X-FILES THREAD YOU MOTHER FUCKS

X-FILES THREAD YOU MOTHER FUCKS
GET IN HERE NOW

AYYYYYY

> IT AIN'T ME STARTS PLAYING

>*IT AINT ME*

Damn the Sixth Sense kid got fat as fuck.

Sora got fat.

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN MAAAAADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

ALRIGHT GUYS WHOS EXCITED FOR TONIGHTS WEEKLY KINO PROGRAM? I KNOW I AM

THE WAR IS NEVER OVER

Yellow stinky gas

How you guys feeling about season 11 so far?

>I haven't watched an episode since the one with the crossword puzzles

>the smoking man's name is fucking Carl

>the smoking man is scully's baby daddy

when will someone stop chris carter?

*SNIIIFFF*
Mmm yes.. quite pungent indeed..

livestream link?

YA CANT BARTER WITH THE CARTER
YOUR ON HIS CRAZY TRAIN AND HES THE CONDUCTOR

The gas monster is a tulpa

I WANT TO GET OFF MR. CARTER'S WILD RIDE

I don't care if Vince Gilligan or Frank Spotjizz has to smack him in the head with a shovel, I just want him fucking gone.

You need to watch The Lost Art of the Forehead Sweat. Best episode of the season for sure.

drumpf btfo

LOCKPICK SKILL: 100

Why? The mythology episode was shit, but his MOTW was very good

The Master of Unlocking.

>GET IN HERE

Are they gonna pull a Skinner on Skinner? That turns out to be an impostor of someone else?

shades of Blue Velvet

Stop being a butthurt Trumptard. It was a funny episode.

>AINT NO KITTEN OUT THERE
WDHMBT?

They never escaped the mushroom did they?

anyone know of a XDCC bot that puts up the show once its done

i forgot to DVR

I want to sniff Gilly's feets

RETURN WHEN?
I KNOW HES DEADER THAN DEAD BUT CMON

Kek that would be amazing

Wizard

it's never a tulpa

The Smoking Man’s name was literally revealed as CGB Spender in season 6. Do you honestly believe he was born with just initials? Carl Gerhardt Busch Spender makes a helluva lot more sense to me.

Literally name a single time that it wasn't a tulpa.

WELP ITS TIME TO FAP

Ah no, Scully is in PETA?

>YOU CAN ASSURE ME ALL YOU WANT AGENT MULDER, I DECIDE WHO MY MAN IS
LOL GAY

This cop is fat

what's he smelling, Sup Forums?

Yes Scully's pussy is for soyboy liberals ONLY

are photos of Anderson in latex costume real, or shopped?

>Yes Scully's pussy is for soyboy liberals ONLY
WELL SPLIT MY DICK AND CALL ME CAITLYN THEN

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This creepy woodland shack is a lot nicer on the inside.

>everyone always posts this image
>not the image where she's just wearing a bra

SOME X-FILES TYPE SHIT HAPPENED TO HER WHILE SHE AGED, NO?

>the smoking man's name is fucking Carl
>the smoking man is scully's baby daddy
glad I haven't been watching

FUCK OFF, BOB


VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT

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Wow fat marine didnt age at all.

Then I don't want it anymore.

FUCKIN WEEEEIIIIIRD

Maybe its his identical son. That baby im the photo looked like a clone.

is that haley joel osment

After the original series, Duchovny went off and did a bunch of film and tv and you hardly saw Gillian. She was into all kinds of weird shit.

Now, her star is rising like crazy, she got hotter as she aged, and Duchovny can't get any roles outside of the X-Files.

WELL WELL WELL YOU EARNED YOURSELF A (YOU)

YEP

HE JUST WANTED TO TOUCH HIS FATHER, FUCKING SHIT MAN

IT'S A TRAP

Why does their car not have a rear view mirror?

Tbis episode is good so far

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Jesus fuck that's dark

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that hairdo does nothing for her

yes young anakin skywalker himself

>hey scully guess how many times i jerked off while you were at work!

I HAVENT SEEN THIS GIF IN AGES
NICE

>haley joel osment
>young anakin skywalker

Holy crap, Gebco Insurance is back!

DADDY HAD SEKRETS OF DUH GUBBAMINT

> The gas makes you vote for Drumpf
BASED

where can i watch
or is it finished?

I REALLY WISH I COULD HELP YOU BRO
ITS STILL AIRING THOUGH
THERES LIKE 15 MINUTES LEFT

did pedowood touch Osment or did he escape dan's grasp?

Fucking government!

Scully's panties. This would explain his fixation on her through the episode.

This. It was the greatest spoof episode they've done, ever.

what channel?

FOX 5 WHERE IM FROM
TRY YOUR LOCAL FOX STATION

fox nvm

>LOCAL FOX STATION
im brit

THEY FOUND MY SKINNY BABY HOORAY

They had literally one job this episode, play Fortunate Son. Way. To. Go.

> they're both in the pit

SAVED BY A WOMEN
SO 21ST CENTURY

I've heard that man's best friend song before but I can't remember who it is.

They're not gonna kill Skinner off, are they?

HOLY SHIT THEY TENDERIZED THAT DUDE

IS BIG DADDY SKINNER GOOD OR BAD NOW

doesn't look like it

Dayum, fat Joey got shishkebabed

Except that shit has been happening since the 90s on this show so. . .

GILLIAN SAID SHE DOESNT WANT TO DO THE SHOW ANYMORE SO ITS PROBABLY HER WHO WILL GET THE AXE

Awwww...

THIS SHOW WAS AHEAD OF ITS TIME I SUPPOSE
I DONT MEAN TO DENIGRATE

Aw, he's about to make her cry.

I really hope she still gets another big gig
i need my milf Gilly fix

THREE FUCKING WEEKS WHAT IN THE FUCK NO