Why won’t you buy me REEEEEEEE

*sits untouched in the toy store*

Is Star Wars a dead brand?

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Rey is just visually uninteresting and girls don't play with those kind of toys.

>Buy me! Buy meeeee!
>I don't need character development! Third wave feminism says I'm already awesome!
>Storyline? Just gimme some white-out and the 1977 script! Fuck originality!
>Dialogue? I'm supposed to relate to jaded, ennui-stricken millenials, snarky barky all the way!
>Love interest? BLACKED.COM The more heavy-handed and forced, the better!

Because I own the superior S.H. Figuarts version

On the upside, China is finally working out where to put all that nuclear waste.

Looks like the main character from the Another World game.

I thought the outrage was they didn't make ENOUGH Reys.

no, not MAKE enough Reys.

They didn't SELL enough Reys

I don't remember Rey wearing lipstick

They are really low quality, it's not hard these days to make higher quality products they just don't want to spend the extra money on it. The brand has no appeal to the majority of toy buyers, which are either kids who want interesting toys not 'diverse' toys, or adults who want cool character collectors items, not boring characters.

holy shit this

No, it was the other way around. Disney had to make more to keep up with demand.

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>Rey is just visually uninteresting
Fucking this. She's not only totally bland, but also completely asexual in TLJ because of fridge body and stupid haircut making it look like half of her face is forehead. The eternal grin on her face also doen't help.

>Rey is just visually uninteresting
This is true. Luke changed his outfit for all 3 of the original movies. Why the fuck can't Rey?

Here's the worst part. She did. Her outfits are all the same colour though and bland to look at design wise, so you barely notice even when you're looking for it.

I call bullshit, and raise you a Scientology-gambit.
>Buy up and destroy your own product to give the illusion of high sales.
Right now, closer than you think, is a pit filled with the shredded plastic shards of Star Wars figurines.

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

Why won’t you buy me REEEEEEEE

They don't even need to do that, they just have a subsidiary company they own 'buy' 100,000 units on paper. It's cheaper since the only lost capital is through tax.

kek
SJW's are upset that the highest selling nu-wars character is the evil white male

>comes from desert planet
>doesn't cover shoulders

absolutely disgusting

what arid land are you from? do you resemble a tuskan raider out of doors?

I'd also point out that toy buying habits have changed a bit in the last decade or two, what with the rise of video games and whatnot. Although I really have no idea whether or not that's impacting the sw toy sales.

Hell, he wore 4 different outfits in A New Hope alone. His desert wear, the stormtrooper armor, the flight suit, and that jacket he wore for the medal ceremony. Each one of those was striking enough to merit an action figure.

That's another thing I was noticing, this years action figure looks almost exactly like the action figure last year. If you bought one last year why buy one this year?

Exposed shoulders in a hot environment like a desert is just begging for sun blisters.

You can feel the soy.

>he'd strip naked if stranded in a desert because CLOTHES ARE HOOOOOOT
>*bleached skeleton discovered in desert*

have you ever seen an arab

That's stupid because it'll just get put back on the shelf, so it'll be at the front again.

Quip-bot from Rogue One is the coolest nuWars toy

>pick it up, wagie

It's shame really, me and my father would check out every toys r us, Walmart, Target, and other stores looking for these Titanium Star wars toys back in the day. Star wars toys were always so popular, now they are always just sitting on the shelf or clearance

That actually makes sense, if it was any of the other figures they'd have just assumed it was trash and threw it out.

fuck off

>white male hand is doing this

The Visual Dictionary calls this a defensive stance. Wouldn't any plasma blade clashing with her lightsaber twist her arms and make her unable to push back? Didn't this exact situation come up in the fight with the crab people? I Remember something like this, she had to drop it, duck, rely in the trained guardsman to be dumbstruck and then cut his throat after catching the saber mid-fall.

If i was 5 - 9 years old I would my beg my parents to buy it. Seriously.