/riverdale/

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Garbage ass show.

Missed tonights episode, was it good?

It went full ham. Fuller ham. Archie is now full-blown mafioso, Betty and Jughead are accomplices to murder, Cheryl did absolutely nothing this episode other than tell Betty she had puke on her.

Lili is life

Lili's a slut

STOP SHILLING THIS GOD DAMN SHOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Why?

Riverdale is kino.

whats wrong with like this show

This is true

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only of the only good tv shows airing currently

one of

What the fuck is happening with this show, when is Hirem going to kill Jughead.

So the serial killer plot was completely forgot or will they put out somehow at the end of the season? Because right now it's awful and the Hood plot was the only thing remotely interesting in this.
Also it seems that no one cares about gay Keller anymore.

How do you people watch this shit?

I prefer this plot, but obviously it's on hold, because they are going to revisit it.

Are people who ask these questions noobs to tv shows in general? Just as bad as those babies who cry in the Riverdale reddit and everyone else who reviews the show.

When is she going to fuck her son to make him straight?

Nothing else is airing right now.

>going to reddit in the first place

>going to reddit in the first place
I will never understand that place. It seems to negate discussion if anything. And I hate the fact that I need to use it for a shitty game I play

>ywn be that knob

top tier waifus

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I honestly think that this was one be of the best directed episodes of Riverdale. The sequence with Betty and her mom cleaning up everything and until she woke up was amamzing. Best scene was her cleaning the apples with bleach though.

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The Coopers killing minorities like it's everyday business?

you mean the door knob

This fucking chick..what the fuck

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Betty was cleaning apples with bleach. Rewatch the scene.

>Best scene was her cleaning the apples with bleach though.
Considering that every episode has them act like genius adults, it was nice that they did a bit that reminded the viewer they were just kids.

I know but the knob scene is better because you can imagine the knob is your dick

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What about her?

Apples son

apples were not the best scene, knob/dick stroking was best scene

>that ass

top kek

Will Timothee hook Lili up in a big movie oneday?

she has very balanced proportions

you have to be unironically gay to turn down betty ass

>cleaning your dick with bleach
>bleach
>sexy

Ok.

>being this autistic
ok

>he doesn't enjoy bleachdick
I bet you don't like toothy blowjobs too

>fucked a jew

Fucking whore.

Archie's going to kill Hiram, just you wait.

>wake up
>see this

wat do?

hold her and care for her forever

My face would be buried in her ass just taking a huge whiff of her shithole.

Put my arms around her and and roll her on top of me, hold her, nuzzle her neck in complete bliss.

Watching this shit is worse than watching iCarly reruns

Tell her to stop being a lazy ass and go make breakfast.

What riverdale waifu has the best looking asshole if you would have to guess.

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SERPENT SLUT

How to get away with Murder: Riverdale version
Also why is the FBI agent such a joke character.

Why lodge family use those italian mafia terms like capo, omerta and etc. ? I mean they are supposed to be of latino origin? It makes the show feel more unoriginal, cheap and cartoonish.

But it's delicious garbage with top grade waifus

I was wondering that, too.

>Mom! There's some white bitch in my bed!

What's her hourly rate?

The casting of the Coopers is perfect.

I feel like there is somebody missing...

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>"""""poetry"""""

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They seem to be this weird mishmash of WASP name and lifestyle, in a Latino coating, and now they act like old school Italians. Next season they'll probably get in on the rap game.

Now we're talking. Veronica is the real hotness of Riverdale

Is this what teenagers wear at school now?

Why rap? Like Love & Hip Hop?

Why did I have a dream last night about Veronica being my girlfriend? I love Betty.

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I was just thinking of any other American cultural stereotypes they could apply to the Lodge's for story reasons. Only one I could think of was rap.

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Betty irl don't exist unlike Ronnie.

Because your penis knows which one is actually superior.

deep

>it’s a betty can’t stop crying episode

this
>childhood is crushing on Betty
>adulthood is realizing Veronica is best girl

>it's a Bughead gets back together episode
>it's also a Betty can't stop crying episode

based Jughead

>childhood is crushing on Betty
>adulthood is realizing Betty is best girl

Archie TV series with Archie as the main character, but with Jughead being the actual main character since Archie is barely 5 mins in every episode, let alone doing something.

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Season 1 was like that because Archie has no depth as a character, but this season they've made Archie 100% the main character and in order to do that they had to turn him into Travis Bickle who forms ginger Chad ISIS making jihad videos.

S1 was better desu

jesus

The writers know their audience.

Choose your fighter.

This show has the worst character development I've ever seen.
Not a single one has advanced since the pilot.

This past eppy was maybe the best directed yet.

la creatura....

no it has character development, but it's just nonsensical and extreme changes that go nowhere

I mean to be fair, they're teenagers.

more ronnie posts pls

Is anyone else weirded out by hot 30-something women pretending to be 16 and saying daddy or mommy unnironnically?

No, because we understand the difference between real life and TV

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>30-something
they're 19/21/23/25 (KJ/Lili/Cami/Cole)

Best episodes.