What are some German kinos?

What are some German kinos?

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das boot
metropolis
downfall
agains the wall or whats it called
lammbock

there are none sorry. Our Film "Industry" is cancer and a mistake. Every movie from germany is fucking terrible. Germans are not creative.
The movies look pure cancer and sterile. As if germans never heard about color grading.
Just kill us all please. Eradicate this boring society from this planet. Everyone would be better off.

Zwartboek's Dutch but like half of it is in German. It's also very good

Kommissar Rex, Der Clown

Toni Erdmann

>Our Film "Industry" is cancer and a mistake.
typical germans hating themselves because they grow up with international media. the jewish conspiracy is no joke its hilarious seeing germans trying to fit in by bashing themselves.
they dont even have to use first person. if you see someone shitting on germans its 90% germans because thats what they learn growing up, hating their own media so they never start doing anything creative thermselves, and if they do, the cycle starts anew.
well done jews, well done.

t.16yo
I bet you also think your city sucks and nobody ever does anything.

>The Fall of Berlin 1945
And
>The Fall of Germany 2015 - ?
This one is an ongoing series unravelled at CNN/BBC/RT/FR24

He's right tho
German cinema is dead

and yet international outlets celebrate dark and babylon berlin.
not to mention that "german cinema" isnt more dead or alive then usual. its not international cinema for the most part, thats all
get out more

Kys Josef be somewhat proud of your own kind

t. Turk/German aka almanci

Jeder für sich und Gott gegen alle

Add that movie with daniel bruhl about him making his mother believe that the wall is still standing.
Saw that one at a festival back in the day and it was great.

Everything from Gina Wild and Mia Magma.

Funny that you say that when kino is just german for cinema.

Oh wrong reply

This is the real one :

And Uwe Boll ofc.

There's nothing to be proud of. There wasn't in the last 3 decades. German cinema at it's best is just creativly bankrupt stealing ideas from America. At it's worst it finds creative new ways to make me puke. Nobody here has any balls.

German kino has been long dead, Austria is still trying though.

uwe boll is the pinnacle of german cinema

yeah wilde maus was pretty good last year

literally everything
Kino means just movie or theatre.

Shut up already with your self loathing.
The Edge of Heaven
The White Ribbon
Victoria
All top post-2000 movies.

>tfw german movies are better received outside of germany
this user isnt wrongAdd "Stopped on Track"

Goodbye, Lenin

Thats the movie I was looking for! Forgot the name but it was top.

Verpiss dich Sören und lutsch Antifa-Schwanz

>grow up watching shitty us sitcoms and dumb action flicks
>go contrarian and praise international arthouse movies despite them just emulating euro-cinema
>say their kino is shit
>meanwhile German cinema is praised internationally and a regular candidate for accolades such as the foreign movie oscar or cannes
I feel sorry for them. They got cucked real bad. USA literally bombed the self esteem out of them.

In my humble opinion german media is just mediocre and a reflection of the kind of people that make movies here. Wannabe, fart sniffing cunts with no personality of their own who do "something with media" or the disgusting type of hipster who moved to berlin. Only german filmmaker I kinda respect is Werner Herzog and that guy went to america for a reason. Germany in terms of pop culture is backwater pisshole.

kek
based Sörenposter

What german cinema is praised internationally? That turk movie about the evil nazis? Please.

Good bye Lenin

>In my humble opinion
well your opinion is shit and reeks of the self loathing thats common for post ww2 germany.
Ive been living in germany for the past six years and luckily you slowly uncuck yourselves. more and more of my buddies are watching german movies at the theatre, which I had to drag them to at first and the movies are generally great.

Unironically this

was hast denn so gesehen an deutschen filmen die nicht mit schweighöferschweigermbarek oder tatort sind? kein recht auf so ne meinung wenn du dich auskennst.
wer sagt almanci was ist das

>What german cinema is praised internationally?
A lot of them. These for example . Just because you dont keep track because you're too busy consuming us media and posting on american websites, doesnt mean that other people dont enjoy the movies being made.

Fun thing is germs hate Dark because its german. Germs hate themself and everything they create.

>t.16yo
Die Spaß-Generation is everyone under 30. There's no point in calling them underage just because they act like it.

Die Wand.

I don't loathe myself just german media. It's incompetent, lame, and unoriginal. The actors are pretentious too yet they're barely on the level of b-actors in other countries. It tries to be something that it is not. Movies like Das Boot had the balls to do it's own thing but we don't have balls anymore.

>German cinema thread
>automatically filled with us-centric self loathing Germans shitting on themselves
Every fucking time. Its a sad state when non-Germans have better discussions about German movies than Germans themselves.

