What the FUCK was going on in this movie?
What the FUCK was going on in this movie?
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i don't even give a shit, but
>chink
>blonde
>chocolate momma
is the only objective powerranking
Terrible ranking.
Anyway. What's this annoying trend in genre screenwriting where the writers have one interesting premise then feel the need to pad the runtime with cliches? Trust the damn audience.
And people were giving Alien Covenant shit. This movie was extremely tough to sit through.
I have a yellow fever, so i'll give you >chink/blondie
>Ava
And I have so many questions about the film
>why were there worms only in the russian guy and nowhere else
>how did blonde get inside the ship, why nobody else
>how did the german know they could travel only between two dimensions
>why did the ship went Event Horizon on crew
>how is this related to other movies
if i remember correctly, there wasn't any mention of world crisis in previous movies
Nothing made sense. Retarded movie.
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I want the people who made this movie to do the world a favor and remove themselves from existence.
I have this downloaded, should I give it a watch since I already have it or just delete it
The chick they picked up was a demon. She caused all that weird shit to happen.
>I have this downloaded
Why don't you have Netflix? Is your family that poor?
Lmao this shit looks fucking gay
I do have Netflix but I still download things because I like to hoard movies
Watch Event Horizon instead
i feel sorry for Daniel Brühl
>why were there worms only in the russian guy and nowhere else
I think it may have been a paradox between the two realities.
In the alternative, perhaps, the german killed some of the crew, hiding the russian's body in the worm aquarium. And maybe he killed the Irishman using that metal that was used to weld the wall, besides cutting off his arm.
In the reality of the movie, it kind of combined that. Ava, who did not participate in the alternative mission, remained unchanged.
why was the the chink only one that wasnt required to speak english? whyd they have to accomodate here by all speaking Mandarin?
Because China is the most powerful nation.
I genuinely think this is it. I-m pretty sure they cut off a lot of exposition in order to generate a wtf factor.
I have no fucking clue. Could this shit have been any worse? Why does JJ have so little respect for the first movie? Shit is a complete slap in the face to people who wanted a true sequel to the first one.
not one bit, guy is unsympathic as fuck. weasle faced mother fucker
>tfw I like that these movies make no fucking sense
that doesn't account for the caption, monk, or the german guy
>black man and small child plot to remind the viewers that monsters exist
The script felt like a first draft. It was just "stuff happening" until the end.
>Ava
>Tam
>Jensen
That's the correct ranking.
Jesus. I thought I was the only one. His face ruins every fucking movie its in.
We do not know exactly what happened to the crew, maybe part of it just died when the ship crashed.
But as Jensen comments when she wakes up, it seems that the russian died in a tragic way.
Maybe some were murdered, others not.
The compass was perhaps hidden in the body of the russian, the Irish discovered and was killed by the german
The others did not know that.
God you people are idiots. Spacetime warped and things got spliced together. The worms ended up in the guys stomach because the two spaces merged together, only it didn't happen all at once because time was also moving around weirdly. Same reason that blonde chick got stuck in the wall.
Reality was in a state of flux because of the particle accelerator accident. There were no demons or anything else supernatural.
>Le Russians are bad
Straight to DVD plot desu, don't bother making anymore
>There were no demons or anything else supernatural.
............
I guess you didn't finish the film.
It's more of a sequel than 10 Cloverfield Lane was.
Maybe she got stuck in the wall when the ship crashed.
>There were no demons
Explain why the blonde chick was 8 feet tall.
How did we go from a simple shakycam movie about a confused and angry sea monster to whatever the fuck this Interstellar-Alien-Dead Space-lite movie is.
Ironically his parts were the only shit I cared about, along with Gugu and Bruhl trying their damndest to save the film
Does reddit hates it?
It's unhealthy to base your worldviews around whether or not Reddit responds negativily to something
>the parts that are the most closely linked to a monster film in this sequel to a monster film are unsurprisingly the best
What a shocker
Yes lmao obviously that, but it was coherent. Not convoluted bullshit that is supposed to have a deeper meaning, like the stuff in space.
>debecky didnt get suck out of the window through her asshole like in alien resurrection
someone exlpain the purpose of the chinese chick pls?
why didnt she speak english? where they doing a chewbacca thing or what? i dont get it
Thats clearly an alien
That wouldn't actually happen. Contrary to what movies tell you, vacuum is not actually very destructive. The pressure difference between the surface of the earth and deep space is the same as the difference between the beach and ten meters below the water surface.
