5 days till season 3 of voltron!

5 days till season 3 of voltron!

-100000000 days till klance happens!

0 days till I post smug pidge!

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I wish Sheith could be canon just to rub salt in the wound but I know they're probably not going to go for it.

Ah well, they can choke on Kallura.

Is that a boy or a girl?

Why the fuck do people think Sheith ever had a chance?

Reverse trap

I don't know maybe it's Keith's undying love and devotion to him and the fact that they're always touching each other. But yeah, it's probably just an "admiring big bro" type of thing.

Since it's the avatar team who is gonna be the token gay

Post your best autistic klance freakouts

gotta love the mice

more Pidges of all kind, forever. Especially bare Pidges.

That's beautiful. You can actually see their power level rising as it goes on. It starts out just barely trying to to deal then builds up and snowballs into pure REEEEEEEE.

Let people have their imagination. It's like you've never been in a fandom before.

I want to violate Pidge's ovaries with my tide of cummies while her team watches in disgust.

>screams at dreamworks and goes on about how awful kallura and shippers of kallura are
>gaaaiz you really need to stop insulting klance it's really hurting my feels and giving people panic attacks~

It's amazing how hypocritical people can be

The problem is they might be able to cope with Sheith because its gay and that's halfway there. Keith needs to be confirmed hetero to really rustle some jimmies.

no, she's a.... rule 63 trap?
the original pidge was a trap, this is that same trap finally made into a girl like she should have been all along
Yknow, it's like anytime Robin is a girl. it's fixing someone who used to be a girly boy.

These people seriously need to be rounded up and fixed. For their own good. I think they would appreciate it.

They really wouldn't. Sheith has been enemy #1 since the beginning. Every piece of Sheith art takes a piece of art away from Klance.

I thought the person writing this was like 14 or so considering that it comes off as insanely entitled and 'muh gays uwu' it was not.

The plot thickens.

so? I was a grown-ass man at 14. It's pretty fucking obvious that's how it's supposed to be. If you aren't mature by then, you are running wayyy behind your body
though i'm seeing bodies lagging behind lately too, considering how everyone says the opposite is going on

An user in the last thread said Allura would make up Cascada - Bad Boy AMVs featuring Keith in her head. Because of this I now am starting to ship Kallura. I can't believe this.

They're so used to feeling right all the time they think they're in the right all the time and anyone who disagrees is the enemy. And everyone knows it's okay to hurt someone who's wrong

>I was a grown ass man at 14

Considering you're on Sup Forums, I highly doubt that user.

What's shaladin?

Does it matter?

well, bodily.. i was grown before that. yeah i wasn't a mental adult til 15. the POINT is even I was behind from where, like, I should've been, yknow?
and in my day, back in 2000, internet acutally made you more mature. It opened you up to a bunch of new shit, there were no hugboxes, no echo chambers..

People who ship shiro and any of the other paladins the name is pretty confusing considering that shiro is also a paladin but whatcha you gonna dooo, the only people that use the term shaladins are anti shaladins though.

OG pidge wasn't girly at all, wtf are you talking about?
first ep, pidge gets pissed off and tries to beat the shit out of space condors

m'niggas

I only watched the pilot, why don't they like shipping Shiro with the others?

Because he's over 18

That's literally it, that's the only reason they hate shipping shiro with the other paladins.

>well, bodily.. i was grown before that. yeah i wasn't a mental adult til 15.
What the fuck am I reading?

After VLD finishes I will make a Bad Boy music video full of Keith being pretty.

This guy's old body grew weak before he reached adulthood, so he stole one from a kid in his neighborhood. Seems pretty straight forward

Voltron threads: Not even once

God bless you.

>holy shit mine is on there
this is a feeling I enjoy

That was really funny but what got me was the mice being forced to see all of Allura's Keith wet dreams because of the mind link.

w e w

>calling people racists, homophobes, pedophiles, etc over fictional characters is just as bad as saying 'lol your ship isn't gonna happen'

Yeah okay.

Now this is just some grade A+ nostalgiafagging
>goes to grand opening ramen restaurant
>Voltron decor of all fucking things
>wall scroll first thing you see walking in
>comics to read while waiting
>collector items above cooking area

Damn that's extreme bizarre but cool as fuck

I was so confused, certainly not what I expected when going to get ramen. Only to realize I was wearing my Voltron shirt too. I fitted in pretty well to the place.

