Tfw when I've replayed the trailer like 60 times

>tfw when I've replayed the trailer like 60 times

>60 times
weak, replay it till you grow THESE

that is a pretty killer mustache
he made the right choice

Same. Very masculine trailer compared to the rest of the soy boy crowd.

>DC was killed by this

look at this faggot thinking he's at the peak of masculinity

>yfw the cruise action scenes kick in

CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUISE SAY IT WITH ME BOYS

CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUISE

>replay it till you grow THESE

That'll take like... half a year

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>trailer has more views than Solo

The most expensive mustache in history

This moustache is as great as the CGI superman is terrible.

Fucking GOAT

how tall is cavill? and are they gonna make cruise the same size in the movie?

It works on him, I would just end up looking like a serial killer

CANT BRUISE THE CRUISE

caption this

Two Nukes, LEFT N RIGHT

W-what movie?

>Some might call it box office kryptonite.

todd howard's impossible mission

yeah because every scientologist has to watch it repeatedly with multiple accounts of else they get locked in a room and starved/beaten

>VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS
seriously though i don't think Cavill was a good choice for wahlberg but i'll still watch it

That's funny because he also plays Superman!

you stop this right now, Carlos

>Oblivion
>MI: Fallout

Will Tom make a Skyrim movie next??

just get dceu to spend 40 million on cgi

Disney have you guys working overtime yet?

Go back to your Soy Wars and Marble threads.

CAN'T QUELL THE MEL

From the context of the trailer, I would say Cavill is a CIA agent who is pretending to not want to kill Ethan Hunt but due to leaks I know he's actually a member of the Rogue Nation from MI5

the trailer is shit and it visually looks like puke. the trailers for rogue nation were way better

just rewatch ghost protocol, the best[/spoiler one

>genetic dead end on a Sup Forums board on Sup Forums calling somebody else "soy" and thinks he's a man
That's rich

i watched the first jack reacher and it was neat but is the second any good?

also please recommend me some other cruise kino i should check out, thanks anons!

never go back was probably the worst movie i've ever seen

the title is a warning

>cruise kino
Interview with the Vampire
Magnolia
That's basically the only two he actually displays some acting ability in. Not that you might be caring about that.

ive seen interview with the vampire and i liked it, haven't seen magnolia

He's unironically brilliant in it.

he and pitt got razzie for that movie if i remember right

Great movie. Go watch it.

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For a cathegory like "worst couple in a movie" or something

ye, something like that

Collateral is one of his best performances too

what the fuck why does this look so cool

He says as he posts on Sup Forums. Learn to project less. Go back.

Tropic Thunder

How do you call this nose shape?

cute

Can't lose with Cruise