Anyone else just so excited for Mike and Jay to tear >"""""100% RT""""" Black Panther apart once it comes out

Anyone else just so excited for Mike and Jay to tear >"""""100% RT""""" Black Panther apart once it comes out.

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very cool

Mike will love it, Jay will be OK with it.

>these numale pussy faggots
>tearing nigger panther apart
rofl

I'm hoping this guy

youtube.com/watch?v=R0QPCS4a84k

>tear it apart
they're going to give a lukewarm recommendation on the grounds that it's another "competent marvel movie", then spend 30 minutes talking about the internet's reaction to the idea of the movie

Only reviewer that matters is Armond White. Stop shilling your Wisconsin Pretend Friends.

It would be racist to criticize a movie starring black people.

Mike will sit there quietly and Jay will throw a temper-tantrum and whine about racism.

Jay will love it, he loved watching Audrey Plaza get BLACKED and wants more. Third Reich Mike will want to lash at it, but knows that he can't for fear of losing his internet shekels.

They're gonna compare the CGI to grandma tolkien infa 100%

honestly can't wait for the tears on here when they say it's okay.

people still mad that they didn't hate tfa, because it was well made.

Nah, they won't love it nor hate it. It will be a typical Marvel review.

>jay tries to be an artsy faggot and posts a blank video
>next video is a fakeout to another blank video
>after that gets pissy on twitter that people just didnt have enough IQ to understand his autistic vison.. i mean artistisc vision

They've never given an MCU film a bad review, and I doubt they'll start now

>honestly can't wait for the tears on here
What a life you lead LMAO

jay is a liberal cuck faggot he will love this, Mike will compare this to blade and say black superheroes can be done right.

thor ragnarok

way to out yourself as a crying faggot.

it's funny to watch idiots sperg out over something as stupid as a disney movie. did TFA ruin your childhood?

>he says while he eagerly waited to spam the RT score with his Sup Forumspals

they didn't say the movie was bad just that they are tiered of capeshit

They liked that though

take it easy on the soy

Nah, TLJ did

>projecting this fucking hard
>getting this fucking mad
PATHETIC LMAO

>NO YOU'RE MAD LMAO

literally shaking

>being this much of a predictable little faggot
How do you non-whites deal with this kind of identity crisis?

oh shit he mad

>SEETHING
LMAO

hotheads

You don't need to cry, Sup Forums. You can still spam other movies' scores.

>ywn rape Jessi and also make Mike watch at a gunpoint

>Sup Forums Sup Forums Sup Forums Sup Forums Sup Forums Sup Forums!
u mad

They'll pull a Wonder Woman again. Will say that it was okay, that they enjoyed it and then talk about the movie problems for 15 minutes.

and they'll recommenced the film

Isn't Mike like super conservative but he has to tow the line because he knows you aren't allowed to think that way in media

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What about Episode 8 though? Just think about it, the Empire's military tactics have evolved for 1000s of years, they are experts in every sort of engagement in space battle. Yet when a bunch of the Empire's ships come out of hyperspace behind the rebels in Episode VIII, they have absolutely no idea how to deal with the rebels.

Why didn't a couple of the the Empire's ships jump to lightspeed directly in front of Leia's ship? Then the empire could attack from multple directions, wouldn't this be standard practice in this situation when the Empire has more than one vessel?

The rebels literally went on holiday to the Rivera during the battle, and fucked up the F1 race at Monaco, while the Empire had no idea what to do. F1 teams need children in the pit lanes as only a child's fingers can manipulate the small parts of advanced engineering, this is not exploitative at all, those children go on to have careers as pit men and whores. How fucking stupid are Star Wars fans? Even Lucas wouldn't have done something as stupid as this, this is absolutely retarded.

I'm not sure if this reads better right to left or left to right

"Well, I didn't hate it."

they'll love it because theyre complete spineless cucks

He is going to hate it because he can't be labeled racist so easily
they will still call him a racist

it's exactly the same, retard

The only thing they could do I'd genuinely respect is issue a statement like "we will NOT be reviewing black panther---the emotions surrounding this movie are too strong and too sensitive for our usual blather!!" if they did that it would be the greatest ballkick to DA MOVIES they could ever give

except there's no way in hell they're going to do this because they hold contempt for those emotions

It'll be this.

>judging a movie before it comes out
>basing your opinion on other people's opinion
You're the cuck.

Subscribed. Made me kek.

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> tfw no jessi

Who?

so this is the power of REDDIT

Just as long as this cunt is nowhere near the video

They didn't review that movie, Mike reviewed his theater experience.

