>be Jon Hamm
>forced to drink in every scene of Mad Men
>become alcoholic IRL
>still have to drink on the show even though you are in treatment
>Be David Duchovny
>forced to fuck new women in every episode of Californication
>become sex addict IRL
>still have to fuck new women in the show even though you are in treatment
>being in """""treatment""""" for having sex with hundreds of hot women
America is a joke.
tv isn't real user
>become sex addict
is this a thing
who are you quoting?
Wait so its real alcohol? I always thought it was apple juice.
Duchovny was in sex therapy way before Californication and you know, maybe they just gave Hamm some tea on the show.
He had a porn addiction which is pathetic, not really the same as the character in the show.
Fox Mulder was consstantly jerking off, his large porn collection is a running joke in The X-Files.
I actually heard you can't force sad actors to drink for real in scenes. He drinks because he was unsatisfied with Hus career
>Wait so its real alcohol?
of course not
OP is a retard
I always wondered if that was a dig at his real life.
He's sick. What kind of man would get off on sleeping with hundreds of women? That's not for me, I'd only need my wife if I was that rich.
No. i remember when it happened.
Apparently, DD was a chronic masturbator. Addicted to internet porn.
>ywn be Duchovny amd score unhealthy amounts of pussy
nope, we was addicted to internet porn
kek
>unhealthy
Seriously. You might have to do more than one take and if an acotr got buzzed they could fuck up their performance. They don't even drink in Its always sunny in philly in episodes where theyre acting smashed.
i've never seen it reported that duchovany's addiction was actually porn.
Yeah, look at those Rogen stoner faggots who do real weed on set and the high kino they shit out.
There are exceptions.
Otto Sander was really drunk for his scenes.
it def was. i remember when it happened.
it was when he was still married to TL
I wonder what amount constitutes too much. I used to be able to pull two off in a day when I was 22. Now I'm done to once every other day.
Maybe it happened because X-files normalized the idea in his head.
>chronic masturbator. Addicted to internet porn.
One of us one of us one of us
>be Tobey Maguire
>is playing a boy with money problems in Spiderman
>has gambling addiction
duchovany actually gets laid in real life tho
>be Steven Seagal
>play operator in every film
>become a reserve deputy sheriff IRL
38 here, depends on general horniness, 3 times a day is still easily doable.
but he's still /ourguy/ right?
Duchovny, addicted to internet porn? Let's be real here, that's virtually every man under 40 who has access to the internet. There's nothing wrong with it (assuming you're doing legal porn or not spending every cent on pay sites).
The only reason it seems like an addiction to him is because he's a bit older and he remembers a day when he was forced to use movies, magazines, or his imagination; like a fucking caveman.
People will masturbate, everyone fucking does it. And the internet is simply the easiest way to come by pron these days and not have to pay for it. It's not an addiction, or if it is, it's a harmless one that everyone has that doesn't need treatment.
Maybe he's just dating older (40+) women who haven't really realized that everyone is jacking it on the internet these days. My mom nearly divorced my dad a couple of times for finding porn magazines/movies of his back in the 80s. Back 30+ years ago, some women had a beef with men jacking to porn, now the only ones that have a beef with it are old women or church girls.
People are gonna masturbate, and using porn isn't a problem (unless if they're jacking so much they don't have any steam left to fuck their girl). Far better that he's cranking down on the internet than fucking other women.
What's the full story here? Was his woman making him seek "treatment"? Because it's not a fucking issue. I guarantee the counselor that's nodding his head and acting concerned also cranks down regularly to internet porn.
user, all addiction is a self-diagnosed 'disease'.
I'm 37 and will do 2-3 per day. I honestly think I have a problem. I think it's depression related or something since sex and drinking are the only way I get relaxed and happy.
Too real, user, too real
I don't know. Sounds like you're not very active. I havent Benn sleepimg too well and a lot of stress from work complecstes things down there.
same boat in late 30s as well
>37
>still has healthy enough sex drive to blow 3 loads a day
>I THINK I HAVE A PROBLEM
the soyboy bugmen have gotten to you. let me know how much of a problem you think it is when you're 75 and need to perform a magic ritual just to get a half chub.
Yes
T. Sex addict
It's a euphemism for being a bad person
yup
This. Some people here (especially the faggots who push the no-fap meme) have no libido and can't even get erections and they push this ridiculous idea that masturbation is bad or (my personal favorite) "you have no control".
>>forced to drink in every scene of Mad Men
People don't drink real alcohol in movies or tv shows. It's just colored water. We also have a fake beer that's frothy and foamy like the real stuff, but it tastes like water.