How come there's girl transformers but no girl street sharks?

how come there's girl transformers but no girl street sharks?

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Because they'd be prostitutes.

Street Sharks are too JAWSOME for the likes of vaginas

Sharktits was one of my favorite /tg/ memes.

reboot when?

>tfw no dolphin female mutant toy

non-american here, I always wondered if the dino guys were from another cartoon and they just appeared as a crossover, was it?

Extreme Dinosaurs

They are the extreme Dinosaurs and they had a pretty good intro theme
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thank you

I really want a reboot.

because street sharks + extreme dinosaurs are the epitome of manliness

fucking 90's

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that slammu is terrible

I suppose if you're 10

If there was a reboot would you guys want to keep it an all male cast. Keep in mind the creators could make a super cute shark or dolphin waifu

go ahead, name anything more manly

but dolphins are mammals they won't fit in the whole cartoon theme

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>Female Dolphin character.
>She winds up being a femme fatale tease with a sadistic streak.

killer whales are mammals but nonetheless dolphins wouldn't fit

The original had an orca. "Shark" is more of a guideline.
Only if she's shirtless like everyone else.

there was also this other fish dude and the space manta guy

I don't see how it would be an issue considering how fast and loose we're playing with genetics and well the laws of physics as it is.

If that's such a big deal you could just I dunno make her a Mako shark or something

What's this crap, drawn by a pencil dicked midget who doesn't know how to fight, fuck or love.

That is what I had in mind, the dolphin thing I think is more aesthetic and in mind with the shows themes, dolphins are commonly associated with feminine qualities and peacefulness/playfulness even tho real dolphins are assholes

You must be in the edgy age group that considers vampires like Alucard to be the epitomy of manliness.

Manliness is comprised of the holy trinity of Machinery Beasts, and Freedom.

Machinery is exemplified by giant (combining) robots.
Beasts are exemplified by dinosaurs.
Freedom is exemplified by pirates.

Thus, an eyepatch-wearing, swearing, looting pirate Grimlock is the manliest thing possible hands down.

Because who the fuck wants a shark girl

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I mean it would be an easier sell to networks but I bet a Mako shark girl would be easier to sell toys of because only freshman college sluts like dolphins

You some sort of faggot?

Brock Samson.

Kills men, fucks bitches, is a great parental figure.

Not with that head. I mean, the mouth is fine but that nose, Christ.

>Street Sharks revival
>add a girl shark
>fanbase becomes infested by waifunigs
>discussions revolves around girl shark
>don't add a girl shark
>fanbase becomes infested by fujoshits

face it, there's no way to win

I have the weirdest....urge to go fishing

I dunno, Voltron made Pidge a girl and the fujoshit has only gone through the roof.

the guys are hot and we also have the nubian space princess, pidge is at the bottom of the porn chain

>We live in a timeline where neither Street Sharks or Extreme Dinosaurs got rebooted, but Biker Mice From Mars did.

Silly user, girl sharks don't exist. A female shark is called a dolphin.

Aren't there nursing sharks? A female mutant one of those seems like a no-brainer.

Well that's just playing into the hands of gender based stereotypes that's just asking for trouble

what? when?

Its a syndicated 90s cartoon. They wouldn't care.

Yes but we're talking about a modern reboot which would no doubt air on netflix or something in an age when the internet will throw a hissy fit over everything. Ya stupid namefag

THEY BITE THEY FIGHT THE STREET SHARKS

Mattel probably can't afford a new cartoon.

Why would they bite the street sharks?

PUNCTUATION IS IMPORTANT!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biker_Mice_from_Mars_(2006_TV_series)

DC beat them to it

>Reminding me that we may never get a new He-Man cartoon.

S-Shut up, Boco.

Orca whales are not sharks

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Julian please...

just make a shark girl appreciation thread instead of a stealth one.

but yeah, street sharks!

sharkgirl is ugly as fuck

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There's a live action movie in the works.

Take heart. I find it hard to believe that a live action movie won't at least warrant a cheap cartoon tie-in. And if they make the movie and it does SO poorly that they can't make a profit on the movie toys (which you know they will make), then we might be better off without He-Man and with just our nostalgia to warm us

Good luck to them.

Gonna take ALOT of work for the public to accept He-Man again and not laugh at it.

>accept He-Man again and not laugh at it.

IIRC, didn't they describe the script as "Game of Thrones by way of Guardians of the Galaxy?"

And that is , imo, the smartest way to tackle it.

You said it yourself, the public will laugh at He-Man. So you take ownership of that, and ramp up the humor.

And if you can do that right, and get people to laugh for the right reasons, THAT will be what gets He-Man accepted.

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I like the designs without context, but as street sharks they lack the cool giant head.

Half of those could be girls and you woudn't know. Were you expecting shark tits?

>but no girl street sharks
>girl sharks
Are you stupid? Sharks are one of the only species on earth without females. They're able to birth clones without sex.

If they looked like this it would be jawsome

any other weird places street sharks appeared in?

Now now, user. Someone might actually believe you. Don't spread misinformation.

sharktrust.org/en/male_and_female_sharks

it's time for you to read the whole article before talking shit.

Fuck yeah, and BMX's and Mountain Dew! TOO EXTREME FOR GIIIIIIRLS.

JAWSOME

>mountain dew
crab juice any day

now this was jawsome youtube.com/watch?v=vGAvGBpOOiU
what happened mattel? you used to be cool

yes

commercial only live-action suits.

reminds me of dagwon's commercial...thing

youtube.com/watch?v=k4GrnPMA_8E

why the fuck japan hates praying mantis so much? every anime/sentai has them as villains

at least one manga explains how powerful these fuckers are scaled to human size

youtube.com/watch?v=X5Mzz-eZZho

doesn't explain everything but it is an explanation.

this just raises further questions

>forgetting Kamen Rider

the originals were based on grasshopers, not praying mantis, now they are based on shit like cars or planes, I dunno.

There are two things from my childhood I want to see continued. Street Sharks is one, Small Soldiers is the other, preferably a two story book, half being the toys the movie and half as in universe for the toy line like we have for Transformers.

I don't recall any Kamen Rider having a mantis motif.
>Karate Bugmen
>Dragonfly
>Waterbug
>Lizard
>Hercules Beetle
>Karate Bugman 2.0
>Weta
>Regular hoppers
>Whatever the fuck Gills was
>Dragon, Bat, Rhino, Snake, Swan, Chameleon, Bull, Manta, Tiger, Pheonix, Crab
>A bunch of Greek numbers
>OWO and friends
>Oni
>Vampires
>Trains
>Stag and Rhino beetles, emo Hoppers
>USB bugs
>Chimera
>Rocket cricket
>Wizards and another Chimera
>Buncha fruits
>Hotwheels
>Spooks
>Amazon again
>Vidya

But my memory's a bit fuzzy on KR entirely. I lost interest and dropped it right around the time the Fruit Bowl ended and /krg/ became a cesspool.

It wasn't rebooted as much as it was a pretty bland continuation of the original cartoon.

And the fans hated it too, I guess because they wanted the girl to fuck the white mouse.

I just realize how horryfing could be a walking shark. Just look that orange guy.

It's a little more terrifying than anthropomorphic turtles.

At least they're not sea turtles.

Because Sharktits a shit
A SHIT

Twice!

Need to get Plague on that.

nigga I'm gonna smack your whore ass

as far as i know there's only one praying mantis rider so far

I've actually been going through the DVDs, collecting some of the more interesting stills. Will post with updates.

Den-o

They probably chew through pussies like they chew through concrete.

Hence, no female Street Sharks.