People can survive being exposed to space for a while, and they die due to the oxygen in their blood fucking off, and then they basically asphyxiate within under 30 seconds. I'm not sure even direct exposure to sunlight would kill you faster, and you will NEVER die due to cold or bullshit like that. Vacuum is too good an isolator for you to cool down enough for it to matter before you die from the effects of decompression.
Anyway, if there's a hole in your space ship, you can put your finger on it and it will not be healthy, but your skin won't break or anything like that.
literally me
Literally trying to pander to a chinese audience. I wish I was joking, but I'm not. It's the same reason why the fat chink was in the Star Wars movie.
but she didnt speak chinese in starwars did she (havent watched it).
since everyone on the station understood her and she understood everyone there must be a reason for her to speak chinese, right?
For the Chinese market.
That's it.
Have a Chinese actress, who only speaks Chinese, and have everyone speak Chinese to her, and have her come up with the idea that saved the world, all to appeal to the Chinese market. The same reason why they have Chinese in the latest Independence Day.
I wonder whether they made Monk incompetent on purpose to shit on religious people for the Chinese censors or, whether that was another chance for Chinkgirl to shine for the Chinese nerd virgin losers.
>implying space even exists
lmaoing at ur life
It was a dumb movie
Well, the the cloverfield saga isn't over yet. Maybe we'll get answers in the following films. Or maybe it will just get more fucked up.
Um. You do know Chinese chinks fucking hate Viet chinks, right?
Apparently JJ didn't want to make a direct sequel to the original one because Pacific Rim and Godzilla were released a few years later and he didn't want to make it seem like he was copying their ideas or some shit
how did hamiltons husband know of the monsters?
also
>interdimensional computerlogs
Is netflix banned in china?
Might have been a residue from when the script was in the Paramounts hands
wat
>earth is running out of oil(apparently no one figured out how to make renewable energy in this dimension)
>humanity goes for a hail mary by making an experimental particle collider
>does the testing in space cuz it could prematurely destroy the earth
>one of the feared side affects is the collider fucking with space time or some shit and causing dimensional rifts
>after many failed attempts and only enough energy for a couple more tries, they finally get the collider to make net profit in energy
>collider malfunctions and they end up in an alternate dimension(Jensen's dimension)
>weird shit goes on the space station because they were forcibly warped into a different dimension
>they figure out why the collider malfunctioned(condensation or some shit)
>almost everyone dies
>surviving crew makes it back to their home dimension
>space station is too fucked up for them to stay on and takes escape pod back to earth
>when the used the collider, it pulled the monster from the original Cloverfield into their world.
>because of dates shown Cloverfield 1 takes place in 2008
>Tech and other shit place Cloverfield 2 in mid 2010s
>Clover field 3 takes place in 202x
>Molly never age past 12
What
it's heavily implied that "monsters" somehow appeared after they fired up the shepherd,one of them being cloverfield from the first film
yeah. but how did he know? all he saw was some weird shadow in the sky and then he went into the bunker.
They'd better made a movie based on this
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I would assume it went like this:
>Cloverfield monster comes
>Tiny monsters everywhere
>'o shit time to get in a bunker'
Space vacuum is too good of a plot device to not be used
Why was the arm sentient?
>Ugly ape on top.
Are Amerimutts now so poor, that they cannot even go to the eye doctor?
This movie was a mess. I wonder how much it cost netflix to buy considering it was originally going to be shelved.
How do we know the station returned to its original universe?
I mean
>Cloverfield 1 takes place in 2008
>Giant monster walking around
>Cloverfield 3 takes place in 2028
> No monsters walking around until the Sheppard is fired.
FIDDY MIL
What I wanna know it's how it knew anything besides 'I'm dudes arm'.
Like, first it was crawling to be noticed
Then it knew where the gyro was
Then when ava and Jensen were fighting it was waiting around like it already knew what was going down.
All this from an arm
>why were there worms only in the russian guy and nowhere else
When they used the particle collider, it warped the crew into another dimension(call it earth 2 and the main crew's earth 1)
So earth 2's space station was already occupying the space that earth 1 forced itself into which caused earth 2's station to crash back to earth
During the warp, parts of earth 1 and earth 2 got mixed up. So the compass and wormed ended up in Volkov were actually from earth 2 and the worms and compass from earth 1 ended up in earth 2's crash
>how did blonde get inside the ship, why nobody else
I'm guessing just pure chance
>how did the german know they could travel only between two dimensions
The paradox was a well known theory which most people thought was mostly crazy talk
>why did the ship went Event Horizon on crew
Probably just the paradox being weird and we'll likely never get a real explanation for it
>how is this related to other movies
Not really related. My theory is they're all the same earth but different dimensions.
