ITT: jokes you don't understand
ITT: jokes you don't understand
Brandon Adams
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Jaxson Murphy
How kafkaesque.
Colton Brown
Has anyone figured out what the cow tools jokes is?
I remember reading years ago Oxford put up a £1,000,000 prize for anyone who could figure out the joke... I assume it's still unsolved?
Austin Evans
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Levi Rogers
That smells like bullshit. The joke is "cows would make bizarre tools"
Angel Cook
It's literally just "If cows made tools, they would probably look pretty weird"
There's nothing deep or hidden about it, and I remember Gary Larson writing like an entire page in one of the compilation books about how everyone was just overthinking it.
Xavier Powell
good
Ayden Hall
A cow patty is just a cow shit smashed to look like a patty. A cow tool is just shit made to look like tools. That's the entire joke, it's not really funny, but it still exists.
Henry King
And no it's not an edit.
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Gavin Phillips
What is the dog referencing? Also the caption below with "don't order"?
Anthony Cook
>dog
Logan Wilson
Is this loss?
Jonathan James
Is this a JoJo reference?
Oliver Ramirez
Isn't it obvious?
Instead of using the simplest costume of all for Halloween, he instead wants something insanely complex.
Henry Evans
The joke is that if cows were to make tools, they probably wouldn't be very good. That's it. There's no deeper meaning.
Caleb Edwards
But the one looks like a saw
Angel Torres
>dog
Heathcliff is part of our sacred human heritage you fucker
Austin Davis
Yes, and that's what caused all the confusion. Gary Larson, to this day, regrets making one of them look like a saw.
Jose Harris
What is not to understand? The child has seen the Emperors Light.
Levi Rivera
>not reading Heathcliff
wew. Way to miss out on the best newspaper comic in the industry.
Brayden Ward
It's referencing a Heathcliff comic where a guy in the meat market advises a customer not to order ham (the joke being that Heathcliff will attack her and steal the ham if she orders it).
Hudson Reyes
Is this an anti-humor thread?
Ryder Rogers
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Julian Wright
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William King
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Kevin Scott
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Andrew Kelly
I think the tools are made out of milk or cheese or something. That's why they look so white and have no clear outline.
Christian Walker
He doesn't want to be a heretic but his mom doesn't let him.
Lucas Murphy
> If it's chicken, chicken a la king; if it's fish, fish à la king; if it's turkey, fish à la king.
Ethan Bennett
That's not anti-humor, that's just non-humor. Anti-humor would be "It's 5:30".
Mason Green
I'm pretty sure that the joke with Sneeds Feed & Seed is that it used to be Chuck's Fuck & Suck.
Josiah Lee
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Matthew Sanchez
>Moo's Snoo and Foo
Elijah Reed
You wish.