>wah, the natives persecutemypoor gypsy ass
Well gee Vic, maybe if, gypsies being subhumans aside, your momma wasn't sacrifcing rabbits to Chthon and contacting Mephisto, the villages wouldn't be that angry. Just a thought...
>imma build a gateway to hell
>yeah, uh, okay, that's a tad crazy but maybe I could he-
>SILENCE!
>those calculations are wr-
>SILENCE
>*machine blows up*
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEECHAAAAARDS
I don't need to say anything else.
>muh Latveria is da bestest country on earth
How? Why? Isn't your sole memory of Latveria villages killing your momma and the Baron killing your dadda? Why go to all the trouble of conquering Latveria? The tribe were nomads, so why not try to take over any one of those countries?
>but borders are stupid and Mosques are welcome
So let me get this straight: You go all North Korea on Latveria, to the point where everything looks like something out of a fairytale, and then decide... to put Mosques in there? Then call borders stupid imaginary lines? How does that work?
>Doom has a sense of honor
Proceeds to throw a kid in Hell and wear his sacrificed girlfriend's skin as armor.
>only with DOOM can mankind flourish
Everytime he got absolute control he did jackshit because all the people could do in order to avoid being executed was just stroll around. Everything came from him and his lab. He essentially halts progress.
All these are major contradictions that make 616 Doom pretty poor. Meanwhile, Ultimate Doom, design aside, had ca consistent character. He did get along better with the F4 during their youth, he had a legitimate reason for wanting to rule the world, and was heroic enough to throw himself in the Zombie-Verse. He was a controlling asshole, but not a complete monster. Also, he wasn't a gyppo, so he automatically wins.