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so why is the O in Helios filled with white instead of the background

did they design this in MS Paint

>guys look it says Kelvin that's how you know JJ Abrams is making money off of this

fucking white people amirite

just watched this, this movie will definitely be added to the list of "worst science movies of all time" with the likes of The Core

>put it in there twice!

what this from

>Astronaut's arm from parallel universe shows up and is alive despite the fact that all astronauts from parallel universe are dead
>Room randomly becomes magnetized, "smart weld" starts stretching in direction of magnesis but just so happens to pull character THE OTHER DIRECTION
>Random black guy on ship that just dies trying to detach a wheel that literally does not affect the plot
>Le 3D printed guns meme
And most importantly
>Marketed as Cloverfield prequel
>Original movie show satellite falling into ocean and creating monster
>New movie does not show any portion of the satellite crashing into earth
>However, there are random explosions on earth???
>And the monster shows up anyways out of nowhere at the end???

Universal paradoxes are such a lazy fucking plot point

>when they turned the machine on, they tore a hole in spacetime, and that's where Snoke came from

They were obviously spitting shit out in multiple dimensions/universes.

If you can't appreciate people screwing up in one universe which fucks up an entire multiverse then you need to go back to your pleb viewing.

>lol it's multiverses anything can happen WOOPS MUH ARM GOT SUCKED UP IN METAL AND THIS OTHER GUY PUKED A BUNCHA WORMS HOW WACKY

if you think this is acceptable then you belong on reddit

One of the best parts of the movie. You expect the water to all just spurt out into space along with the woman, but then it freezes instead and you realise well duh, space is super cold.

>why is there a Cloverfield monster on an ice planet in Star Trek?
>THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX!
>why is Khan white?
>THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX!
>no, really. who are Rey's parents?
>THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX!
>how did season 6 of LOST even happen?
>THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX!

fucking JJ

yeah it was pretty fucking bad, the paradox was just a lazy writing excuse for any wacky thing they could think of happening

guy has worms in him? the worms are controlling him or something?

sure, why not

guy's arm gets pulled off magically? then a new arm can write and psychically knows that the tech is in worm guy's corpse? why not

sure, why not

there was no logic or anything to the stupid shit happening, it was like watching LOST in fast forward

my favorite line was probably:
>"based on what we know about quantum entanglement, running the machine again should fix this totally unprecedented problem"

sure, why not

Is this your first time seeing spacial anomalies user?

but that's dumb, it wouldn't freeze that fast

it would suck out then slowly freeze. your "logic" is clearly what the stupid fuck who knew nothing about science that wrote this was using, though

>worms are controlling him
Kek. What sort of brainlet are you? It seems everyone who hates this movie just did not understand the basic premise behind it.

No, it's not. And you're missing the point. It's a lazy copout to dismiss any explanation for wacky shit, which this movie 99% consists of. Which doesn't really make this a movie at all. More like an extended Black Mirror episode with a Cloverfield monster tacked on at the end.

Explain the monster in the first movie.

>the commander of the space station is named Evan Kiel, because he has an even keel.
>the religious guy is named Monk
>doesn't include the big As You Know scene

I thought it was because they always Kiel off the black guy.

alright, explain what was going on with that guy then? the worms were in his brain making him crazy? I only threw out that explanation as a joke because I honestly don't believe the writer had any idea what was going on either, and just wrote something that was "weird and creepy."

can you actually explain it or are you just willing to swallow whatever stupid shit happened in this dumb mish-mash of Alien and Final Destination?

fuck you I liked it

I just...did? Falling satellite hits the sea, which disturbs and awakens a sea monster.

This movie, marketed as saying it would explain what happened during the events of Cloverfield, fails to deliver its promise.

not that guy, but here's your explanation from the creators themselves:
>it crawled out of the ocean

there's no simple explanation like that for anything in this movie because it made no sense

And where did it come from before it was in the sea?

Where did fish come from before they were in the sea?

nowhere, it's canon that cloverfield just always lived at the bottom of the ocean

it's not an alien

Your mom

I thought it was like the sentient arm. Maybe he totally merged with his other self, and was two people at once?

New movie seems to disagree with you.

fuck. you got me. might as well kill myself

can someone science me what would actually happen when water gets released into space?

like i know that its cold and would freeze but definitely not like this?

Sweet.

Not necessarily, it hints that the Shepard is the cause but never conclusively shows that it is.

