>Millennium Media has announced that it will finance and produce a new Red Sonja movie. Millennium's Avi Lerner (who specifically named Wonder Woman as one of the reasons this new Red Sonja story is moving forward) and Joe Gatta will produce the reboot alongside Mark Canton and Courtney Solomon.
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>the Conan series project has Colony co-creator Ryan Condal, Game of Thrones director Miguel Sapochnik, and Fargo and The Handmaid’s Tale executive producer Warren Littlefield on board
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>Condal’s Conan aims to retell the classic story by returning to Howard’s literary origins. This treatment finds the title character driven out of his tribal homelands and forced to wander a dangerous world while searching for purpose in a land that sees him as nothing more than a mindless savage. Both fans of the source material, Condal and Sapochnik hope to get back to Conan‘s roots in the pages of “Weird Tales” for an adaptation that’s faithful to the 1930s character.
I want lots of gore, incest with nudity and no morals
So there might be hope if they get someone big enough to play him.
Hopefully it goes on long enough we get the hour of the dragon in film form.
It's amazing
inb4 she's wearing hijab
Reasonably hype for Conan. Didn't even bother going to see that Momoa film, hope they do better work on this.
Let's just set aside the whole OMG SJW RUIN EVERYTHING angle and be real for a second, would you seriously even WANT her to wear a fucking scale bikini on the show? Come on, this isn't the 90s, shit's retarded.
I'd rather her have that than a hijab
Yeah, because those two are our only options.
One is much more likely than the other, and it's not the scaled bikini.
If they just make her what she's supposed to be that's fine, bikini or no
conan himself has a moral code, but he will murder (wizards, warlords, shemites, monsters, animals, dark gods) and steal as he pleases of course
GO WATCH GoT YOU FAGGOT
can't wait for conan being played by some darkie and Red Sonja being played by some flatchested negro in a leather leotard.
>hour of the dragon in film form.
It's called Kull the Conqueror
I would expect something roughly similar to this in design, but more barbarian-style.
Everything good about these stories will be gelded and ruined:
>chainmail bikinis
>manly white guy
>racially based setting where dark people are evil
>world where men just grab women and get sex from them
>hero who is largely driven by self interest and not any bullshit sjw liberationist philosophy
There's no way these things will not be lurching zombies of the original IP.
Perhaps the casting will restore my doubt, get the hot redhead from True Blood to work out and learn some stagefighting, then maybe I'll be interested.
blargh
>not wanting to see a hot redhead in a chainmail bikini kill thousands of beefy men
Are you a faggot something?
>implying she will be readheaded
>implying she will be hot
>implying she will have a chainmail bikini
>implying she will kill anyone and not just xena them
>implying the men will be beefy
have you been in a coma for the last 15 years?
What a faggot you are
This is one of my only chances to ever see my fetish on the big screen.
Don't take my hope away, motherfucker.
you weren't necessarily evil just because you were dark in that universe, although the entire people of stygia are certainly evil without measure
Looks like Disney Princess Red Sonya
>BUT IT'S NOT REALISTIC OR TASTEFUL YOU GAIS >:(
...
I'm just preparing you for disappointment m8
enjoy your gal gadot in a generic rogue leather outfit.
Brigitte did not wear chainmail bikini in 1985 either
If this won't be in old style like movies with Arnold I honestly don't give a fuck
Say what you will, but if she was wearing the chain bikini there's no way I could take the show seriously on any level.
Yeah, it's pretty shit, couldn't find better with a quick google. My point is it'll probably be some form-fitting mostly leather thing, but with much less skin showing. And I'm ok with that.
NO
ITS GONNA BE A BUXOM, NEARLY NAKED REDHEAD AND WHOLE ARMIES OF BURLY, HALF NAKED MEN ARE GONNA GET CUT DOWN.
I REFUSE TO BE DENIED THIS.
Oh, I'm sorry, were you going to take seriously a setting where a barbarian warrior battles demonic beasts summoned by dark sorcerers on a regular basis before a hot chick in a metal bikini was thrown into the mix? Well pardon me princess!
Perfect casting, realistic and gorgeous
is this the legendary dark pikmin?
>Let's just set aside the whole OMG SJW RUIN EVERYTHING
Yeah, let's just do that.
Found the sjw who wants to ruin everything
This looks like shit
get ready for blood, sex and forced minorities
>Say what you will, but if she was wearing the chain bikini there's no way I could take the show seriously on any level.
That's because you're an autistic faggot
So, nudity triggers you? Are you a 90's mom? Do you think Dragon Ball Z is satanic? Do i have to change the channel if Marilyn Manson is on MTV?
>political correcting pulp characters and stories
now that's retarded
>SOYNAN WHATS BEST IN LIFE?
>To respect immigrants, to see them taken care before you, and to hear the lamentations of your women!
>would you seriously even WANT her to wear a fucking scale bikini on the show?
Yes? What kind of stupid question is that? Do I want it? Of course I want it fuck it. Will it happen? No, for obvious reasons.
>shit's retarded.
now think further
eventually you'll arrive at the whole material being "retarded" or as adults say it "fantasy"
its like people complaining about skimpy outfits in videogames with zombies or magic.
>you need to wear this outfit to ride a dragon or conjure fireballs
its all a fantasy. clothes literally matter the least and immersion is a meme
That presents us with a good point, if you consider the source retarded...then why the fuck will you adapt it? Wouldnt it be much easier to adapt something thats "not retarded" and leave the fanbase of said not retarded thing satisfied?
they will probably go with the sjw friendly comic reboot look that flopped so bad that they cancel it and said it was just a stand alone thing
She's a redhead, so there's a 90% change she'll be played by a black actress. Redheads always get blackwashed.
>Wally West, Iris West, MJ, Jimmy Olsen, Josie (from the Pussycats), April O'Neall, Annie
They'll probably have her wearing protective leather like she does in the literature. It'll probably be pretty tight but that'll be it, otherwise she'll be more dressed than Conan.
Well, movie Conan. Book Conan tended to wear a shirt AND armor.
As long as it was a hot black woman and not some sheboon, I'd be OK with that if thats what it took. Kerry Washington with straightened hair? I could rub plenty out to her carving through an ocean of white beefcakes.
Not ideal, but I can't be too picky.
Me too, but it will be shit. SJW "diversity" shit, with moralizing and CGI and ruined like Clash of the Titans was. They only make films for kids now.
I'm female and yes I want her in a chainmail bikini because of people like you. I LIKE beautiful bodies and fantasy, they're not really going to war, stop being so fucking autistic and puritan.
daddario
as
red sonja
A black Sonja would be an interesting palette swap.
Idris Elba as Sonia.
she'll either be black washed or sonja will get blacked..
I would add Starfire to the list. Yes, she's an orange-skinned alien, but still.
and don't forget the new Daphne from the upcoming movie
>no morals
Brainlet. Primitivist morals are the purest form of moral code
proper casting is important
modern cinema can't do this anymore
She's worn other things than the bikini. This tunic thing was her main outfit for a good while
>still no King Conan with Arnold while he's still not too old for the role
fuck these kikes
This woman looks the part and knows a thing or two about playing badass characters.
Even if this was present. It is going to be soy as fuck.
Polished corporate shit for bug men. It is just not the right time for such an adaptation. It will turn out average at best
T. Bug man
This is the best Conan story. Prove me wrong
protip sweetie: you cant
What did she mean by this?
She's not a natural red head but she would be better than Rose mcgowan