Family

Family

Corona

Famiglia

>family
>asian guy got killed by based Statham
>oh hey Jason, welcome to the team
>but family is everything desu senpai

You forgot the part where Statham had to save Vin Diesel's kid?

Coronas suck

I used to be underagev& as well

I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. For those ten seconds or less, nothing else matters.

Why is he holding the beer like that?

Rofl 1.2 standard drinks and you are calling me underage? Drink a real man beer

Give me any beer as long as it's mexican piss water

He has small hands. He can only grab it by the neck of the bottle or else he'll lose grip.

>Hes gotta be making at least 2000 horsepower in that thing!
>Toretto shifts gears
>2000? MORE LIKE 3000!
>Toretto puts his foot on the pedal all the way down
>Guys, I think he's making 5000 horsepower!

Why the fuck are these movies so popular?!

Does Corona pay them to shill their products or do they do it for free?

This uninspired teal look really needs to go away.

Americans love cuckolding

Because they are fun over the top action movies. They are basically superhero movies now

One of the best things about these movies is watching Vin Diesel trying to act. The dialogue they give him is just the best

So your hand doesnt warm the beer while you get your sips

You're thinking of Dragon Ball.

I love this trope.

>im losing the race!?
>better push the gas pedal all the way down!

I didnt know drinking Corona can make a man so strong

>alcohol level determines the authenticity of your beverage
>not drinking moonshine that makes you blind

>that camera movement
Looks like Bay directed it.

They taste like farts my dude. No wonder people put limes, salt and other shit in them

I got in a fight over who is fast and who is furious. I say Brian is Furious and Dom is Fast, but dickhead Rog won't let up on how Dominic has the muscles so he has to be furious

its even funnier when you realize hes 5'4

>dies going fast

brian IS fast

>emotionally dies getting cranky about fat shaming

dom IS fat

Brian is the fast and dom is the furious

Brain rot.

L A F A M I L I A

Next Riddick movie when, fat fuck?

the fuck's brian furious about, he's dead

F&F is just one big Corona Commercial

There is literally nothing wrong with a Corona w/ lime

When he was a copper he had an attitude problem. Dominics cars go faster

merely bulking for the next Riddick

there is, if you wanna be some permavirgin drinking "good beer" when everyone else is manwhoring it up with sluts at the club