What was the best Jackass skit and why is it Terror Taxi?

What was the best Jackass skit and why is it Terror Taxi?

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No argument here

oh shit dude i was gonna argue but it really was
great taste

i'd put either the butt car x-ray or the poo cocktail in second

Shit in the store. Especially since he shit his pants on the first try and had to come back the next day.

I liked the one where they kidnapped Brad Pitt better.

the one(s?) where they run around tokyo in panda suits isn't the *best* but it always makes me smile

“I’M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND IM GOING TO THE MOOON!”

>almost fucking dies
>laughs
>tries it again

'If that failure happened about 10 inches to the left, thatd be a picture wrap on old Knoxville aha haaahahaha'

I always kek with the huge hand slap shit on the office that knocks the hell out of bam

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>the soup tray

Terror Taxi was great, but I think my favorite was probably was the rent-a-car crash up derby.

The rental guys reactions, the blow up dolls, the insurance argument. Fucking lose my shit every time I watch it.

HE FELL FOR THE SOUP!

youtube.com/watch?v=7C1Pr4AU2wc
The golf course airhorn prank is one of my favorites. The first film is absolute kino

>Legitimately happy for Steve-o living his sober life, he genuinely seems happy and I am glad about that.
>Only reason I want Bam Margera sober is so that a Jackass 4 has slightly more potential to happen

I know he has suffered but I just can't bring myself to like Bam.

This 100%. Ones you could imitate with friends are the best.
>I'll give you something to play with

He posted a video of himself skating on Instagram talking about day one out of rehab.

you know it's all fake right

>Johnny Knoxville has been putting a catheter in his broken dick for 10 years every time he needs to pee as a gag

I never appreciated Johnny Knoxville when Jackass was popular but his wit and charisma really were master tier. I feel like he could have had such a good career post Jackass if he was just able to banter with people instead of making shitty movies.

>fake

no I don't know that

the offroad tattoo always made me lose my shit. the way the driver turns to steve-o and says
>this is really gonna fuck your shit up
makes me lose it
youtu.be/9vmZq27ex5E

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Rocket skates and Tidal Wave

Massively underrated and you can't help but crack up when Dunn starts giggling watching it happen. There's one far shot where you see them go updownupdownupdown and it's golden.

The Cup Test is a favorite of mine.

The drink and drive a Porsche skit.
I't was all a joke

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>Brandon Dicamello on crutches in little convenience store
>someone in a knight suit on a bicycle with a lance comes flying through the door and slams him into a rack of chips and shit
>random nerdy old guy turns to hidden shirt cam and goes WHADDAHELLS GOIN ON HERE??

fucking madman almost died brutally didn't give two fucks

Brad Pitt wearing a monkey suit riding in a tricycle
was also fun.

Anything with Irving Zitsmon. The shoplifter is probably the goat though. When he gets kicked out and then grabs some statue outside and books it..

pure kino

Madman

The midget bar fight

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Every single prank against Bam was fucking hilarious. He comes off as such a douche but immediately turns into a crying pussy whenever he sees a snake.

I was going to ask who this lady is then I remembered it's just Pontius in drags.

*throws a hose at you from behind*

The absolute madman!

>I was Lon Chaney's lover!

He only had to do that twice a day for 3 years after he tore his dick. still tho.

this

Doesn't know who Henry Rollins is

This and the non-lethal gun test made me realize that Knoxville is actually fucking crazy while the rest only pretend to be

>the misget cops

every time

>youtube.com/watch?v=-0pY6XOkvAU

>scooter with a train horn
>Fan Blade Helmet
>Spike Jonze in Fat Lady Make-Up chasing people with a guitar

>HE ALMOST GOT KILLED LMAO
Jackass is for faggots.

Didn't he find out he's heavily inbred too

t. a woman

>almost get your balls blown the fuck off because you redneck rigged up a fucking rocket loaded with explosives and tried to fucking launch yourself in it
>laugh for 30 seconds
>do it again

Name one person that's harder than Johnny Knoxville was in his prime. This nigger had balls the size of MOABs.

