"Hey uhhhh Robert, could you unpause the kino for me?"

"Hey uhhhh Robert, could you unpause the kino for me?"

What's Robert doing on the big screen?

I hate when the popcorn providers superimpose their image over the movie for the whole length of the film

I don't remember this part of Blade Runner.

Making an announcement.

What's the announcement?

>Will the person sitting in seats 13A and 13B please follow security out of the theater. Friendly reminder that the No Singles Policy is in full effect.

I didn't expect Robert to call out a nigga like that. baka desu

It's just a deafening scream that permeates the cinema for years to come

Classic Robert.

THERE'S A BLACK GUY IN BLADE RUNNER?

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Robert, how is it that you never age? Even after all this time?

>I am the Blade Runner now

what the fuck happened to robert?

I'm pretty sure there's a manlet outside the manlet pit, he won't unpause until the manlet goes back in.

Whoa, Rob. What happened to you? New aftershave?

R-Robert I know my virgin pass is expired but do you think you can get me off the hook?

Did the mines collapse?

Sir, I'm sorry, I've already pressed the silent alarm. You'll have to run to the emergency exit if you value your life. Care to buy a tub of popcorn before you depart, sir?

Why is Robert that tar monster that killed Lt. Yar?

Do they actually do this in american theatres??

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Why don't you just kill me?

It would actually be hilarious if announcements were made like this

Ah, good to see you user. I hope that- hold on, excuse me for one moment

N-NANI?!

hey I forgot my girlfriend at home can I still see the movie Robert? For old times sake!

When the kinoplex is ashes, then, I give you permission to die.

r-r-r-robert?! where the fuck did you go robert?! did he find out that this is my retarded cousin and not my gf?

Sorry about that old friend, had to check up on something. Everything seems to be in order. Your total for tonight will be $113.19 plus tip

R-Robert I don't have that much money like that

SIR

YOU FORGOT YOUR POPCORN!!!

There must be some other way I can pay for this! Let me speak to the manager!

ROBERT WAIT

that will be $575 plus tip

I am the manager. Let's not let this escalate, "old friend"

Robert.. this is very unlike you..

I feel like this whole kinoplex thing could make a good sitcom, some anons should try a screenplay collab like /lit/ does with novel projects.

ROBBIE DONT SHOOT ME!

or vn with 4th wall breaking like doki doki

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Robert?

I wonder if it would be possible to hire the original actor to portray Robert.

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BOO

That ushet must be retarded.

AAAHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK
why you gotta be spooky like that

*usher (Fuck, I'm the real retard here)

It really is a shame they don't make cyborg arms in other skin tones. At least robert has a replacement arm after that tragic accident.

But Robert i'm with my mum.

Make a discord and I'm in.

>when you stop going to your favorite theater because Robert works there, so you go to the theater like 15 miles further down the road but when you show up and he’s already there waiting to tell you to leave

sent :)

You will never be able to get away from Robert. You must overcome Robert to ascend.

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huh?

>meme text on the picture

>tfw my Robert died years ago

Your crab legs, sir.

n.. nani

>>Will the person sitting in seats 13A and 13B
>seats
Top lmao

Robert wouldn't call me out like that.

Well I for one enjoy it.

Your punishment must be more severe.