These are all top.
John Rabe is great as well

>Germany being allowed to have nice things
No.

Enough to not care about their titles. Fuck em, fuck em up the ass. I don't give a shit. I just hate the new german cinema and everything it stands for.

then fuck off already and stop shitting up the thread. if you hate your movies, why are you in a thread about german movies? go post about adult swim or something

normie

What is that German film about a woman fucking a wolf?

Bang Boom Bang was a decent movie
I also liked the Werner movies

Its mostly underages who go against the grain and think they're "different" because they focus on international media.
Otherwise the movie scene would be dead. But its not because normally they grow out of it from some point.
But you wont find bigger country-loathing betas than German teens on planet earth.

Is that a new one?

Run Lola Run

I think you mean "Wild". I've seen it at Sundance and a lot of websites, like variety or indiewire called it the best movie they've seen that year.
I wouldn't go that far but it is really good.

I know 99% of you will not watch a single movie of this list but here are some good german movies from the 2000s:
Crazy (2000), The White Sound (2001), As Far As My Feet Will Carry Me (2001), The Experiment (2001), Solino (2002), Hotte in Paradise (2003), Good bye, Lenin! (2003), Herr Lehmann (2003), Head-On (2004), Downfall (2004), Kebab Connection (2004), Antibodies (2005), The Free Will (2006), Wholetrain (2006), Tough Enough (2006), Reclaim your Brain (2007), The Baader Meinhof Complex (2008), Chiko (2008), Without You I'm Nothing (2008), The Wave (2008), Berlin Calling (2008), When we leave (2010), Picco (2010), Rammbock: Berlin Undead (2010), Homevideo (2011), Stopped on Track (2011), Life is no Piece of Cake (2012), Shifting the Blame (2012), A Coffee in Berlin (2012), Home from Home - Chronicle of a Vision (2013), Nordstrand (2013), Generation War (2013), Finsterworld (2013) Stations of the Cross (2014), Tour de Force (2014), Victoria (2015), Herbert (2015), Terror (2016), Toni Erdmann (2016), Goodbye Berlin (2016), Point Blank (2016), Hands of a Mother (2016)

Dunno why you hate on that guy, good German movies have become really rare, I couldnt name a decent movie from the last 5 years apart from Toni Erdmann

funfact: a lot of germans dont even know this movie exists. the problem with german cinema isnt that it isnt good, its that all the marketing is directed outside to the international scene instead of inside, because german studios are too busy marketing international movies in germany.
the only movies that get marketed are "blockbuster" shitflicks like till schwieger movies. its no surprise many germans think their movies suck, when the good stuff receives no marketing and has limited screening in arthouse theatres.

Got one for you!
"WER HAT ANGST VORM WEISSEN MANN?"
as in "who fears the white man?".
>racist white man needs to help nigger called ALPHA to fuck his daughter

>Franz versucht sich mit Alpha zu arrangieren, so gut er eben kann, denn er muss seiner Tochter helfen, sein Lebenswerk, die Metzgerei, zu retten. Alpha muss sich in sein Schicksal fügen, denn so leicht wird er den sturen Alten nicht los.

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>financed by the german goverment by a special tv tax that gives german state media 8 BILLION EUROS to churn out cuckolding propaganda

Das leben der anderen is pure kinó.

Oh fuck you with your "they'll grow out of it" horseshit! I watched probably more movies than you did you pretentious little twat. You probably watch stuff like Der Himmel über Berlin and think it's so profound. It's not it's pretentious and anal. Disgusting.

Some of these are already mentioned. Good list tho.
I forgot about the Experiment and The Wave. Literally saw The Wave in school here in Britain. What a weird experience, but a great movie.

post your top 10 kino then to prove your taste

Well not everyone grows out of it of course. Some end miserably just like you did.
Well at least you can commit to spreading the stereotype, so you've got that at least.

Der Baader Meinhof Komplex. (about the RAF terrorists)

PURE KINO with Moritz Bleibtreu doing what he does best aka being angry lol

The wave was pure kino (we had that as subject for 6 month)

see

oh no hans is getting agitated! hide your jews!
yeah we watched it in school as well. great stuff

Can confirm. I'm German and I've never ever heard of that or 80% of those movies.

*ruins your movie*

Blade Runner
Seven Samurai
Yojimbo
Conan the Barbarian
Night of the Hunter
The good, the bad, and the ugly
Eyes Wide Shut
Goodfellas
Ronin

Reddit confirmed.

this is 100% accurate

German movies......lol

way too much de nigro
poor taste

Also, The cycle described above is kinda real. You grow up around US movies, and 90% of television and stuff in cinemas that isnt reality tv is from the US. The German movie scene is really mostly US centric and thats what you talk about with friends and family. Then when you go against that because you wanna go against the grain, you go to Asian cinema. German movies are so low key here its not funny aynmore.

