What are Sup Forums's thoughts on the recent Cruisekino trailer?

what are Sup Forums's thoughts on the recent Cruisekino trailer?

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I'd be shocked to have been told after seeing mission impossible 1 that they'd keep making these movies for 22 years

only trailer i've been waiting for
return of old-school, "toxic" masculine action,
BASED Cruise and mustached superman

Never thought I’d live to see the era where Tom Cruise is one of the more masculine men left in cinema

LOOK AT THE FUCKING PLATFORM SHOWS IN THE MIRROR

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHH

First thing i looked for

just are just male dress shoes

he's literally 160 cm tall
a literal dwarf.
decent actor though

closer to 170 actually

>tfw you have to wear shoes with 2 inch lifts on them to be taller than your female counterpart

its like they are equals or something and gender stereotypes are for nigger faggots

>the virgin rebecca ferguson
>the CHAD Tom Cruise
Who wins?

they are equals since rebacca's character is literally a female Ethan

still a fucking dwarf

slightly below worldwide average
not tall but far from dwarf either

what? they cloned him and made him female like wolverine and X23?

Every guy I know is above 180, most of my closest friends are above 185. I'm sorry your an Amerilet.

I admire TC's dedication to his craft but wish he had left Jack Reacher alone.

actually i m not american,
just saying that average is +/-175
almost every vehicle, furniture, mostly clothing and so on comes in size suitable for that height

He's right tho. Guys you know != worldwide average.

>worldwide average
asia doesn't count

>white protagonist

nobody wants these grampa movies anymore

Why the fuck should I give a damn about worldwide average? Tom Cruise isn't Chinese or Indian, he's white.

are you stupid? it means hes not a fucking dwarf by the standard that applies to the planet earth you fucking idiot.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_average_human_height_worldwide
it's important thing for people who design common use objects

>t. triggered amerilet