Character gets right in the shower without checking the temperature

>character gets right in the shower without checking the temperature

seems like there's a 4th wave pepe renaissance incoming...

>doesnt automatically adjust temperature with his muscle memory

>Characters in the shower stand in a position that covers up their breasts and genitals

>cold showers have all sorts of health benefits apparently
>really hot showers are bad for your skin (?)
fucking christ can't I just have one thing in this world? practically the only time in my life I feel at ease and comfortable at all is during a long hot shower

>character clogs the shower with his shit

I tried waffle stomping once and had to pour boiling water down the drain to unblock it.

Never again.

Is this from the same people who say milk is bad for you? Big Soy.

wow its almost like when you regularly shower you know exactly where to turn the knob to get the right temperature you fat smelly slob

Same. I just want to shower with a woman.

What's waffle stomping ?

No matter what you turn the knob to when you get in, there will still be cold water in the pipes.

I used to shower with hot water and got bacne. This went on for a long time until I found it was the water, even worse is that I usually showered twice a day. Now I shower in luke warm water once a day and my skin is clearing up, minus some scarring.

just turn your brain off

Showering with a woman that you love who loves you back even more is amazing. A shame 90% of this board will never experience it.

How do you not know how to place the knob exactly where you want it before you get in?

I take a long hot sauna shower then gradually turn it down to cold and cool off. I started doing this when I realized my hot showers were making me sweat and smell immediately after getting dressed.

>vacationing in burgerland
>the shower doesnt sputter as it builds up pressure
>the drain roaches are smaller

...

>Ameripoors can’t afford showers with precise water temperature control

For me it’s a 44c shower every time.

>character takes shower facing the water.

You know what normal people do? They set their heater to their preferred temperature so that you don't need to mess with it you just turn it on, wait 10 seconds and get in.

...

> not having your water heater set to as hot as you like your shower

showering with a woman is shit

>can't stand directly under the shower at all times
>can't have soap available as needed
>risk of slipping as constant movement is required
>you may see her shaving her legs(weirdos need not apply)

I'll admit soaping up some tits is fun as fuck but I'd rather shower individually and at my own place.

>character doesn't pee in the shower shortly after getting under the water
immersion ruined

ok rich guy

Only good if you have two shower heads or something. Otherwise one of you is going to be cold.
t. man who took a shower with his wife after our morning run on Saturday

>character wipes his ass once and gets up from toilet after a shit
>he doesn't look at the paper
>no blood

>character blows snowflake clan the fuck out

Taking a shit in the shower and then stomping it down the drain.

>What's waffle stomping ?
Dropping a turd in the shower and then using your foot to smash it down the drain.

>character has gay anal sex
>doesn't get HIV

>how to empty the water in your water heater in 2 minutes

I've done it with multiple women and it's sucked every time. It's cramped as fuck

Why on earth would you shower facing away

>not having a disposal installed in the shower for just this situaton

I stand outside the shower and pee into it as it's getting hot.

I hate this also, especially if the movie's rated R.

well of course it was cramped there were multiple women

are you me?

Easier to just lift the drain cover and shit straight down it.

>Increases fertility. Trying to become a dad? Cold showers are good for your little swimmers. Your testes aren’t meant to get too hot; that’s why they hang outside your body. Sperm counts decrease when the temperature of a man’s testes increases. Experiments done in the 1950s showed that hot baths were an effective contraceptive. Men who took a 30 minute hot bath every other day for 3 weeks were infertile for the next six months. More recently, the University of California at San Francisco did a study with men who were exposed to 30 minutes of “wet heat” (hot baths and such) a week. When the men cut this exposure out, their sperm count went up by 491%, and their sperm’s motility improved as well. While switching from a hot to cold shower may not have as dramatic an effect, if you’re trying to create some progeny, it surely won’t hurt.

>who loves you back even more is amazing. A shame 90% of this board will never experience it.
You mean 100% because women are incapable of love.