Next Cloverfield movie will take place in WWII.
I'm betting that's going to have a significant event which will set the different timelines for the different dimensions
He knew. The movie tried to keep us in the dark by strategically cutting away at times. The most obvious clues are the text message conversations on his phone.
We'll never know because there will never be a reasonable explanation.
The Cloverfield Paradox is basically their version of the Speed Force. Ain't gotta explain shit. It's the paradox
The blonde is 6'3" and fairly hot
I'd love to fuck an amazon like that once in my life
Cuz it's part of your Netflix sub so there's less of an expectation out of it
Someone shop this with Schmidt's face and the word "Paradox"
It's actually a lot better than most people make it out to be.
It was clearly released before it was ready and needed fine tuning and ironing out the kinks. But over all it's a decent watch
I assumed that the events of the alternate universe had been happening slightly ahead of the normal universe
Du
*Dunno about the arm though
>wtf is going on with this movie
Filler to scam retards out of money every month for the worst and dumbest service since subscription vitamins.
I have no idea. I saw Sup Forums talking about it and watched them all during today and yesterday. First one was just shit whit all the shouting and shaking the camera around. 2 was ok but i dont get why they had to fuck up the guys bunker just because they found an earring. 3 was just 15 in a dozen space movie. Stopped watching when the guy from it crowd died and skipped to the end just to be like "ok there is the monster for 2 seconds"
That doesn't explain how it knew exactly where the gyro was
Or how it was anything other than a dead piece of flesh
What about when the Russian guy started talking to himself in the mirror, and that shit with his eye? Was he talking to the worms?
He had merged with the opposite version of himself.
that was his other versions's left eye
the premise could have been good but it was absolute shit
I assumed that they (alternate universe people) naturally did an autopsy on the dead Russian and found they gyro
I read in another thread that he was supposed to be talking to his alternate universe self who had discovered that the german was a lying bastard
>There were no demons or anything else supernatural.
Bullshit, the blonde semen demon had plenty of runtime
Is 10 cloverfield lane on Netflix UK aswell? might marathon both tomorrow if it is. Google is giving me nothing on this.
>how did the german know they could travel only between two dimensions
He said it should return them to their Earth based on what he knows about quantum mechanics or some shit. Which implies that he thinks there are only two entangled Earths. It's only an assumption on his part and as we're shown at the end of the movie there is also a Cloververse entangled in their multiverse
Im still left with a few questions though
>Where did the blonde come from? Was she on another Cloverfield Station at the same time? Because I thought hers got destroyed.
>Does this imply that every film we've seen is realities bleeding through each other due to the events of TCP?
>If we're being generous and each firing of the accelerator caused an interaction between worlds, we've seen everything. First one (going to universe B) caused BigClover to come to Paradox's Universe A, Second (going back to Universe A) caused LittleClover to appear in another universe's New York 2008, and the third and final firing to cause the bridge between Cloverfield Lane and their Invaders. And why did the Invaders know they'd be phased across universes anyway?
This felt like another movie that had Cloverfield slapped on. Without that, it would of just been another generic VoD sci-fi movie.
>mfw Volkov breaks his Russian accent and I hear the Norwegian bleeding through
>earth is running out of oil(apparently no one figured out how to make renewable energy in this dimension)
This is right about where I knew the movie was going to be garbage. I really have to wonder what kind of absolute fucking morons worked on this film.
I just watched this, Bruhl is the only character worth a damn. The movie is so full of plot holes and just outlandish shit, it makes it total rubbish.
It was to show how smart and stronk she was, like when she threatened danny b. with physical violence and he cowered.
>oil is running out
>everyone is still diving big petrol fueled sedans
>>how is this related to other movies
>Not really related.
Except it is? Earth 1's timeline directly affects the appearance of Clover when their pod drops into the sea (like in Cloverfield).
Also why was the black dad so nonchalant about the shadow of Clover when it passed over him?
Also remember Cloverland Lane and the bunker had nothing to do with the first film beyond marketing so a lot of it is just referential nods.
My favorite bit is when the metal is drawn to the other wall, grabs the guy, and then immediately retracts hahaha what a shitty flick.
>the poor argument
user pls.
please dont imply that this isnt what would happen right now.
Cloverfield takes place in 2008
Paradox takes place in 2028
The satellite that crashes to earth was not part of the particle accelerator station
People are already switching to hybrids and electro cars.
How oil running out would explain why there's no electricity is also never explained, I guess coal, gas and uranium are running out at the same time and renewables don't exist or some shit. They also apparently can't make cars run on alcohol.
can chink chiyi even speak english? i know o'dowd barely can