>You're John Krasinski
>Get lead role in new movie
>Jenna also gets a part
>You haven't seen her since The Office
>While filming a scene together, she rubs your inner thigh
>This isn't in the script
What do?
You're John Krasinski
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Made for breeding.
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Breed her on screen.
Quit the film and file a restraining order.
tell her to stop with her bullshit and go home with my superior wife Emily Blunt
look straight into the camera and make a awkward face
>That's what she did!
made for breathing
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Well done Emily, however...
Tell an adult.
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I NEED A NAME
Nice tummy
so this guy was told something in confidence and he goes and tells everyone about it on the internet?
punished pam
how did this ugly fuck end up with anyone?
he's one goofy looking bastard if you ask me
FPBP
yeah cause its real
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why would someone lie on Sup Forums
Because he fit the role perfectly, and people came to love his character which they associate his look with.
It's the same reason why other one off tv stars like emilia clark keep getting roles. Popularity.
Someone dump collected evidence and screencaps please
>6'5
>moderately handsome
Yeah he's no Chris Evans but Krasinski is definitely a good looking guy..
The potential was just beneath the surface. Shining through.
For our amusement, user
jenna fischer-riley stearns super couple when?
can Sup Forums successfully get them together?
>Jenna also gets a part
at least make it a realistic scenario
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What if The Office just comes back
.......WITH Michael!
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FUCK i wish I was this John
why did god make women age?
the deepest lore
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There's no way this is actually true is it? That's so fucking creepy
pls don't bully Pam.
"I am happily married you degenerate roastie. Keep living in the past through your Tweets and FaceBook post you fucking whore."
Ouch.
I know this isn't true but I really wish it was.
Wouldn't it be funny if they did a reunion show or something haha
YOU ASSHOLES LEAVE PAM ALONE OR ELSE!!!
In early seasons I agree but look at that motherfucker now with a beard and a shorter hairdo. Plus he's packed on the muscle. He's stud status now.
This can't be real
It's fun imagining having a suicidal crazy want you until it actually happens
So the dickening stops when the overies drop.
Have a hearty laugh
wut is it, it won't fucking load.
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This is too rich in details to not be true, the only part that is a lie is the matt damon part.
The writer of this piece is pretending to be a behind the scenes guy when he could be someone directly involved...
Who in the office would brose Sup Forums?
And why i think this is relevant somehow?
I mean, to be John without the marriage part and having a succubus of a lady and all
Matt Damon is shitposting? Big if true...
JIM JAM FOREVER
I
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god Jim and Pam were so fucking insufferable
I liked Dwight episodes
>it's a jenna pretends she's still relevant episode
>it's a jenna spends 3 hours in photoshop episode
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how much of this true and how much is memery?
Krasinski is pretty hot. He isn't a Hemsworth-tier but these days is looking pretty fine
The producers of the office said they deliberately "uglied him down" for the early seasons of the show so he'd be more relatable, but gave up in the later series.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2IZbbuFxWg
His body is great, but his head looks like a fucking hobbit's
John Krasinski and Emily Blunt are all but a lock to play Mr. Fantastic and the Invisible Girl
variety.com/2018/film/news/emily-blunt-dwayne-johnson-jungle-cruise-1202645108/
>Emily Blunt is going to play Mary Poppins and be in the Disney Jungle Cruise movie with the Rock
>Blunt was considered for Black Widow and Captain Marvel
>Krasinski was considered to play Captain America
>Krasinski was the narrator of the Disney Nature movie Born in China
>Krasinski is doing voice over work on the animated Spider-Man movie
>Krasinski retweeted a photoshop of him as Mr. Fantastic
>Krasinski has been cast in movies and a streaming series as a member of the military or a spy which is similar to Mr. Fantastic's past in early comics
>An analogue of the Future Foundation has been set-up with the September Foundation in the MCU which is mentioned in the same speech where Tony says to 'reframe the future' and shows technology to allow people to see vr simulations of their memories which will allow for Emily and John to play students who received a grant and time traveled to various places and then first appear in the MCU movies older than when they received the grant
If she doesn't appear in Guardians of the Galaxy 3, Jenna Fischer needs to be in at least one Fantastic Four movie as either Johnny Storm or a villain. Rainn Wilson can appear as MODOK. We've already had a white male and a black male play the Torch.
It's time for a Jenna to be the woman Torch!
#NoJennaNoTicket
>Rainn Wilson in another James Gunn movie
I'm fine with this
John Krasinski is a fucking idiot
>Krasinski has been cast in movies and a streaming series as a member of the military or a spy which is similar to Mr. Fantastic's past in early comic
You and whoever wrote that article never read a FF Comic before, have you?
I remember................
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KAREN >>>>> PAM
FIGHT ME
>John Krasinski as Mr. Fantastic
>Emily Blunt as Sue Storm
>The Rock as The Thing
>Ansel Elgort as Human Torch
SAUCE GODDAMNIT
I should have said by 'early comics'. I meant that in the original run of comics with Kirby and Stan Lee, it is briefly mentioned that Reed Richards was for a period of time part of the Office of Strategic Services during World War 2.
www.reocities.com/ratmmjess/reed.html
name?
This is one of the greatest shitposts I've seen on here
It's a Deepfake.
Do you know the original?
>#paminmycoffee
She litetally refers to herself as Pam. In a situation that has no relevance to The Office whatsoever. Jesus Christ Jenna, you need to let go.
it's also missing the detail that Jenna was married at the beginning of The Office. that's too big a deal for John not to mention as part of what made her behavior extra creepy.
Ok, I will be needing the sauce.
Fucking this.
Nope
Is that shooped?
It looks suspicious
He's like 6'3 not 6'5
Riley is too busy with his revenge
*Blocks Jenna's only path to happiness*
>"John prefers being BLUNTED, little girl."
>You're evil like a hobbit...
tip of my penis... damn it, I actually remember fapping to her all the time but can't remember her name now fuck.
Fuck her until my dick is shooting out dust.
GET OVER IT JENNA
>tfw was looking for a jenna thread tonight
thanks lads
yikes
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god these threads bum me out so much
Hey sorry guys, just lurking and have a question
Anybody north east coast?
My download/upload speed SHOT up tonight fast. I'm at hovering around 100mb/s D/L. Just did a speedtest and usually am around 5-10ish. I'm not complaining but what the fuck is going on? Is it a fluke or did they stop throttling in the region?
Kill jester
This is nuts. Youtube and streaming are automatically setting to 4k 60fps. There's too many fucking pixels for my pleb brain
>tfw my college's download speed is capped a 1 (one) (uno) mbps