Will appeal to a variety of people

>will appeal to a variety of people

Did who ever paid him pay pic related?

I think pic related was just an autistic troll

It's 8% because of this faggot
I'd say it deserves 0%, but even that's too good for it

It's almost like review aggregators are fucking garbage and cause people to counter-review just for the potential clicks.

I could understand that one mom that basically said "It's not good but your kids and the target audience will eat it up" but this guy is just fucking dumb.

>It's for kids, it doesn't have to good

That line of reasoning is the cause of 80% of bad kid movies

This has gotta be bait, no viral marketer would be this stupid... unless reading a script written by sony execs

>tfw your post is in there

It was confirmed as the No Man's Sky pasta from Sup Forums

The one plus that movie has, the only one, is that it's not a remake of something from the 80s or 90s

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MOAR

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>can't even make my balls tingle a bit
and it's semi good art this time around

this movie, lol

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nah

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>strong independent feminist emoji who don't need no man
>gets drawn in sexy poses by a porn artist
Suck it Sony

>Capping a stale pasta from Sup Forums hastily repurposed to be about the Emoji Movie as if it's some kind of historic Sup Forums moment
This board can be pretty pathetic sometimes.

what is even the consensus on this film?

is there or anything in terms of a saving grace or worth my time?

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The consensus is if you give this film money, you are contributing to the downfall of modern cinema. If you must, find a bootleg.

You fucking disgusting ass newfags. HOLY SHIT 10/10 if this is bait I'm actually triggered that there are people new enough and also saw the thread but did not read any other posts pointing out it was pasta.

no. and it's shocking, really.

most people expected this to have, I don't know, something going on for it at the very least. something to subvert people's expectations and notions to coerce them into going 'hey, it's not so bad' or 'it's okay I guess'. maybe there's a hidden blow somewhere inbetween. you know how some films manage to be so bad they're good, or unironically enjoyable based on how much traction the modern overplayed MEME culture grants it nowadays?

this film has nothing. there's no endearingly bad scenes, no smart commentaries poking at the audience, no jabs, no wit, no memorable dialogue, no self aware humor. there's nothing. nothing to indicate they ever gave a fuck at any given point. it's just sitting at this middle point in mediocrity not daring to move.

it's scary how little of a fuck they gave.

Must be his first time on the internet

A variety of people such as little kids, middle aged women who love Minions, grandma and grandpa who can barely see or hear, people who are mentally challenged and need to be satiated with children's movies, and people on Tinder dates hoping to distract each other from the fact that they are nervous wrecks with boring personalities.

>people who are mentally challenged and need to be satiated with children's movies
Not many people here seem to like it, though.

kek

Yeah, that's just the No Man's Sky pasta. I guess it's not a co meme, so only crossposters would get it. But still, that's some autism level bait.