Young Mike

He looks so innocent and pure. What happened?

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He got fat

Young rich looked good too

Crippling cheeseburger and alcohol addictions?

>has to drink 5-6 beers before filming any kind of content for RLM because Jerry is such a toxic little bastard
>his gf doesn't really contribute anything to the team
>only friends are a guy who dropped out of film school, a fat guy whose parents were heroin addicts, and some bald guy.

addicted to traps

who the fuck is Jerry?

Jay's real name is Jerry.

He aspired to follow the directors he idolized in his youth, yet failed to transition from ironically bad B movies to something more.

He aspired for Hollywood and syndicated TV yet had to settle for YouTube vlogging. Mikes life is a constant reminder of disappointment and dreams deferred. Don’t get me started on his parasitic, co-dependent childhood friends.

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He was supposed to be somebody

Rich is alright. He's a video game addict, but he seems like a decent guy.

>Jay just comes off as a prick most of the time
>Jack is bald
>Beardfat is beardfat

>born in a backwater
>has parasitic, leeching, talentless friends

It's tragic, all of based Mike's talent and wit and charm has been allowed to waste away.

is he married?

He has a gf but she doesn't do anything

>Rich is the only one out of them who is engaged to be married

Jay and Rich are bringing him down. Jay with his pretentious faggy pleb taste in movies and Rich with his cynicism and "old times were better" attitude. Mike shouldve been the only member of rlm.

>Just Mike alone rambling and drinking while talking about shit

That's basically the Plinkett reviews.

And they're kino.

Jessi emotionally destroyed him.

Was Mike actually a wedding photog or is that just a meme? They do pretty well with patreon and ad revenue, so I'd be surprised if Mike had a real job.

Jack is married though.

As for Mike, he is weak. He needs his gaggle of inferior friends to boost himself up but he can't do anything by himself, and as much as he's the "cool" (and formerly attractive) one in a group of fucked up, ugly nerds he can never go beyond them. And at this point, Jay beats him in the looks category.

When did you realize Mike is the only good member of RLM?

>Jay is a limp-wristed hipster
>Rich is a close-minded contrarian manchild
>Jack is annoying
>Josh is a tryhard SJW
>Jessi is boring

/ourguy/ deserves better

Yes. You can look it up in older interviews, before RLM took off as a comedy/review channel and production company it was a normal production company for day jobs. Most video companies end up doing wedding stuff because it pays the bills.

Forgot about Jack being married. I think he has some dumb kids with stupid names too.

Yeah, it's funny watching old episodes of Half in the Bag where Jay was a fat amish fucko and Mike was just starting to balloon. If Mike started taking care of himself and dropped 50 pounds, I'd fuck him over Jay any day.

How much does Mike actually drink for BotW and HitB?

Sometimes it seems like he's acting, but some episodes he's clearly pretty drunk.

*ruins your episode*

To be fair, your aspirations has nothing to do with the achieving the end-goal that you aspired to, seeing how you will always be limited by your (lack of) skill and the bad things that life will throw at you.

Not many will be able to achieve RLM's status on youtube and many will give up a lot of things to be on RLM's level, I'd say that it's a pretty good plateau to hit for Mike even though obviously he is aiming for something much higher.

>CURRRRRRENT YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!

He's clearly a drinker, that alcohol bloat doesn't lie. They always get it in the belly and chin/neck.

Mike wasn't bad looking even when he was in bear mode, but he's ruined himself by entering giant fatass territory.

I think it's obvious he's pretty depressed.

>Moderately successful on YouTube
>wants more

That autist Gilchrist claims Mike's parents were assholes or something, so who knows what kinda life Mike has had.

>sometimes I get sad that Mike is gonna die because I love Friend Simulator and if it ever ends I'll die

>some episodes he's clearly pretty drunk
like which ones?

Thought Gilchrist straight up said Mike was often depressed, something he himself joked about before too. I don't remember anything about his parents being assholes though, wasn't that for Rich?

IIRC, he said Mike's parents were racists, and that Rich's were crackheads. He said nothing about Jay's family and later retracted his statement. Rich was raised by his grandma, and Jay mentioned his father once. Mike has mentioned nothing about his life ever.

Pretty sure Gilchrist was full of shit though. He's an angry autist who is upset he never got famous.

Gilchrist insinuated that Mike's parents are bigots, not assholes.

why are RLM the only e-celebs allowed to have threads

>implying there's a difference

Because they shit on Girlbusters.

I just wanna give him a hug

From the very beginning. I gave Jay a chance early on in HitB, but soon realized he has no good ideas of his own.

You can be an asshole and not be a bigot.

Same. I want to wrap my arms around that fat guy and tell him it's all gonna be ok. I used to be a fat guy too. I know how it feels.

>i-i love you mike

because rest are unfunny shill garbage.

I'd have sex with young mike. And yes I'm a girl :^)

Tits for Mike or GTFO.

>CinemaSins went down the shitter
>Collider, Angry Joe, and Screen Junkies are just garbage

Mike and Jay don't force you to watch ads about fucking loot crates or crunchyroll and whatnot.

fun fact: roughly 37% of all threads on Sup Forums are

I believe that anyone who pushes Loot Crates should be hanged by the neck until they are dead.

DB Cooper vs Bigfoot
Ghostbusters
SW Holiday Special

They didn't age, they let themselves go. There's a difference.

