La goblina basura makes a better Holmes than an actual Bong

>la goblina basura makes a better Holmes than an actual Bong
how did this happen?

Ritchie wanted the male audience, Moffat wanted the tumblr audience.

Anglos aren't white lmao

define the “male audience”

pfft I could solve a mystery better than sherlock. who farted? it was me.
Cheque, please!

People with testosterone who want Sherlock Holmes to involve fistfights, gunfights, murders, steampunk tech and political intruige instead of flamboyant femmes prancing around London and their flashy CGI Meme Palaces.

>People with testosterone who want Sherlock Holmes to involve fistfights, gunfights, murders, steampunk tech and political intruige instead of flamboyant femmes prancing around London and their flashy CGI Meme Palaces.
but the ACD version of Sherlock did all of those things minus steampunk. He was a boxer and martial artist, even if it was baritisu.

Because BBC Sherlock is a fucking moron who constantly uses guessing games he’d literally never get right in real life.

YOULL NEVER SEE THOSE MARKS ON A SOBER MANS PHONE!

What if he got the phone from someone else? What if he’s uncoordinated and can’t plug it in? What if it’s a secondhand phone? What if it isn’t even his phone and he’s borrowing someone else’s? What if he got drunk once six months ago, scratched the phone, and then never drank again?

It’s fucking stupid and that one moment is the whole fucking show. I SEE THAT YOU HAVE KETCHUP ON YOUR TROUSERS AND I CAN TELL FROM FIVE HUNDRED YARDS AWAY WHILE YOU WERE RUNNING THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION THAT THE COLOR HUE OF THAT KETCHUP IS DARK RED WHICH IS ONLY POSSIBLE IF YOURE FROM KENTUCKY BECAUSE KETCHUP ONLY HAS A RED HUE THAT DARK ON A GREEN SHIRT IF ITS MANUFACTURED USING A PARTICULAR COLOR DYE USED EXCLUSIVELY BY THE BENDY BROTHERS KETCHUP FACTORY IN BUMFUCK KENTUCKY.

My phone looks like that because I plug it in with the lights off when I go to bed.

And I love how obvious they have to make it, "oooh I can see by the nicotine stains on your fingers you're a smoker", no he looks like he's been digging through manure with his bare hands, Jesus Christ makeup department.

it was really idiotic yes; there was no fun in the way he deconstructed shit because most of the facts he based himself in werent real or not something you'd be accustomed to so theres never a space for you to think "oh why didnt i think of that"
also they killed the only character that was any fun not even halfway through

Neither are good, if I'm being honest.

You gave me a giggle, so here's a (You).

to be fair they do a similar thing in the movies, when Holmes deduces that a watch owner must be a drunkard because the key hole has scratch marks around it

Oh, you

Edgar Allen Poe pointed out in a Dupin story all Holmesian deduction is basically a parlor trick that does nothing.

"obviously a drunk brother.."
"No asshole, I just wanted the newer generation Nokia and this was the cheapest on ebay after I got back from Afghanistan."
"oh.."

>this chink makes a better Watson than Freeman
What happened?

Not to be contrarian, but they are both pretty shitty compared to Rathbone. If you ignore the WW2 propaganda episodes, I've never seen any other versions as comfortable as his.

LL makes a better anything, she's human viagra.

>how did this happen?
History's a whitewash

Were there any negroes in the RDJ version? The closest I can recall are the Gypsies in the second film.

Someone post that huge wall of text about smart people written by dumb writers, who think intelligence is like magic.

>tfw Manlet Stark vs Mister Doctor

Nevermind I found it.

you would have been better off posting Elementary

one of Sup Forums's best posts

It makes me unironically happy to read it.