Zombie outbreak

>Zombie outbreak
>Government tries to research a cure

That’s been the plot of every movie and tv show in 2018 so far

>Zombie outbreak
>Military gets overrun

>character goes to sleep and wakes up in the morning
>zombie outbreak has happened meanwhile, society has fallen and everyone is a zombie

>perfectly safe location that's been dealing with the outbreak for months/years just fine
>everything goes to shit within 24 hours of the characters showing up

>zombie everywhere
>no one calls them zombies

>anything zombie

enough, shit has been done so much the entire genre is a zombie.

Ironic that the biggest comic over the past decade has been a story about the dead crawling around everywhere.

You know how in a lot of zombie shit you just have to headshot them? Why the fuck wouldnt they just start stabbing all the deadfags in the head when they died

>Zombies
>They're just infected humans, not undead

>they were taught to aim for center mass, not go for headshots

This shit is the absolute fucking worst, it's like all zombie media exists in an alternate reality where zombies do not exist in fiction. Why the fuck do they do this.

>the virus is in your blood stream anyway.

>your blood is the cure

The writers probably think it's too cartoonish or something. This is why I live World War Z (the book, fuck the movie) despite generally hating zombie fiction. Sure there's a lot of shit that's completely unrealistic ("muh centre of mass" meme, Chinese space station in 2006, and so on) but at least it feels like a story where people act the way we would in real life if shit hit the fan that bad.

>zombie apocalypse
>humans don't work together at all

I mean people cooperate lol

This is infuriating, people don't just not cooperate, every time the characters come across a group that does there's some underlying or overarching evil about it. And most of the time the leader is insane. Because that's the type of people others gravitate towards in a crisis, the crazy guy, not people who know what the fuck they're doing.

>zombies exist in worlds where the word "zombie" doesn't exist
Be thankful that you live in this timeline.

>Zombie outbreak
>Several years have passed and society has widely learned to tolerate and accommodate their existence and rebuilt to a certain extent
>It's an allegory for the refugee crisis

>zombie outbreak
>people die

Like they're just fucking rotting corpses just let the wind finish them off LOL

>make unoriginal zombie movie
>except these zombies can run
>everyone thinks this is new and brilliant

>zombie outbreak
>half rotten bodies start coming out of the graves
>they are fast as fuck

>Zombie movie
>Shooting a zombie in the spine doesn't immediately paralyze it

>zombie series
>doesn't know when to end and stops being about zombies altogether

> Zombie outbreak
> Somehow they have unlimited ammo or get EXTREMELY lucky when fighting one v. a mob

>get into walking dead last year and start from season 1
>someFUCKING how the military cant handle zombie apocalypse in hospital and gets fucked up despite everyone carrying ASSAULT rifles and shooting everything

Shouldve dropped the series at the first episode

>zombie movie
>it's actually necromancy kino

The first two-three episodes were absolut kino. But yeah you should drop it after those eps.

>zombie outbreak
>white people still alive

>character hasn't left the house all will
>zombie outbreak has happened meanwhile, society has fallen and everyone is a zombie

>zombie movie
>city niggers completely dependent on government handouts are still alive despite government not existing
>shoehorned into cast for muh diversity

I watched it through season 7, dvds from library rental is great. Pretty done with it desu alexendria felt like the end and I dont think the whisperers can bring the show back

I wish there were more movies where the zombies had a supernatural origin instead of it just being a disease.

I liked the episode of South Park where it was caused by Worcestershire sauce in embalming fluid.

>zombie movie
>there's a cure
>protagonists go around curing zombies and making them better again
>cured-zombies go around healing other zombies
>humans and zombies co-exist peacefully for ever after

I've got a cure just get in my car and drive over them

Holy shit I think you've stumbled upon a rare original idea involving zombies.

Though money's on a dozen movies with that premise coming out between the time I finish writing this and the time I press "post".

>Zombie Movie
>Rotting dead people are walking despite having no blood flow to give muscle oxygen

>fast zombies

>zombies that move

brand recognition for merch sales

Is Zombi 2 the only instance of zombie kino?

It happens with aliens, zombies, ghosts, etc

>zombie outbreak
>groups of untrained civilians fair better than soldiers

>zombie movie
>there's different types of zombies with their own special abilities, strengths and weaknesses

>are there any zombies out there?
>don't say that
>what?
>that
>what?
>that
>what?
>that, the zed word, don't say it
>why not?
>because it's ridiculous

Kek

>Literal hundreds of Zombie flicks
>no Paladinkino in the entire lot
>mfw

haha yeah that's so stupid. Why would they do that?

>zombie apocalypse
>all telecommunication is removed from existence

Or put on some thick leather, for that matter

>male tries to fuck girl during zombie outbreak
>she gets bitten
>then she decides to have sex with him
>starts/ends w/oral

they do that in the walking dead you pleb

This shit infuriates me to no end.

>Characters see/experience:
>Corpses rise and attack the living
>Otherworldly creatures and/or space ships
>Hear whispers/footsteps/doorknocks/etc/etc/etc from people that aren't there
>OMG GUYS WHAT IS IT?????????????

>Why'd you hug me smooth skin?

More zombie media should just go for an "IT'S MAGIC, I AIN'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT" apocalyptic scenario, instead of making up convoluted """realistic""" explanations like some virus or whatnot. The more real they try to make it, the less sense it makes.

Who is your guys' favorite zombie hunter?

I like this guy from the film Undead. Literally 0 fucks are given while he kills zombies naked.

>in universe people dont know anything about the trope monster thats attacking them

The one monster where they dont do this is Werewolves and sometimes Vampires. The later has so many different types that you may not know exactly what youre dealig with beside something that drinks blood, but everyone knows you get silver and watch out for the full moon with weremonsters

> zombie outbreak
>LOL RICH PEOPLE ARE THE REAL ZOMBIE AFTER ALL
I fucking hate this movie I forgot the name.
All I remember it ends with fireworks or some shit.
The zombie also kind of sentient and hate human because they keep killing zombies.

>and your other zombie
Jesus christ