I hate ads in movie review videos.
>watching the video because I probably didn't want to cough up the $400 for a movie ticket
>have to endure some shit about snack boxes and snapback hats
>you cannot escape it, even with adblock.
>end me

Mike as a racist is a shit meme. He's obviously as much an sjw as jay and beardfat.

you're a dumb fuck. people can age gracefully you know just look at Eric Roberts.

Ghostbusters at the end. Jay even comments on it.

>durr anyone that doesn’t constantly praise Trump is an SJW!
You’ve actually watched rlm’s content right? You’re aware of the rape jokes and bashing of Ghostbusters 2016 and all their other shit that wouldn’t be said if they were SJWs?

LMAO, he hasn't seen the 2000-2004 message boards

how is Jay toxic?

>they
Mike is the only one whos not a liberal cuck. You can bet your ass that without him rlm would be praising cisbusters.

God, those are awful

>mike's rant against Tina Fey and liberals

Not that I'm saying people aren't entitled to their own views, but he came off as a huge cunt. Hopefully he's mellowed out in his older years. I'd be sad if he was still a huge dick.

>"I love this movie full of degenerate faggots made by scat eating homos"
>"oh noes a movie with boobies in it yuck!"
jerry is a scat eating sodomite

>What happened?
He got older.

oh my god I have to stop drinking

He comes off as such a smug asshole. Dude dropped 20 pounds, got a fancy new haircut, and thinks he's the shit.

He's just so smug, he's almost as bad as beardfat. I used to love Jay but he seems to see himself as smarter than everyone else because he likes fancy movies.

Mike is clearly on the left side of the spectrum though. They bashed the new Ghostbusters because it was crap but never said it was because the film starred women, and Mike himself has shown sympathy to women being "aged out" of movies, sensitivity to slavery and race issues and other shit like that. He's not a SJW but he's also not right wing (or even really conservative) as some actually seem to believe. inb4 screencaps of his fedora days

He's a talentless hack.

he went to film school you know. obviously his opinions matter.
>never seen james bond kino before quantum of solace
jej

I think he used to be a pretty hard right winger.

>ended his forum posts with "god bless".

>hated liberals and females

And yeah, Mike had no problem with females in Ghostbusters. He just took issue with Paul Feig claiming they were the first females to ever be truly funny.

>implyign that watching all the James Bond movies gives you good taste....

James Bond is too normie for Jerry. He'd rather fap to Pink Flamingos and 1970's horror films.

thanks

>shitty netflix horror flicks filmed on iphone camera are better than james bond kino
kill yourself jerry,

>CinemaSins went down the shitter
It was always shit, Retardo Montalban.

I would nuke CinemaSins if I could. Pure cancer.

At one point it was kind of funny.

I enjoyed those little vlogs Jeremy did where he'd show his day.

Then, they started cramming their videos with ads and shit.

Don't forget their "movie recipes" shit.

This is the video that caused me to stop watching their content permanently youtube.com/watch?v=VACvIFYf5G0

You look lonely

he got more confidence when he became more attractive? How crazy. Maybe Mike should drop a few pounds and he wouldn't be such a pathetic sack of shit in every video

What is an example of Jay being smug? Honestly you come across like someone who just resents him because he lost a bit of weight and you’re still a lazy fatass.

Every goddamn time he tries to use film lingo or talks about his favorite 1970s horror movies. He sees himself as some kind of authority on movies. He dropped out of film school and made Space Cop. He's just as much of a loser as Mike and Rich, only he tries to pretend he isn't. He comes off as a pretentious asshole.

You sound like an insecure baby. How is it smug for him to talk about the types of films he likes?

Isn't he smarter for dropping out of UW-Milwaukee instead of going further into student debt?

It's not about him talking about the kind of cinema he likes, it's that he seems to see himself as better than everyone else for it.

that mentality is exactly why the others are "losers" whether someone is pretentious or not doesn't matter. You should always think highly of yourself and strive to improve, I don't for the life of me understand this "fuck it i'm trash" attitude..wtf is the point just off yourself then.

Reminds me of those fat fucks who give up or make excuses for why they're fat or how they're actually healthy

Again, provide an example that would back this up. It just sounds like you’re insecure and projecting.

For example..?

>Jay mentions some movie he likes
>user has never heard of said movie
>”J-Jay is smug because he knows about a movie that I didn’t know about.”
You fucking loser.

Alcohol ruins ya. Alcoholic here 2 months sober and when I drink I drink pints of vodka, enough to make my eyes turn yellow. The difference between only 2 months of not drinking is incredible, if mike wants to he could easily get back to looking decent enough.

everything in moderation including moderation

Did Jay actually drop out? I thought he graduated like early 2000 way before RLM.

Oh fuck off.

His life as a critic has left his scarred...

BUT HIS RESOLVE HAS NEVER BEEN STRONGER!

SEETHING because he doesn't know movies as good as Jay

He only talks with authority about movies or movie genres he is familiar with. Would you call Mike "smug" over his knowledge of Star Trek? And Jay talks about the stuff he likes even less and with even less authority. He's not smug at all.

You sure showed them!

wow, I sure hope you can manage that beast man, he's not going away, though you've cowed him

the soy master

damn right

>What happened?
The world...has changed.

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Why doesn't Jay try to find a wife?

mike and rich need to do commentary tracks for every episode of tng, that would make them young again