And when you finally watch German stuff, you're so used to watching dubbed and subbed that it just feels weird, hearing the actual sound picked up from a mic and seeing the camera work. It feels like student projects trying to make movies, no matter the budget. And movies are everything but German in your eyes at that point, so just based on that they cant get it right.
I unironically had to force myself to get into German movies to throw that off. And I bet it goes for most people. If German movies were just not German, they'd be way more popular around here.

Jesus christ.

Das Boot

based
at least he's trying. he's an insufferable fuck thats hated everywhere he goes in life, but at least he's doing something and actively finances stuff. I can respect him for that

1. Чeлoвeк c кинoaппapaтoм (1929, Dziga Vertov)
2. Cyд нapoдoв or Sud narodov (1947, Yelizaveta Svilova)
3. Hoвocти дня (1954, Dziga Vertov)
4. Berlin: Die Sinfonie der Großstadt (1927, Walter Ruttmann)
5. Symphonie diagonale (1924, Viking Eggeling)
6. Пиcьмa мёpтвoгo чeлoвeкa (1986, Lopushansky)
7. Un condamné à mort s'est échappé (1956, Bresson)
8. Guns of The Trees (1961, Mekas)
9. Love Streams (1984, Cassavetes)
10. 牯嶺街少年殺人事件 (1991, Yang)

But seriously I'm not impressed with most german movies. They just don't sit well with me and I really do think we lack talent here, because only sörens work in the industry. There's no authenticity to it. See like that new Moritz Bleibtreu movie. It's just some wannabe gritty crime movie ripping off superior movies from elsewhere. Forget the Sup Forums association for a second, the memes they're trying to recreate just don't work in a german setting. Germany for the most part has lost it's unique voice or never found it to begin with. Like a stupid example would be trying to make some New York crime thriller and change the setting to Frankfurt am Main. It just doesn't work. Also I'm really tired of them shoving political messages down your throat. American movies do that too but still.

Based.

I dont know which of those is real and which is memed, but they're both disgusting in their own ways.

These are great movies but they nevertheless prove that you rarely step outside of the approved "movie buff canon"

see

hahahahahaha sören nerd LOL the jews forced that opinion into your head hahaha german movies are based KEK PRAISE MAGA!!!!!! omfg you are so cucked xd!!!!!!!!!!!!

does she actually fuck the wolf?

this but unironically

>german falseflagging against people liking german movies
you really got cucked badly by the jews....

Sophie Scholl - The last days
Nordwand
The live of others

all good.

Take this crap for instance. Wannabe fight club with that little gay guy from generation war.

youtube.com/watch?v=ynW6Ys3LLAQ

I think you're right. imdb letterboxd etc ahve made it very easy to see the undelying structure in these types of lists and if you lurk long enough you'll easily know which films to choose to please or trigger which crowd. it's all memes at this point

>german
>not the superior belgian movie industry

DUDE THERE'S ONE BAD MOVIE FROM GERMANY SO THE WHOLE MOVIE INDUSTRY OF GERMANY IS BAD LMAO 4:20 BLAZE IT LET'S WATCH THE NEWEST MARVEL KIIIIIIIIINO

>be me
>study abroad in Germany
>wanna go to the movies
>everyone goes silent when I wanna see a German movie
>German friends rather watch shitty romantic comedies and hollywood blockbusters than something like , which is even praised internationally like many other movies.
>hate going alone, so I have to go with some Canadians I met at the library
The whole country, no fucking self respect. Well thats not true, the theatre was always full. But where are those people coming from I see in the theatre? They're certainly not at the university.

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There are some good german movies but they're hardly representative for the vast majority of german cinema. It's also kinda ironic to say something like you just hate yourself for not liking it when the german movie scene is about as ungerman and degenerate as it gets. Degeneracy is ok if it's handled with taste but most of the times it isn't. It's all that Berlin crap with the type of douches who moved there to be in the big city.

DUDE FUCK YEAH LETS WATCH BLACK PANTHER MAN THAT BE LIT AF DAMN SON

>crappy movies exist
wow really?

damn, germans are truly pathetic these days

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that movie was really fun to watch with friends though.
the twists are unreal.

>It's all that Berlin crap with the type of douches who moved there to be in the big city.
>when the german movie scene is about as ungerman and degenerate as it gets
not only self loathing but also insecure as fuck about "the big city". really scoring points here buddy