>Make new movie saying the X-Men were literally superenhanced cum from Professor X's dick
>WeLl I gUeSs ThE oRiGiN sToRiEs WeRe WrOnG!!!!!

that's actually almost makes sense, I'll give you that

doesn't really explain how the arm knew the tech was inside him but that's it's own stupid thing, I guess

Shit, I get it now. Based JJ just explained why the prequels and the sequels were so shit. The Paradox introduced chaos into Star Wars too.

Fucking JJ abraham, at least we kind of know what happened, multiverse got fucked up and retarded shit happens, first movie universe and last movie universe are the same, or at least its heavily implied, second movie universe happens to be an almost identical one but instead of monsters, ayy lmaos appear.

The only thing that's left to viewer imagination is if they actually unfucked the multiverserses despite them saying they did, or if the monster is actually not a multiverse anomaly, and destined to happen anyways.

I don't really remember the movie contradicting that at all

if anything the shepard just woke it up? it's not explained, I was just giving you the info JJ gave at the time of the first movie.

>first movie universe and last movie universe are the same, or at least its heavily implied,
nope, I thought so too, but that doesn't really follow

Cloverfied (2008) explicitly takes place in 2008. There's no resource crisis or risk of World War 3. They're fucking celebrating the release of a new soft drink or some shit at the start.

The incident in this CFP's universe is just a stupidly similar cloverfield situation. It explicitly takes place in the future.

Don't try to overthink it, it's pretty clear nobody working on it did. Just like everything JJ works on.

Its boils then it freezes, but it freezes slowly. In the station the water was under pressure. When exposed to space it should have turned into a gas and boiled because of the pressure change. The chick should have flown out with it and been scalded. Then it should have slowly turned into really fine ice crystals, like super powdery snow as it lost is heat.

They've done tests in space with water and other liquids. Look up videos of people throwing boiling water into the air in the middle of really cold conditions. Probably the closest reaction you'll be able to observe on earth.

because it's so vague, there's nothing that says the events of Cloverfield didn't happen in 2008. maybe after a giant monster from the sea fucked up New York, nobody wants to drill for oil and risk waking up another one, and that's part of why there's an energy crisis 20 years later.

not that JJ thought any of this through, of course.

The universe in the original movie is a different one from the second movie and the two universes in the third. The universe in the first movie was not experiencing an energy crisis. They didn't have a space station everyone knew about that was trying to create free energy.

You're completely wrong, that's not how water reacts in space. It freezes instantly.

the first and third movies are set 20 years apart. the energy crisis and space station could easily have happened after the monster attack.

none of this will ever be explained in a movie, of course.

>What are you doing!?
>The doors have to be closed to disengage the ring, I NEED TO SACRIFICE MYSELF
>Why? We can do it remotely!
>he kills himself and they don't dwell on it for a second more

Really though, I'd doom an entire reality if it meant Debicki teleported into my wall.

Do you honestly think the crackpot on the news program wouldn't have mentioned that if it was the same universe? He offhandedly says demons or creatures from the sea, which the presenter ridicules him for. Everyone in the first movie saw the attack on New York. He would have said "Oh like that time New York got attacked!"

Face it, its not the same world. It explains how one experiment could screw up multiple universes though.

I can't handle this shit

you're really reaching, if that was the case they would have a better understanding of what they're dealing with in CFP

source: the internet
>what would happen if water were poured into space?
>Water poured into space (outside of a spacecraft) would rapidly vaporize or boil away. In space, where there is no air, there is no air pressure. As air pressure drops, the temperature needed to boil water becomes lower. That's why water boils much faster on a mountaintop than it does at sea level. In space, because there is no air pressure, water boils away at an extremely low temperature.

retard

actually, due to the lack of pressure, it would boil.

>Germany has been sabotaging all efforts to save the world so they could go to war over the dwindling supplies on Earth instead

Okay, but why?

never trust the eternal kraut

because of the paradox!
(probably because Overlord is set in WWII and will vaguely imply something about the Nazis continuing to exist in the future..... because of the paradox.)

>Expecting the Germans to be rational in their war interests.

We've been through this twice already.

They were waiting for the Russians to tear each other apart over the remaining supplies.

Classic letting the enemy weaken itself so they have less influence on the world stage later.

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Fuck Sup Forums is right again

Only good part.

>The chick should have flown out with it and been scalded
it would boil at room temperature. Boiling doesn't mean going to a 100ºC
>Then it should have slowly turned into really fine ice crystals
it wouldn't because it would scatter really quickly, before it loses enough temperature to freeze. Without a medium to transfer heat, things actually take longer to lose heat in space.