Watching Rated R movie with mom and dad

>watching Rated R movie with mom and dad
>boobs on screen
>mom says to cover my eyes

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Do americans really do this?

Yeah I did

....yes. what do you do?

>watching movie with mom and dad
>characters start kissing in a bedroom
>mom says "uh oh, is this about to get rude?"
>stands up and covers the screen with her coat while dad fast forwards
>there wasn't actually any nudity or sex and we missed out on the next couple minutes of plot
>I'm 22 and gay and she still does this

>eyes covered
>start to move my hands
>NOT YET, Dad shouts
>I hear shuffling
>foreskin being pulled back
>GLARK GLARK GLARK GLARK

>be 13
>watch first episode of GOT with parents
>character gets beheaded parents unironically cover my eyes
>get to sex scene parents do nothing
>MFW

>intimacy
>"rude"
your father must be thrilled

Opposite for me
My mom would let me play/watch anything so long as it didnt have any sexual content in it no matter how gorey

>watching movie with mom
>character revealed to be gay
>mom shuts it off and says she doesn't want any of that in her house
>tfw she doesn't know I watch and do gay shit in her house all the time

Well mine were European immigrants so that explains a lot

Was about to call you out for being underage
Where has the time gone...

>tfw watching movie with entire family
>nude scene
>no one does anything

> no hot family orgy
Sad.

>2011 was 9 years ago

GLARK GLARK GLARK GLARK
My sister goes
Kept the doooooor open
My mommy said so
GLARK GLARK GLARK GLARK
my sister goes
Yet here I am
Treating my hands as hoes
GLARK GLARK GLARK GLARK
i masturbate, furiously
Thoughts of impending incestuous rapist fantasies
GLARK GLARK GLARK *raspberries* SKREEEOOOOOOONK IM CUMMING
MOMMA IM COMING HOME

>watching R rated movie with grandfather
>non-stop violance and nudity throughout
>characters says "Fuck"
>grandfather rolls his eyes and says "Is that language really necessary?"
>next scene character says "God Dammit"
>grandfather screams "I HATE WHEN THEY USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN" then takes the disk out of the player and shoves it through the paper shredder

if I'm watching a movie with dad and there's a scene that has the potential for nudity (eg the strip club in bright) he silently grabs the remote and holds it tentatively in case things get too graphic
I've developed the habit of checking on commonsensemedia if a movie has nudity or sex and then when I feel like that scene is coming up I get up to go get water from the kitchen (which is at the back of a long room and you can still see the tv)
so even though there were some breasts in bright, I made it look like I wasn't paying attention since I was getting water - and the boob shots were brief enough that he didn't do anything

why did they let you watch a r-rated movie with them if they are such prudes

>watching rick and morty with parents
>rick says "there is no god morty"
>dad gets angry and changes the channel
>whole rest of the night is uncomfortable

>driving in car with parents
>dad has put on some playlist of standup comedy
>comedian is talking about how he knows his teenage son masturbates all the time even though the son tries to be sneaky about it
>"it's the smell of his room that gives it away"

Are you Mormon?

>mom enters your room while you're watching a movie
>a sex scene starts out of nowhere

parents are pentecostal

Being an American must suck, mate. kek

>sex scene starts
>no reaction or changes

feels good not to be an americuck.

australian actually

real american spirit

>then when I feel like that scene is coming up I get up to go get water from the kitchen
i do this too

your grandfather must be catholic

why do americans glorify violence in movies but the slightest sight of nudity and all hell is loose? genuinely curious

I think most pentecostals live in Brazil these days. Brazil's been seeing a huge protestant boom from what I heard.

t. eurocuck

would rather my impressionable child see people being ripped apart screaming than hear naughty words and a lady's boobie

>be kid
>watch some guy behead another guy in a movie
>probably not gonna go out and behead another guy

>be kid
>see sex in movie
>curiosity piqued
>probably going to go out and start experimenting

That's my guess at the rational of parents. I'm American and I don't fully get it.

They all want to fuck each other deep down.

I don't get what living by the water has to do with that.

>flicking through channels see borat on the guide
>never seen it before
>69 scene on the tv
>parents happen to walk over to tell me something
>remote suddenly stops working
>pressing like a madman as their footsteps come closer
>channel changes

>watching R rated movie with dad
>boobs on screen
>"look at the pretty girl, user"

I know right.

God, I was starting college when half the posters here were in kindergarten.

kys

>Watch movie with eurofag satanic athiest parents.
>Dad rewinds sex scene for 40 minutes jerking off inbetween anal sex from refugee.

yikes.