Which is the most fucked up segment:
1. horse semen shot
2. getting paid to eat shit by three six mafia
3. pic related

Not fucked up but the human omelette is pretty disgusting

Horse Semen. Sup Forums has desensitized me to the point where shit eating somehow is less gut churning to watch than someone chugging a vial of horsecum.

Roller Disco Truck.

its all there

that one was amazing easily, top 3. It was henry rollins as the driver. I love when he called the guy on the easy track a pussy.

Horse semen is the most disgusting to think about, but the fart mask and paper cuts I physically can't watch.

3
W-what

>Fart mask
>actually just shits in it instead

Or the one where Steve-o drinks Preston's ball sweat.

They ate all the ingredients, threw it up, cooked it and ate it again

I didn't realize how comfy the Jackass films were until a few years ago

The perfect late night watch

Why were the Bam segments so bad?

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Because Bam can't handle the banter

>that clip of SteveO adopting a street dog in Peru(?)
Steve Os the shit

FUCKING CHRISTIANS

The way he just falls like a piece of plywood dropping

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Bam always hams it up when he takes a fall or something

I quite enjoy Bad Grandpa
The scene where he hits the fucking penguin outside the restraunt (the Penguin) is so fucking funny to me because I live in Charlotte NC where the diner is and that guy is a douche for sure.

Fun fact: The Penguin that is there now is a fraud. The building owners someone owned the name of the diner and raised the rent super high because the place had become very popular in recent years.

Staff moved on out and now all the classic Penguin food is now at The Diamond just down the street.

I recommend the fried pickles.

Butt chug

>that’s Bam Margera! He’s famous!

The cast commentary for 2 is gold.

Any of them where Bam cries.

The commentaries are as funny as the movie themselves.
>no commentary for 3
Mega disappointed

>Ryan Dunn never died
>been an elaborate prank all these years
>jackass crew gets together
>brings Bam to a field with a familiar figure standing across the grass
>Steve-O tells Bam to go to him
>Bam slowly goes up in shock, realizing it's Ryan
>starts crying tears of joy that his best friend is alive
>Ryan puts out his arms to hug Bam
>sudden eruption of giggles coming from the rest of the crew
>Right before Bam reaches Ryan the grass beneath him gives way
>falls into snake pit

Horse Semen wouldn't have been bad if it wasn't noticeably chunky. That fucked me up.

I used to think Steve-O was hard. Turns out he just had a death wish.

Johnny Knoxville had an actual fucking fetish for this shit

I'd fucking choke

>gets heroic courage and climbs out to see his friend
>it's a lookalike
>kicks him in the balls and he falls back in

Protip: Don't make webms at 1080

I had always wanted to do that. I'm glad that someone else did and filmed it.

Johnny Knoxville as The Shoplifter.
>I was Lon Chaney's lover!

I still remember watching the nightmonkey skit and out of nowhere fucking brad pitt was there with them

such a bro moment

to this day i still want to get monkey suits with my friends and run around the night doing shit like that

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What are you talking about, some of the best segments were Bam segments. Granted he was crying in them but what crew doesn't have the resident crybaby with them?
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The Toro Totter

>poo cocktail supreme

youtube.com/watch?v=ZeAShAhsmrc >that nigger running like Usain Bolt

the fish hook one was the worst i think

That one actually didn't bother me until I heard the pop as the hook finally broke through his skin.

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Fish hook defines jackass for me. What the freaking shit dude how was that even allowed? Pontius in the sailor suit and Steve O just looking bummed kills me

This was the first one i saw, blew my mind that anyone could be that fucking retarded and disgusting. Been a fan ever since.
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>a large man walks to edge of pit
>drops more snakes in
>turns to camera
>its Don Vito

DRINKING THE SAUNA SUIT JUICE

Johnny always shat on the others but my God he never complained when he was the one getting shat on. Unlike Bam, who started crying in a fake snake pit

whoa that midget chick is actually really cute

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party boy
also anything knoxville
the car in the rectum thing was also pretty cool, but because the doctor reaction was hilarious
>un carrito
>si, un carrito up the ass
>si si... que dice que estaban en una party, y que se pusieron fatal

I don't consider Steve O content Jackass content... Steve is somewhat of a guest star that dwarfs anyone there
I recommend his own DVDs