Anyone else watching the penis ship show?
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I hope it blows up.
Me too user, reusability will never work
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I hope it flies into a big alien anus
PARTY ROCKET SHIPS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
gonna shitpost so hard on reddit if it happens
They should have painted it black. It would fly further
>t minus
in english please
if this thing explodes it'll have so much baneposting potential
SPACE TRAVEL IS CIS WHITE MALE PRIVILEGE YOU BIGOT.
>the US is about to become the world's leader in spaceflight again
In a couple months we're also going to retake the #1 supercomputer slot from China, get fucking rekt rest of the world
TWO MINUTES
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>tfw born too soon to colonize another planet
nigga the Mars rockets are scheduled to start in 2022 so when they're late as fuck they'll be up there by 2030
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please crash
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MAKE ROCKET GO NOW
time is cruelest of all mistresses
WE SPACE NOW
UP
YES
GOOD
OH GOD IT'S CRASHED AND KILLED EVERYONE OH THE HUMANITY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i came just a little bit
NEXT STOP
THE FOURTH MOON OF VENUS
Mars is too close and will end up a shithole worse than earth. I'm talking new solar system.
BUT WILL THE BOOSTERS LAND, BOYS?
>9500 km/h
this is pretty hype
>it aint me starts playing
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absolute kino
IS THERE LIFE ON MARRRSSSSSSSSS
Just tuned in why did I just see a flying car?
I havent heard of the falcon heavy for months and click onto the stream 20sec before launch, holy shit.
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we future now, white boi
New rocket design
OH MY GOSH
Literally the moment I clicked it launched.
Nah but for real
my granddad was probably this hype for the moon landing. what happened to us, this should be an international sport
Elon Mush is driving it
He put one in the top of the rocket ostensibly to showcase the payload or whatever
Was getting shot (into space) part of your plan?
Elon wanted to drive in space
They didn't want to risk blowing up an important payload since they'd never launched a rocket like this before so they just put a car and an empty space suit on it
they attached a dummy in one of Elon's cars. They named it Starman and he's going to space
>real life cant be kin.......
>watlching a live stream of a rocket
That's pretty cool
cringe clapping
soy
my moms dildo is here
you do realize that space x is a scam right?
Elon Musk is a fraud
POST THE STARMAN PLS
holy fuck that landing
HOLY FUCK
are those boosters really that expensive?
FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Wow. That is fucking amazing.
Fucking sick
Another happy landing.
>mfw people unironically believe Earth is flat
Kino
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>one guy has done more than NASA has done in over 50 years
SYNCHRONISED KINO LANDING
Those aren't boosters, those are complete Falcon 9 rockets. These are the same rockets they've been launching for the past two years, not just boosters. They cost like $100M.
Yeah here's a quick rundown for everybody about the REAL reason this is so important
literally looked like it was from a movie
SO FAKE
shitty cgi. i cant believe you guys are buying this science fiction
Elon is like a billionaire character on a TV show
60M$ a pop.
>multi-pad landing
STATIES BTFO
FREE MARKET FOREVER
Why do people hate this guy again?
I really hope he doesn't go full supervillain.
e m b a r r a s i n g
This is the power of women in STEM
>hidden figures
what happened to the microwave drive
>that car
The fuck did I miss?
Reddit likes him so we have to hate him
Ooga booga my tribe better than your tribe ooga booga
WHO IS HOLDING THE CAMERA
Post the official link retard.
Honestly, WHY are government agencies so bloated???
CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUISE
he has everything in his hands to potentially
Tbh his dick sucking cult is taking it way too far. He's based, but acting like he's completely infallible or that he personally is some kind of rocket scientist genius rather than mostly a guy who pays the bill is just insulting to the thousands of people involved in a launch like this.
>didn't show the core, not even a second camera further away
That shit blew up
No. Fuck Elon. Used to like him till Reddit came along with their “SPACE JESUS” and “DA NEXT DA VINCI” bullshit. Stop worshipping him you faggots go do your own thing.
the entire mission was to launch a tesla into space
pay attention
Hes steve jobs2.0
CGI ti never happened
No competition + corrupt people
ELON CONFIRMED UNSTOPPABLE
SPACE > PUSSY
>la creatura
>I base who and what I like on what others like
Oh my that's embarassing
Capitalism!!!! I love you!!!!!!
ITS BEEN A LONG ROAD
he was married to that 12/10 in westworld girl TWICE