I don't watch superhero or sci-fi movies tbqh; I'm only subscribed for best of the worst.

kek, and actually this

noice

>Armond White
>is black
what did he mean by this?

when have they EVER tore a based marvel movie apart?

I can't remember the actual review of thor 2 itself, but before the ragnarok review they shit on it for being such a boring piece of shit they could barely remember it existed.

But they generally like good movies. You'll have to wait for king of contrarians to do it.

Third Reich Mike will say it's the worst shit ever and thus ignite the great race-war

It starts here and now

I don't hate Jay (although i'm getting there) but my god does he and Josh have the absolute shittiest tastes of anyone ever.
>they both adore the worst kind of garbage imaginable like Pink Flamingos, a movie made by literal scat-eater shockjocks, and tiresome CG-goreporn
>they both get genuinely upset about the slightest bit of feminine eroticism in a film

What about E;R senpai?

I'd watch it.

I hope they do Cloverfield instead

can anyone explain this

Get real friends

God this is cringey

That's sad and pathetic. Kys.

>RLM
>criticizing Marvel
not happpening m8

WHERE IS "FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY 2018" YOU HACK FRAUDS

Does Jay have a boyfriend?

80% of Jay's review will him doing the "internet voice" to avoid tackling the obvious identity politicking surrounding the movie.

If he dares say a single critical thing, his off-screen social group will shun him.
At best it will just be "It's just another marvel movie, they're all the same. I don't
get why people are so up in arms about it. I liked the music. At least it wasn't
another so-what city being destroyed by a so-what enemy. Also, I want Ice Cube's
son to fuck my asshole."

Now I'm gonna go watch. Bet it triggers faggots and shills.

They won't tear it apart. They'll say it's a decent movie and liked it but it's not worth the RT score -- if they even mention RT.

It wasn't a good year for that, there weren't a lot of films released in theaters in January. Most were leftovers from December, so the Maze Runner skit was essentially their Fuck You it's January episode. Maze Runner and Insidious were really the only two big trash films.

Nothing like this has ever happened though

his 2017 year review is clearly a ripoff of Brooker's year wipe (which he didn't do for 2017), but Brooker has gone soft so I like this individual

You faggots have gone so overboard with your contrarianism that you now genuinely believe the dumb bullshit you make up

Enjoy your Reddit humor

>wisconsin
hey im pretty close to there. where abouts in wisconsin? like what street and whats the street number? what are police response times like in that neighborhood? asking for a friend

God damn that was cringy shit. Do people seriously think this reddit tier shit is funny?

Mike will love it because it's schlock of the worst kind (poorly acted and choreographed like X-Men Apocalypse), Jay will love it because black people and straightforward basic plot, Rich will sneak fat giggles all the time and get asked 4 times about comics always failing to answer.

they should wear blackface while doing this review

They might skip it entirely and instead film a wheel episode

youtu.be/nq3Wlk2w-Zw?t=1207

I'm surprised he wasn't arrested for hate crime and sentenced to 10 years. It was already 2015 after all, the feminist cuckoldry was in full force.

yes.

>>they both get genuinely upset about the slightest bit of feminine eroticism in a film
Are there examples? I can't seem to recall anything like pic related

Honestly, how can you make shit like this and post it with no self awareness? What an unfunny cunt I hope he drinks cyanide.

what was wrong with it?

There aren’t. Some user ran out of dumb shit to get pissy about when it comes to RLM so he decided to just start making stuff up m

This. They'll bring up Blade and how no one started a shit storm over it and how it was mostly liked by the nerd community spawning two sequels.

>Jay hates female nudity in movies

Yes. That's why he fucking loves the Andy Sidaris movies which are about fake tit Playboy models in skimpy outfits and taking them off. It's all about the context. It's like their issue with shitty movies having to make the bad guy a rapist to let the audience know he's a bad guy. It's usually not needed and has no bearing on the rest of the film making it pointless to show other to make an excuse to show women's tits on screen. Or the nudity was done because the guy making the movie is a sleazy piece of shit and just wanted to have an excuse to be with a hot woman in a scene like Geteven and DoubleDown.

His parents are white, his last name is white, but had to be black.

The ultimate contrarian.

Don’t even bother responding to this idiot.

But he is right. You're just going along with a meme without realizing it

Who are you saying is right? The guy saying Jay is a "hypocrite" or the guy saying it all comes down to context?

They havent "torn apart" a movie in years what makes you think theyd do it now

Hard to tear apart the same shit over and over again. They've petty much gave up on reviewing every single bad movies because what's left to be said these days? 7 years of doing the same thing over and over again. It maybe be time for HitB to come to an end. BotW is still good as their constantly watching weird shit on that show which gives them tons to talk about.

FUCKING. THIS.