>be limey twat
>watching soft core porn with mum
>OY BRUV I WISH THEY SHOW SOME COCKLES AN MASH
Mum missed second breakfast that morning

>using the word limey in the 21st century

never realised how cringe seppos were

>watching R rated movie with parents
>sex scene comes on
>parents do nothing because they are zonked out on heroin

>watching R rated movie with dad who knows I'm gay
>boobs on screen
>"does that really not turn you on, user?"

Watch movies with my kids that are suited for their age. But that's just me.

>watching mad men with daddy
>christina hendricks come on screen
>we both get visible boners

that's a very negative outlook

they might not have done anything because they realise that it makes no actual difference to a person above the age of 10

Her?

Why are burgers so fucking scared of sexual stuff?

this happened alot when I was young though. Eventually my Aunt took me in..

>watching tv with my dad
>dad is flipping through channels with the tv remote
>briefly stops on a movie channel
>Burn After Reading is playing
>sex dildo chair scene starts shortly after
>dad starts laughing loudly
>"look at what kind of contraption Clooney has!"

how the fuck can you get a boner just from looking at some woman on tv? she's not even naked or anything.

look at this fag

You didn't even give him the dignity of a (You).

hey she's hot but not hot enough to give me an erection while she's still fully clothed and not doing anything sexual

When I was like 10 I was watching Titanic with my mom and the boob scene happened I freaked out thinking I wasn't supposed to be seeing it and that my mom would be upset. She told me it was okay which sketched me out so I went outside and played.

They only people "scared" are moms for their kids you stupid euroshit.

>dad watches millions of hours of porn
>Tell him to watch deadwood
>Says that the show "had too much nudity snd swearing so he stopped watching it"

it's kind of normal but only if you are like 13
now I need to see at least a double anal penetration to have a chub without touching my penis

>dad watches millions of hours of porn
how do you know?

youtube.com/watch?v=9FA9zTNG-6w

>watch rated R movie with parents
literally has never happened for me, the prophet said watching them is sinful!

It's honestly much better when there are multiple kids, so you're not the weirdo

>sex kino scene comes on
>female is moaning wildly while getting railed
>mommy tells me one day i will make her happy like that

google.com/amp/amp.timeinc.net/time/4135760/why-parents-worry-more-about-sex-than-violence-in-the-movies

Porn is a fantasy, when you watch debauchery in a more realistic fashion it can make you uncomfortable.

porn is literal actual sex while in tv it's simulated

>mum comes in
>says room smells like "teenage boys"

Like IT?

>parents cool with me watching the walking dead
>they discover the walking dead has swearing in it. And not even fuck or cunt, just usually shit or asshole
>they're shook
glad I moved out and can watch whatever the fuck I want.

My grandpa taught me all my swear words

>watching kino with dad and his wife
>topless scene
>he nonchalantly makes a long and loud hnnnnnnng sound
>wife is not pleased
>zero fucks given
cracks me up every time to be frank families

>dad and his wife

what nigga? never heard of a divorce?

>Be in my 20's
>Watch a movie with whole family, parents also there
>Kissing scene comes up
>Mom says "Close your eyes" out of habit

>watch movie with mom and dad
>nude scene
>dad says "damn those are a pair of awesome boobs" loudly
>mom agrees with him

You fuck her?

Yeah, I lost my virginity to her when I was 13 but it wasn't that great of an experience.

>watching movie with sis
>black guy comes on screen
>sis starts breathing heavily

>watch rated R movie with dad
>boobs on screen
>he makes sure I'm watching and asks me what I think
>later realize he was trying to figure out if I was a faggot or not

>R rated movie
>boobs on screen
>dad whips out dick

one day you'll have part nigger nephews you'll have to take care of.

ironically americlaps do actually spend more time murdering each other with guns than getting laid

>watching Transformers with my old man
>Megan Fox's hot bod comes up onscreen
>dad laughs, tells me that I "wouldn't know what to do" with a woman like that
>shoot him in the face
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Ive had this happen. I blacksturbated once and immediately once i finished my mom came in my room and decided to have a fucking conversation and hugged me. She made a comment about it.
Fuck you for reminding me about it.

My parents do the same thing. My mom is a nutcase about it. She will start yelling "TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!"

It was Jennifer's Body actually

22 and still being shielded? Ye gods.

>blacksturbated
???

>Watching Matrix Revelations
>Cover my eyes when the guys get shredded by the flying robots

>blacksturbated

>Google search
>0 results

What did he mean by this?

>watching movie with sex and nudity with family
>just continue to watch the movie

I know if you are on this site you are probably an autist, but cmon guys its just a boob

>mfw I watched Mulholland Dr. with my parents without giving a fuck
it was hard to resist whipping my dick out though

>florida man

>it was hard to resist whipping my dick out though
autism?

>She made a comment about it.
What was the comment user?

and.....?