Whoa, what did i miss? I haven't been here since sdcc, did klance get nuked? Did the land whales on tumblr freak? Was it glorious? Does anyone have any screen caps? Please someone fill me in!

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Skip to 3:40

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based Lauren shut them down

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at about 3:50 a girl asks a question about klance and the showrunners are just say they will not put klance in the show because they already have it all planned at don't think it would work in the show.

klance BTFOmind

That's.. not dismissive enough

I hope the guys get shirtless again this season. I haven't watched any trailers or anything, so I'm still hopeful.

The lack of nipples is kind of depressing.

I hope Pidge gets shirtless for equality

Any more dismissive and Dreamworks will dismiss their asses

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It's as flat out dismissive as you can get while still acting fully professional in your capacity as a showrunner for a kid's cartoon. They even directly address the insane klancer accusations of baiting, their meaning is crystal clear.
Doesn't stop people from intentionally misunderstanding them, but that's a given for this fandom.

for saying men go with women? come on now. I guarantee this kid's parents wish someone would tell her that. Y'know, her male and female parents.

Makes me wonder if we'll see a "Klance is dead" cake soon

Not sure if ESLfag or just having a stroke

No, for blatantly spoiling future episodes. The ones Dreamworks helped them produce and don't want ruined by the creators telling the story months ahead of time

I love this. Gonna have to hop on tumblr to mine some salt after this.

i'm already watching what you're doing now in disgust. And I don't even know you.

Still wondering what the LGBT rep will be, think it'll be a main character or nah?

I was all on board with having no more threads til Thursday and yet here I am. I'm weak.

This one was already posted last thread, but the level of delusion in it really gets to me

it won't be one of the paladins, they don't have the sac for it. probably Coran

oh that. Right. Yeah obviously they arent going to say who they end up with

I will make one when Kallura happens

Coran.

Goddammit Shiro, stop passing out all the time you narcoleptic fuck

These people are fucking insane
I'm so fucking happy Klance is going to burn

UGH. the fact that you are right makes me angry
let's post more Pidge until I feel better.

We're all fucked up on that sweet sweet klancer salt, best get it out of our systems now.

Hunk is Hunk

I didn't watch legend of korra but isn't the writer who put in korrasami not even working on voltron?

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Matt

Godspeed user
Remember to put salt in the cake instead of sugar for extra authenticity

"The red paladin" spoilers

I don't keep up with interviews
wtf happened that set everyone off?

I think maybe it's that benjamin button disease I'm always hearing about

Thats the stupidest fucking reason. At most he's 23, and at the youngest hes 20. He just acts more mature and levelheaded because thats what a good leader does.

2 of the lotor harem will be a couple.

ALFOR CONFIRMED RED

nm, saw the link

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THE PROPHECY HAS BORNE FRUIT

We're talking about the people who convinced themselves Lance was bi even though he's constantly on the pussy patrol and that Allura and Shiro were a couple because they were mature user. They're extremely retarded.

someone uses a voltron art of mine as a reaction image in these threads a lot and it makes me happy every time

BLUE/YELLOW ALFOR BTFO

I ALWAYS BELIEVED THIS

>Interviewer: Are there gonna be any Klance hints?
>Staff: They'll have a natural progress, but we're not trying to "cater or bait" to them. Also, we try "not to be affected by popular opinion". Also the story's already written
Fans went fucking nuclear

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Yeah, like, crowing over klancers being btfo isn't a great look, but it's a damn sight better than hate mobbing random people.

Allura confirmed for daddy issues with red's pilot

Alternatively, they could be saving DreamWorks future headaches. By dismissing klance early on they'll dampen the flood of accusations of "queerbaiting" and "homophbia" that will happen once klance is definitively sunk. Beside you can't spoil something that never existed. Klance was a collective fan delusion.

so Allura tries to pilot Red and fails, another bingo square annihilated

I know for a fact that tumblr considers a ship between two men over 30 pedophilia because they met when one of them was 17 and the other was in his 20s. No I'm not fucking kidding, that's their logic.

Would anyone be willing to make a transcript of the relevant bits? People are sleeping and I ain't got headphones.

I love it when people with two unrelated opinions are with me on both or against me on both. It fucking sucks how rare that is.
wait.. that was the quote?
dude that basically confirms it. fuck.

Nah, only the "quoted" words are from the video. Everything else is my interpretation, so take it with a pinch of salt

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I can see that happening. Lotor the kind of nigga that would add lesbians into his harem.