Why do most celebrity marriages and relationships fail?

Why do most celebrity marriages and relationships fail?

because hollywood is full of degenerates

Access to anything and anyone whenever you want makes monogamy nearly impossible and leads to a degenerate lifestyle.

Ever been in a relationship for longer than a couple years? Time literally stops. All you can do is feel yourself trapped in a cage while the rest of the world passes you by.

jews

I feel sorry for you.

Sarah Silverman never struck me as a person who would be in a stable relationship for very long.

>time literally stops
>literally
Yes and no it doesn't.

Here is a tip for you, most relationships fail.

because they can. Money is not a concern. Ordinary people are often stuck together because breaking up is too expensive. Still half of marriages end in divorce anyway.

This. But I will say this she has aged like wine. Usually women in Hollywood age like shit.

Had no idea he lost Kate Beckinsale. What a fuckin downgrade, although Silverman has nice big Jewish titties.

>relationships fail?

they don't fail. Humans are serial monogamists. They don't mate for life.

Masters of Sex ended

>age 47
Oh nononono....

Given his trajectory of relationships, he's now moved on to Lena Dunham.

>Had no idea he lost Kate Beckinsale.
Have you been living under a rock??

>He's been brainwashed by the secular and electric jew to this extent.
Pathetic desu

Because most celebrities are kinda shitty people in real life and after living together for a year or two they can't stand each other.

Statistically almost all roastie relationships fail, that's how their pussies got so blasted in the first place.

his boxcar racing days are over

they only meet because they share a line of work. life in showbusiness often takes them in very different directions and long distance doesn't actually exist.

I'm guessing a lot of it stems from being busy and not being together enough.

Also you're a celebrity and if shit isn't working well, you have plenty of options out there to choose from

I don't follow celeb gossip, user

Both busy, both surrounded by millions of temptation.

Thanks, user, you made me remember how I used to feel before my girlfriend broke up with me. I was filled with guilt and pain, but now I remember how I used to feel stuck, caged and getting old.

HOW do you go from THIS

because humans are not monogamous in nature, and when you are rich and famous and live at a higher privilege then everyone else and are surrounded with the same kind of people - who are also likely very powerful and physically attractive, commitment with one single person becomes less and less relevant. not to mention if you are both working in entertainment, you are going to see each other less and less on account of the long hours - if not months and far distance gone from each other.

Celebs are horrible people, and even horrible people don't want to live among horrible people

Her daughter is v cute...er I mean she seems like a nice girl

I thought he was with Kate Buttkinsale

IT"S BEEN A WHILE
SINCE I COULD
HOLD MY HEAD UP HIGH

You sound like a kike.

>because humans are not monogamous in nature
but this is wrong

>my relationships and cynicism is an example of how all relationships are and will be, and is no way a result of my personal failures.

sucks to be you buddy

this

Most celebrities are vapid narcissists with no understanding of reality, human emotion, or healthy relationships. Hollywood marriages are matters of business, fame, and convenience. Throw a bunch of needy children in a room and see how many of them form healthy relationships with each other.

gottem

He deserves a medal for lasting 3 years. How do you have a relationship with a someone who is not not only politically retarded, but has a personality reduced to "I'm Jewish and I have a vagina, bow before me."
Jenny Slate is similar, and looks like Calibos from the original Clash of the Titans, but makes up for all her faults by being into sodomy.

>I'm guessing a lot of it stems from being busy and not being together enough.

This.
But also, ever notice how long celebrities are together before they get serious/engaged/married.
They go on their first date, a week later they're living and adopting pets together and a few months later they're engaged and planning to marry later that year.
They rushed into it.

My parents dated for about 7 years before I was born. They were together for another 4 years and had another child before they got engaged. It was another 2 years after that before they married. They then spend the next 22 years together, only separating because my dad died.
Most of my friends parents were all pretty similar to that; together for a long time before they became engaged, waited at least a couple of years before they got married. They're all still together.
Mean while I know people who "dated" for a year or two, got engaged and were married 6 months later and now, 4-5 years later are getting divorced.

Because they're not real relationships. They have them to generate publicity and network.

The summer wind, came blowing in....

>time stops

I fucking wish it za warudo’d. Time is at breakneck speed right now.

>Most celebrities are vapid narcissists with no understanding of reality, human emotion, or healthy relationships.
They're also mostly hateful leftists which seems to fit with that too.

Silverman is just Amy Schumer with only a bit more cunning. God bless him for lasting that long.

Imagine having to come home to Sarah Silverman. Imagine seeing her face every time you open the door and having to see that stupid fucking smile and awful fucking laugh. Imagine having to suppress the urge to murder her and dispose of her chopped up corpse in a barrel in the pacific. Imagine having to listen to Sarah Silverman practice stand up for hours.

