No Rome thread

>no Rome thread
LOOK AT THE FUCKING STATE OF YOU

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>james purefoy will never give you a good tongue lashing

*blocks your road*

HE WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME

What did CAIVS IVLIVS CAESAR, DICTATOR PERPETVO, mean by this?

>you have coin? coin, yes?

When I was a newfag, I defended Sup Forums, as an oldfag, I shall not abandon it. I give sincere thanks to , who has generously presented me with the most promising theme imaginable. I address you directly, OP. Please listen, as if you...as if you...

FELLOW CITIZENS OF THE AVENTINE

>You want my cock up you or are you going to build the fire?

Go on

>HE STANDS FUCKING ROMAN! where my Spartacus niggas at?

Where's your dignity?

>siding with a thracian nigger

CRUCIFY HIM

it's the elm cross for you profligate

As if you were normie and intelligent, and not a shitposting, autism-addled wreck. You are certainly not without accomplishment: it is a rare man who can boast of being permabanned before coming of age. You have brought us Reddit, 9gag, and cancer. You are Sup Forums's Zoe Quinn. But then...but then...

ROME THREAD IN SESSION TODAY!

NO ASSEMBLIES IN THE VICINITY!

NO GAMING!

NO PROSTITUTION!

MAY ALL THE GODS BLESS OUR SACROSANCT FATHER;

GAIVS
IVLIVS
CAESAR

GAUL FUCKING SHIT

Spartacus threads never succeed.
It’s as if Jupiter himself has spread cheek and placed cock in ass

why should I watch this show?
I don't browse Sup Forums much.

GINGER KNOB

XIII!

Post that WebM of the MILF coming out of the bath.

Go on.

ALL MOCKERY OF JEWS AND THEIR ONE GOD SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM

Why did they have an English accent if they were Romans?

It took a pretty significant effort towards historical accuracy in many ways, and is just a genuinely good show

No one has a Roman accent any more.

>no bread

This is call for a riot

Do you think it is worth waiting to watch it to watch with friends?

A tumblrina's role has always suited you best

Shows like Rome, that put a lot of effort into detailed set pieces and costumes and stuff like that, I prefer to watch alone so I can take it all in with minimal distraction.

not even the romans did

I'LL NOT DENY IT FRIEND, I HAVE A GALLIC LOOK ABOUT ME, BUT I'M AS TRUE ROMAN AS YOU ARE

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Why is he so perfect, lads?

this is a TRVE ROMAN thread, no freed-men, actors or Spartacus-fags are to attend

the faggot scum should stop infesting rome threads

This

get back in your general poof

Look mom I'm in an edgy Sup Forums thread again XD

>edgy Sup Forums thread
where did you newfags come from?

>makes digging motions
Was it autism?

kill yourself faggot

Disgusting.

Kill yourself.

>joke that was in the show is Sup Forums
Good bait! Mind if I have some?

WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP YOU F-

>Good bait! Mind if I have some?
kill yourself faggot

Marc Antony is such a charming asshole. Everything about his character and actions scream "I'm a horrible person", yet I can find little fault in him.
Is Marc Antony /ourguy/?

Why has there been no new Rome series? Even if they had to rebuild most of the sets, Netflix and others are already pissing away hundreds of millions on garbage anyway.

Seriously this. I would have literally sucked dick for a S3 of Rome over something like Altered Carbon, and I love Cyberpunk.

how did they get away with alt right buzzwords?

Ah user! I have a question regarding your postings, the darling of the jannies themselves. Why does your Reddit account remain untouched? Your shitty baiting is over! Sup Forums is long since on its knees. Why do you keep your brave shitposts from their family and friends on Reddit? For 8 long years you have gorged yourself like a wolf on the blood of Sup Forums, and thereby made yourself a monstrously large faggot. Why, why do you ply Sup Forums with shitposts and bait, and gaudy guaranteed replies posts? Why have you given (you)s to every reprobate fool on this board? I'll tell you why you do these things. You want to ruin this board, you want to destroy Sup Forums and rule this board as a bloody redditor!

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Based CACKposter

HE WAS A CONSUL OF REDDIT

What the fuck was voreno's children problem?

rome?

it's a real shame there are never good rome or sopranos threads any more. fucking little memeing cocking sucking queers. you fucks just ruin one thread after another

>wears soot around his eyes like a prostitute
>outsmarted at every turn by a literal teenager
>btfo in front of the entire Senate by someone who wasnt even present
Yeah, I'd say he's /ourguy/

I'll not deny it friend, I have a garlic look about me, but I'm as true roman bread as you are

Can we talk about how great the casting was in this show? Caesar, Antony and Cleopatra, young Octavian were all flawless choices. Season one might be my favorite season of television ever. I wish more historical films/shows actually tried.

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If Mars were watching he would not allow such a disgrace.

>tfw Britannia didn't come close to being as good as Rome

Why will women never understand that scene?

I recognize your symptoms. I have the same sickness.

what's wrong with it?

Perhaps the most kino line in a show rife with kino lines

hard to say, if you go in hoping it will be like Rome you will be dissapointed.

If youre Sup Forums you'll hate the fact that a black dude will be a main character for 1 episode then die.

and the main qy will be mirin another black guy later who will be tortured.

but if you're Sup Forums you'll just think it's Game of Thrones on acid.

Hard to explain, just that you are gonna root for rome but it's hard to root for an op team when you know they'll eventually win.

>most Kino line.

I find myself pointing out greek bullshit more often irl than you'd think.

its completely watchable though. just hard to invest in and the dialogue is meh.

Daily reminder that there were unironically darker skinned Africans in the legions during the imperial period
Black? No
Berber? Yes

yea they have a token numidian with green eyes and everything

they also have a black optio

oh I forgot to mention that Sheev is in it

>there will never be a series about a young Julius Caesar hiding from Sulla, fucking the King of Bithynia and getting kidnapped by pirates and shit

there is a miniseries

Marcus Aurelius Dumbledore I plays Sulla

is vin diesel ever gonna give us that hannibal movie?

Its watchable, but ahistorical as fuck and not authentic in the slightest.

gods i hate gauls. my father hated them too, even before they put out his eyes

why are you talking about Sup Forums and Sup Forums when you're reddit?

Is it any good?

>the actor who will get his dick out for any reason
He even did it in Altered Carbon.

its solid

Looks like I'm watching Altered Carbon

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>mfw I'm turned on and I'm not even gay

Every bad guy is white and it's full of strong female characters, but it's not the worst.

It's pretty bad, but those aren't the reasons

how butthurt did the germ who made this have to be?

>every bad guy is white
Don't care
>full of strong female characters
Don't care

Any actual criticisms?

I don't care enough about the show to spend tiem criticising it.