*ring ring*

this man gives you a night call, what do you do?

Ask him if he would dp a bitch with me

*awooo*

Ask him how he feels.

Ask him if he knows how much he's loved.

Swoon, and swoon hard.

drive him through the night

down the hills?

goose thread?

GOOSE GOOSE THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

Ask him if he's gonna show me where it's dark.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN INSTITUTION?
CELLS

Ye-FUCK!

fetch the lube and bend over

You interlink all my cells
You interlink all my cells
You interlink all my cells

"......................................................."

Give him a time and a place

Let him drive me through the night and have no fear.

See if he wants to chill and play Xbox and sip a few beers

i want to be that dog

>lmao maaaan y yo eyes so close 2gether thoooo yo goofy ass mofucka

Goose is mankino.

Don't be rude please.

You guys ever notice that guys like Ryan Gosling a lot more than girls?

Like even normies in real life seem to feel this way

>Do you understand?

My goal is to get fucked by him like Richard Pryor got fucked By Marlon Brando.

God I wish that was me

Faggot

I would Drive to his house in La La Land, grab him and The Notebook, and chase down that pesky Blade Runner: 2049. After that I would ask him and the First Man of The Nice Guys if they would come to The Place Beyond the Pines with me in The Ides of March. "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" I would say, followed by a ghost story about Breaker High, an abandoned high school overrun by the Gangster Squad, followed by readings of The Adventures of Shirley Holmes and I'm Still Here: Real Diaries of Young People Who Lived During the Holocaust (it always gives me Goosebumps). Then, whether they were Ready or Not, we would head to Avonlea and Stay at our favorite hotel, The United States of Leland. Frankenstein and Me would then, with a little Touch of Evil, Fracture the skulls of The Unbelievers. We would always obey The Slaughter Rule, though. Young Hercules, The Believer would be spared. Nothing Too Good For a Cowboy, right? Then we would all Flash Forward with our PSI Factor: Chronicles of the Paranormal to the future where we could watch Kung Fu: The Legend Continues, for free. Bored, waiting for the movie to start, I asked what the The Nice Guys: Word of the Day was for today, but then, suddenly, before they could answer, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys busted through the walls of the kinoplex, almost making me drop my crab legs, and told us to Remember the Titans. but Lars and the Real Girl were pissed and put him in a Half Nelson and killed him. As it turned out, Murder by Numbers was not The Big Short they were going for. All Good Things may be done in the name of Crazy, Stupid, Love, but Only God Forgives. Drunk History tried to hire us all for Drunk History Christmas, but Song to Song, it wasn't going to be worth our time. So we all said no, went home, and watched Blue Valentine through the electrical infetterence.


Sneed

Ask him if he drives

Why is he so perfect? ;_;

>through the electrical infetterence.
11/10

Bring out my blue label, pour drinks for both of us, talk about life, and become bros.

Who are we killing