Most relationships fall apart over time, but celebrities are usually rich enough and have the options to bail out while normal people just force themselves to deal with it and stick around as long as they can tolerate since ending a long term relationship is much more costly and difficult for them.

Because the very nature of being a celebrity means you are the center of attention. Two celebrities in an extended realtionship means they have to cope with that fame being shared. Same thing happens to politicians

>Apex Kate Beckinsale
>Lorraine Stewart
>Apex Rachel McAdams
>Caitlin FitzGerald
>fine wine Sarah Silverman
this guy has banged some of the hottest women in hollywood over the last few decades, without being good looking, super rich or even really that popular as an actor. They all seem to be friends with him after also.

How does he do it, he doesn't even seem super charming or anything and is more just nice. What does he have, is he packing a massive welsh tagger or do all these ultra hot women just want a centred daddy figure or something. What gives.

Why would you not leave a barren Jewess? Dude could have every sexual encounter be an orgy if he wanted, what a waste

>Why do sociopaths have terrible commitment?

Also Im sure jews push this shit to make white women more sexually pragmatic.

Oozes confidence

Because people only get together because they're in the biz.

This, people who never have to work for anything don't put effort into relationships.
Plus there are hordes of beautiful/rich/etc people ready to hook up so they don't have as much incentive to stay as normies.

Hollywood also attracts people with personality disorders and massive egos and that is another factor.

Finally acting often requires long periods away from your partner, in close proximity with some of these other beautiful/rich/etc people and probably a few other things.

This is such a clumsy attempt to shove in politics. user lobbed you an easy ball and you took it to the face.

Most marriages and relationships fail.

This entire site is now infested with retards who can't explain or understand situations beyond "joos did it" or "ugh they are leftest and against white males and family unit blah blah im dumb".

how would you know whether time stopped or not?

Correct!

Looks like we got Made in Heaven'd instead.

Because your definition of a successful relationship is "staying together indefinitely" while the hollywood definition of a successful relationship is "staying together for a while, having great sex, generate headlines for a while to stay relevant and keep their publicist happy, and benefitting from sharing each others' professional networks in service of expanding their own"

by your definition they almost always fail.
by the definition that actually matters to them they are almost always successful.

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Based sensible poster.

Found the jew.

this.

Sarah was mad because she's not funny any more since SJW shit broke her brain

>makes up for all her faults by being into sodomy
s-source?

I wish I could bury my face between her lusxious tits

Have you seen them?
They're a far cry from that spelling abomination you described them as.

or maybe cus the man-child shtick doesn't last for a career in the long term. even for a woman.
go ask Michael Cera, Andy Milonakis or Pee-Wee Herman.

All celebrities are constantly fucking each other and cheating on each other pretty much nonstop, so the whole concept of a "relationship" is corroded and means nothing

Leave Andy alone. He has a disease that makes him a literal man-child.

>lusxious
is that french for small

how the fuck does she look so strikingly hot these days

even has the khazar milker meme going on

you must have le lusxious eyes user

>you must have le lusxious eyes user
and your penis

Anyone in the acting/performance profession is already in some strange standing when it comes to partnerships because the emotional aspect of the relationship gets muddied between hamming up your feelings to create the desired situation and demomstrating genuine feelings to reveal your true state.

>Why do most marriages and relationships fail?

fixed. also because women are stupid whores. also inb4 typical roastie/soyboy replies
>i feel sorry for you
>not all women
>bitter mgtow
>b-but me and my gf(male) met online and we erp every night its REAL LOVE
>been married for two years bruh i got it on lockdown. oh that pic on FB with her and tyrone, they're just friends, haha
You will all learn

Guess it's Norms chance to get back on the horse

They all miss Harvey

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Just because you went >inb4 doesn't mean those things aren't true.

You're correct.

why is this news?

not white relationships

>because humans are not monogamous in nature

It's literally the opposite. Throughout the millennia humans have been monogamous because this is the most efficient way to raise offspring. It's only very, very, VERY recently in human history (like 50 years or so) that peope have decided to fuck around and have single-parent families supported by the state.

And what do you know, society is unravelling at the fucking seams.

because america is just like high school

men are supposed to spread their seed, sweetie

No. Men are suppose to make sure their genes live on. How are you suppose to do that if you leave your kids to make more kids? The other user was right that unless the government took care of every single-parent families we wouldn't have as much divorces.

unless youre dolly parton

Nobody said anything about leaving.

I remember roasties mad af when he cucked the goose
>but muh notebook

It's called having a real career instead of a McJob, loser.

Access as well separation due working on different projects.

Well good luck raising your 15 kids with 15 different women.

I haven't dated much but I've been with a couple guys for over a year and none of them felt like that, sounds like you've just had bad experiences honestly.

I'll take her off his hands.

Muslims are managing just fine.

>I've been with a couple guys for over
haha fag

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