This is Ellen Degeneres's wife

>This is Ellen Degeneres's wife

implying homosexual unions are valid

implying the viewpoint of a fa/tv/irgin is worth anything

then why post here niggerbreath

More like Ellen Degenerate lol RT

>not posting a recent pic

t. jealous incel

I'd come out as trans and marry Ellen Degenerate if it meant I inherit that million dollar empire senpai

t. hellbound indeg

She was pure sex but by now looks really roasted. And desu, without make up she always kinda did. Still sexy tho

She's probably better of ted

Is Portia also pushing 80 years old like Ellen?

What did he mean by this?

why do people marry people that are old enough to be their parent

Are you retarded? He traced OP's IP address found out his name is Ted and is saying she is better off, ted. the lack of comma may have thrown you off but Jesus use context clues

Didn't they split up years ago?

Money. And since lesbians dont fuck she doesn't even have to take the D to get those dollas

This user has a point

That's what gays/lesbians do, their relationship is always a sick degenerate version of a parent/offspring relationship.

but i'm OP and my name isn't ted

Nice try. See you later jack

Wait what the fuck? All these years I thought Ellen was saying she married her PORSCHE, like jokingly or something. I thought that she was really into cars because she's lesbian.

No, I'm OP and my name IS Ted

Can't to see her turn the girl straight like she did with Anne Heche.

her?

I didn't really think anything about their age difference so i looked it up
>ellen is 60
>portia is 45
that's not exactly "old enough to be her mother" in the average sense at least.

a woman cannot have a wife

It means more than Ellen's opinion.

>That's what gays/lesbians do
lol implying basically everyone in hollywood or with money doesnt do this
>what is michael douglas and catherine zeta jones

>discover de Rossi from Ellen show
>not from Arrested Development

the absolute state of Sup Forums

said the unmarried, unemployed and overweight imbecile sitting in mom's basement posting edgy pictures of monsters and making edgy wrong assertions

fuck off

t. someone who cannot have a wife, for whatever reason

is portia exclusively a rich bitch name?

>have to deal with ellen's insanity while not fucking

I don't know if i could do it lads. Millions for having to deal with ellen's crazy bitchitude all day and controlling personality for millions..no idea what i'd do

now do me
what am i

you know the answer to that faggatron

the woman im engaged with wants to marry me soon and shes smokingly hot but some months back I've lost all feelings of love and affection for her. and every day is suffering and her hotness slowly turns into something disgusting to me
wat do?

australian women put up with nearly any kind of shit if you promise them emotional support and comfort
which is both good and bad

She looked horrid in S04 of Arrested Development

...

Thats her ex
Now she's married to Portia's older sister

faggots will burn

how does she paint on her eyes?

how did you know

y-you think they have sex anymore ? Ellen is like 60.

It’s not even her real name

old dykes don’t have sex, it’s all about hating men

this desu, brother in law has two dyke parents and they fucking loathe the mailman because he is a man

>believing in spooks such as the """""""validity of unions""""""""""

no dykes have sex. they engage in sexual activity.

Portia isn't even a lesbian but she had some drug problems or something and Ellen helped her.

this

she sure is kinky hot.

They do fuck. I used to live next door to a milf in a dublex and young college chicks would come over every weekend and that bitch would shake like they had strapons or soemthing