Jesus Christ. What happened to him?

Jesus Christ. What happened to him?

H-how old is he?

Cocain.

looks like me

2 strokes

He had two or three strokes. He will die soon

He's 5'5. As a 32 year old hes doing better than most manlets could hope to.

How does he get so many?

>smoking
>cocaine

The stress of being under 6'0 tall. Its like having an under 8" cock. People will notice and youll die with that shame.

>40 million net worth
What happened to you?
>imb4 t.muniz

>sips soy milk on regular basis

Strokes and a bad car accident

isnt his brain broken now?

...

He looks fine and is far richer than any of us will lever be

the three kids would be extremely lucky to make it out of that show unmolested. but chances are at least one of them was abused. sad.

Its a real fucking downer seeing a nice dude get beat up by life as bad as he has.
He's still doing well money wise, but apparently the strokes have taken a toll on his memory and motor functions.

Apparently he can't remember acting in Malcolm in the Middle as a result of the strokes

I'll take my current net worth and what Im likely to make over being 5'5. Im only making 30k a year but at least Im not eye-level with the average woman.

I feel for him. I believe I suffer from something similar. I barely remember my childhood and I’m only 27. Don’t have any health issues or experienced a car crash too. Hope it doesn’t turn into early alzheimer’s for either of us.

I get satisfaction seeing CHADS getting deformed and having to live the rest of their lives as we have to.

wtf

>clinging this hard to muh height

Honestly if i had a chance to forget my entire life i would take it.

Bullshit. He probably went to a doctor loads of times to talk about it. He just doesn't remember going.

Kek

...Life is unfair...

Are you implying soy causes a high hairline? Girls don't usually lose their hair

Well now he has the rare opportunity to watch all the movies he's acted in with zero spoilers :)

Lucky bastard, with all the child abuse going on during that show

I know how hormones work user, its just a silly meme i find funny.

How tall are you? If youre the same size as an average woman youre fucked. I would honestly rather be 6'0 than a 5'5 millionaire. If that seems odd look at people like RDJ, who have all the money in the world, that wear shoes with lifts. No matter how much they make they still hate themselves for being inferior.

haha. he's wearing the same clothes. haha. hahaha. ha. haHAhaha. hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NICE CLOTHES MALCOLM
CLOTHES WEARING FAGGOT

is soy the new fluoride?

he's a 32 year old man

That would be even more fucked up...

>why does that 32 year old man not look 16 anymore? I just dont get it
t.brainlet

Multiple concussions

Suck his superior cock if money turns you on so much, fag

I bet the kids that worked for Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider wish they could forget...

>live in Phoenix
>met frank munez many times

He was actually a big time asshole

Manlet is a state of mind my friend, you don't see Elijah wood or Dan Radcliffe wearing heels and they both seem relatively well adjusted

That girl chokes down his sour cum for access to his money. World's oldest profession.

It's not me m8, it's the women. Dude is set desu.

seriously when in this guy going to get caught?

you're just saying that because he said "nice to meet you" every time you talked to him.

Had some strokes and crashed his car. Also did a lot of coke.

He was balding during Malcolm's last seasons too

Good point. Height is subjective. Have fun never being with a woman that can wear heels because you look like a Minion

My brother was like that. Turns out he had a brain tumor.

He was dead before his 30th birthday.

This dude is fucking retarded. He should quit with all the alcohol and cocaine and improve his life. He has all the money. All he needs is one hair transplant and then leg lengthening surgery to get him to at least 5’7-5’8 where he then can wear lifts to become human male height. Then he should get on fin so he doesn’t lose his hair and start a basic cycle and get some gains. Buy a Lambo and then bam this nigga can be banging underage jbs daily within a years time.

instead the stupid faggot will probably just kill himself by the end of 2018

I hate Wil Wheaton but the first tweet made me chuckle

I envy him outside the blatant drug use

>makes all his money as a teen/young adult
>now can dick around all his life because he was good with saving and investing

32

“Success is the best deodorant”

why bother? he's had numerous strokes and health problems and knows he isn't going to live to become an old man

I'm 5'7" and have had plenty of gfs and a good life. If you're clinging to height as a way to make yourself feel better over your SHORTcomings you'll inevitably be disappointed.

Maybe your childhood just sucked.

god dammit, i just wanna drink soy milk in peace

> memory loss makes me forget to ask a doctor about it

>walks in the room
>every woman in the room, including your girlfriend and a few of your bros become moist

Frankie is not a nice dude, complete asshole according to blind items, and he is a drug addict which is a contributing factor to his strokes.

Bullshit you have

both are effeminete gays though (serious)

he was great on DWTS

The best looking one turned out ugly. :(

I don't understand this kind of arguments. You literally cannot make a person feel bad about themselves when they actively achieve things.

>You're too fat to have a gf!
>But I do have a girlfriend.
>No you don't!
>...

>walks into any room
>gets reminded that without modern medicine you would have been thrown into a river

He tried to hit on Dan Gheesling's wife in front of him

>being this delusional

Just stop, please

Why the fuck did none of them grow up to be handsome? I'm afraid to age now

I don't have a dog in the fight mate I'm 6 foot. If you're famous enough you can supercede being short was my point
This also makes sense.

jej

>Best looking one

>I wouldn't see my three year old son wanting to be a girl as a negative

what the fuck is wrong with these people

Not really. Look at Tom Cruise. Every relationship he has been in has been a sham. He's the manlet prototype and every relationship he has had was a disaster.

Yeah, those big, strapping dudes definitely get all the hot chicks...

Manlets can't be in real relationships
It's impossible

I put my Kunis straight up his fat ol' Muniz.

Yeah, but “closet homosexuality” mixed with “new age money cult” is not a recipe for successful relationships. C’mon.

Are you suggesting men are supposed to look like shit at that age? Even most women still look good in their early 30s and they age terribly compared to men.

kek
underrated

Good thing he’s tall. No way he could pull a chick that hot otherwise.

I thought Taylor Swift was 5'11"

Francis is alright, he just looks like Neil Patrick Harris. Dewey turned out pretty cute

well, let's see.
having more money than us
banging more young trim than us

I don't understand your question user

Jackman is gay though, that's his beard.

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>hold her tighter, she's a fighter

Dewey has drug abuse problems though

Totally the BADASS in middle school who ends up working at Five Guys or something

RIP

His life is a sham. He just doesn’t realize how unhappy he is..

No.

>being this much of an assblasted lanklet

LMAO

they still fuck though. its part of the marriage agreement, otherwise she writes a tell all and takes half his shit from the divorce. faghags fuck their gays all the time for fun.

he had an adult face as a young teenager and now he has a grandpa face as an adult

Short men cant get gfs

>I'm afraid to age now
What are you 15? By the end of puberty it'll be clear whether you're handsome or not.

More like Dan "show me your feet, or it's the street" Schneider