>character doesn't get the horny schoolgirl's boipussy

To not get water in your face

For me, it's the McChicken.

no, normal people don't do that

Are you a literal child?

this really depends on your climate doesn't it

also hmm a girl* is naked and cold what to do
*nobody fucking cares about your deteriorating relationship with your wife i'm speaking generally

Just a guy who's as tall as his shower

sounds like you're imprisoned within the shower cubicle itself and are forced to shower with your captor. is the shower the hose type that you can use to hang yourself? because you're going to be trapped there forever

otherwise i'd just recommend you take showers alone unless you're actually in the mood for soapy titties since you feel that way you whiney retard

>he doesn't turn the shower water to almost the hottest temp while getting towel to lean back against the wall with as the shower fills with steam and you get a nice sauna going to open up your pores

>character takes a shit
>doesn't go back to the toilet 5 mins later because he starts to get the feeling he hadn't wiped properly

One day I will have a shower where the knob adjusts temperature with extreme precision and provides water with that temperature for as long as I want.

>Character doesn't wake up at noon and spend the next three hours taking monstrous shits.
I just don't get Hollywood anymore.

>character doesn't wake up at 2 in the afternoon after a late night of staying up hyped on caffeine while avoiding college work

Massively overrated desu. One of you is going to have to stand outside the water for most of the time cold as hell; spoiler, it's you
m8 I've been in love, my previous girlfriend to be exact. Showering with her was still hell. Again, I'm standing on the other side of the shower as she uses 4 different bottles of shampoo/wash while I just want to wash and rinse real quick and get out. As another user said, unless you've got two separate shower heads it just isn't worth it.

Shower sex is also not worth it

>Character doesn't take scalding hot shower because anything less just doesn't feel right.

This is a fun example of how our lives all suck because of artificial pricing hierarchies.

Theoretically a thermosetting for your shower would only involve a couple dollars' worth of components, but people would prefer to sell a $400 version of the technology to a smallish number of people. So the majority of us are stuck with shower fittings that literally have not advanced since ancient Rome.

One of the biggest glitches with capitalism. Just needs to be ironed out.

Why don't you build them for a couple of dollars worth of components and sell them cheaper.

>character doesn't have a clogged drain due to pubic hair+cum+shit combo
That's why I don't watch movies with bathrooms.

>not having your drain cleaned
You're a gross, lazy faggot

Hmm, why don't I? How could this be?

I'm sure it's not because housing developers and construction suppliers are a corrupt monopolistic mafia cabal with total regulatory capture. Since everybody fucking knows this there must be some reason or you'd have taken it into account when you made your retarded post... hmmmm

I thought you had an idea, user. Never mind. I didn't know plumbing was such a touchy subject.

No, you were doing the ignorant capitalist cheerleading thing because you're unimaginative. Making sounds like you won something is the same thing as winning, right? You fucking chimp.

>character pees standing up
>put his dick right back into his pants without shaking or wiping

My absolute brother. Perfect temp.

>male character pees while siitting on the toilet, so the pisswater won't splash on his legs/feet
finally someone I can relate to

>Theoretically a thermosetting for your shower would only involve a couple dollars' worth of components
No, this sounds like "I know how to do it for cheaper". If you can, build one cheaper. Current electronic temperature shower valves aren't very reliable. But there already seem to be cheaper controls ~40usd.
>you're unimaginative
You're the one who's given up before he's even begun. I'm not even disputing that regulation is a hurdle.

>tfw i take hour long hot showers.

>character gets killed offscreen

>not get water in your face
who are you faggot pushing this 'scared of water' meme?

>So the majority of us are stuck
stuck
lol....get a job, poorfag

feels good man

naruto is a shit anime

>I've been in love, my previous girlfriend
kek

You see when you shower regularly you get used to the position of the tap and where you like it also you get used to how long it takes for the water to get to temperature, you disgusting smelly piece of shit, go have a shower

>no blood
Is everything ok, user?