"how hard could it be?"

>"how hard could it be?"
>smashcut to how hard it could be

>"how hard could it be?"
>smashcut to sex scene

>"well... at least it's not raining"
>cut to the characters walking through the rain

>Male a female character are arguing close to each other’s faces
>cut to them having sex

>loud angry con artist screaming about being President
>cut to him being President

>Rosebud
>It's a sled

>I am NOT going to do _____!
>cut to them doing ______

>first scene is the main character having sex with a hot girl
>not even a chance for a smash cut transition
fucking normies are pushing it

>”I’m definitely not doing it”
>”W-why is everybody looking at me like that?”
>”I told you guys, no fucking way I’m doing it. Nope. Not happening. Not me”
>cuts to them doing it

>this couldnt possibly get any worse
>it gets worse

>characters are in a movie
>it's King Kong and it's all old and in black and white

>but if you kill him, you will be just like him'

Most of the time it's the worthless love interest saying it as well.

>stupid frogposter makes another stupid frog thread
>proceeds to samefag thread for hours until the bump limit

>two characters in a conversation
>"so here's the plan"
>cuts to characters 2 weeks later
>"got all that?"

>the Brady Bunch Movie
>the Addams Family Movie

>Feed
>Seed

>There's no way I'm jumping down there!
>Way!
>Grabs her hand and they both jump down

>15 posts
>13 posters
Confess. Who is it.

>if you kill him, you're just like him! We have to be better!
>conveniently forgets about the dozens of henchmen that are dead or dying

>"how hard could it be?"
>sister bites down on her lip

>it’s an animeposter lurks threads he’s supposedly above because he’s miserable and alone episode
Excellent.

See

aim for the bushes?

>There are a bunch of Transformers movies
>More than I ever thought they would make!

>"Rain or shine, you're going down"

It was me

>"What's the worst that could happen?"
>Cut to characters sitting on ambulance bumper while firemen put out the last fumes from the ruins of the house

>an attractive female and male in a bar make eye contact
>cuts to them 10 years later with 5 kids

>Dude throws something to the main character
>He always catches it.

dude guys look anime

>characters start kissing and undressing
>cut to them sitting in bed smoking cigarettes

>i know just the person

>"There is no way we're calling our go-cart the Mauve Avenger"
>"I can't believe we called our go-cart the Mauve Avenger"

>the comic relief character dies in the final battle

>Who is he?
>Who said anything about a he?

>are you sure about this?

>masked character does some stunts
>takes off mask and its actually a female

>What? I grew up with five brothers

idc if these are samefag threads or not, they're funny as shit

>y-you responded
LMAO

BASED

yes, I showed you pity. be grateful.

>retarded newfag weebshitter
>shit taste
who woulda thunk

QUE NO PARE LA FIESTA

...

...

>who is it?
>who said anything about is?

it's a ghost

Just like real life desu

In English user.

Comedy movies are always about 10 years behind on what is actually funny. And it wasn't even funny 10 years ago.

>100lb 5'0 woman manhandles 6'3 350lbs man
I wonder is this shit affecting women's brains, I've been attacked like 3 or 4 times by women who actually thought they had a chance.

user why are so many women attacking you?

>main character is a writer

>character is an aspiring actress

...

It's always shine above the clouds, user.

>obligatory "you're a nobody and you will never make it" scene

>speech given by parental figure

>villain spend years thinking up masterplan
>10 year old kid outsmarts it