresh air

Loved John C Reilly in this.

Pussy

Is this kino?

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Funny how titles like this are what we call Reddit or 9gag now

Watching the hunt for the Boston Bombers with Sup Forums was the most pure live kino I've ever witnessed.

List of confirmed psy ops
>9/11
>Sandy Hook
>movie theatre shooting
>Boston Bombings
>Mandalay Bay
I know I'm forgetting some and these are just from the last few years with 9/11 being the oldest by far

There's really no hope for this world when people like you exist

I bet you enjoy the films of Wes Anderson.

pretty sure secret service carry P90s under their jackets nowadays

You can't Corner the Dorner

That fucking turnaround underarm headshot was fucking amazing.

Goddamn, those jews sure make a sexy gun.

I thought they switched to MP7's because they're easier to conceal.

GETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFF

This, nothing can compete with the pure craziness of the Dorner Saga

Greentext?

>text

I think this destroyed the tiny vestige of national pride Brazil had left

Well pedos get raped daily by niggers at jail so probably killing him before prison wasnt the best choice

>be you
>suck dog dick
>swallow
>get cucked by dog

>LAPD officer goes on rogue rampage against fellow officers accusing them of racism
>LAPD spends next week freaking the fuck out shooting random civilians who look nothing like Dorner or the car he was seen driving
>ends with him being burned alive in a cabin by the LAPD while people keep trying to send him pizzas

Is this the smartest thing a black guy has ever done?

Why are the russian's shoes so dirty?

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>OH NOOO MUH CULTURE ILL NEVER VISIT
>I WISH I WAS JAPUNESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Not to mention he was the first person being actively chased by drones on american soil.

that fucking 180 quickscope was bonkers based Gary must have a killer KD in search and destroy

>Dorner doesn't like the way LAPD does shit
>Writes manifesto
>Threatens to hunt down cops
>Attacks cops and their families in LA, Orange and Riverside
>Calicuck cops are scrambling
>Cops shoot the ever loving shit out of a vehicle that "matched" Dorner's
>the vehicle was a different make, model and color than Dorner's
>Chase intensifies
>Dorner get's cornered inna cabin
>Cops burn him alive so they say
>Legend has it that no corner can contain the Dorner
>It's been prophesized Dorner will return when we need him most, when America is cornered the Dorner will return

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SNLkino

This was fucking amazing

>cool as a cucumber

I remember seeing this on a faces of death type vhs way, way back in the day. The part I remember most is when they rolled his body over and the whole side of his head was missing. I can't seem to find that version of the film, though.

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On the 31st of January, after getting fired from his shit-tier job with the LAPD, Dorner posted his manifesto to Facebook. Soon after reading it, the moralfags on Dorner's friends list got butthurt and sent it to CNN, and the hit list was baleeted. Then nothing happened for 3 days after, because the LAPD didn't care and no one took him seriously. But suddenly, on February 3rd, Chocolate Rambo did what no nigger can resist doing - killing cops. (even though he used to be a fucking cop himself).

This, however, was no ordinary KFC robbery or bike theft. Instead, Dorner decided to pop a cap in the asses of Monica Quan, 28, a basketball coach and her fiancee Keith Lawrence. This was not done just because Dorner, being a nigger, knew basketball well enough to know a woman coaching basketball wasn't doing it right. The bitch was a police captain's daughter, increasing the butthurt level many times over. There are reports that after the murder, Dorner tried to escape to spicland.

But this wasn't enough for our sweet prince. At 1:30am Last Thursday, he went Rambo-style on two officers, using his LAPD training. Then, being the nigger he is, Dorner hid in the shadows while the cops went after him shot and injured random innocent bystanders, including women and children.

Pleased with his work, Dorner decided to sit on his throne atop Big Bear mountain while the cops accidentally the whole of L.A. When they finally traced him to the resort in the Sierra Nevada mountains, a five day manhunt ensued. Meanwhile, the police have offered a one million dollar reward for the capture of our hero because they are too incompetent to track him down themselves.