I watched about 20 minutes of this shitfest before I couldn't take it anymore

I watched about 20 minutes of this shitfest before I couldn't take it anymore
>Literally EVERY scene is filled filled with quips
>The villain quips every line too so you can never take her seriously
>There are even quips in the death scenes
Finally stopped when Drunken Badass Trope Girl came along.
The jokes aren't even remotely funny either. They feel like jokes that belong in some Disney Channel show. I had a few guilty chuckles when I watched GotG2 but every joke in this flick just made me painfully eyeroll.

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Literally the only movie that tries to be a real capeshit, thats why it was good.

Nice blog, tumblr.

I know. Thor 3 is the worst Thor movie.

>there are jokes in a comedy movie
>stopped watching
lay off the tide pods

I agree and the plot twist was the most obvious plot twist ever.

what was the twist? I don't remember a twist at all

I didn't really like it that much either desu. I know it's a comedy and whatnot, but it gets boring when any kind of tension just dissipates and never goes anywhere.

I still snicker at Thor being conceited because he thinks he's hip for knowing what an e-mail is and not owning a computer.

>Not blasting Bathory instead of Dad rock

>expecting a good Thor movie
>expecting a good marvel movie
Always leaves me bummed that the marvel universe places Gods from mythologies into their stories as middling characters. The fucked up part about Ragnarok is that Hela is 100% right; the entire movie Thor is getting tasered and chained up and is dependent on mortals to get basic bitch freedom. The gods are cowards and weak, Asgard is equivalent to Earth, RDJ gets top billing in the MCU; why call them gods? Why belittle Norse mythology like that?
Can't we at least have a moment where we acknowledge that they're not the actual gods but just shitty imposter aliens? Because they're weak as fuck.

imo they should've followed Hela, which wouldn't have been literal Ragnarok by the way. It would've just been the gods deciding to actually become canonical gods. Fuck marvel man.

It's a comedy, user. If the jokes didn't make you laugh then that's not the best criticism, as comedy is mostly subjective.

This.
>"Drunken Badass Girl" goes from years avoiding to confront her past to "oh i changed my mind, i wanna fight" in a matter of seconds
>G-G-GOOD WRITING
The amount of shills in this thread is a joke.

It's genuinely the worst capeshit I've ever seen

It's Catekino.

You realize it’s literally a comedy movie directed by a guy who makes comedies right? How could you possibly be dumb enough to complain that there are too many jokes?

It's called Thor: Ragnarok, named after one of the most legendary mythological apocalypses ever conceived. If you knew nothing about the MCU but weren't a pleb you'd watch this and be completely confused. Waste of source material

You should sue Marvel for false advertising.

I'm still impressed that didney managed to make immigrant song sound lame

Black Valkyrie
>the conditioning is working

i will give you that if i saw beowulf quipping Id be just as pissed, fuck i love beowulf i might just watch that again even though that wasn’t true to source either but still it was better than thor 3.

it's easily the best mcu movie I've seen. although that's not saying much

Nah I just want them to go fuller retard and make Jesus Christ an avenger

>don't usually like quips that much
>Found ragnarok the best marvel movie

Anybody else surprised how much they liked ragnarok?

Yes, it was actually funny and I enjoyed the trash planet immensely.

it was good

fuck off

Yeah, the canon of the MCU does a really fucked disservice to really formative mythologies. Either they aren't the actual gods or everyone in Thor: Ragnarok that was able to incapacitate Thor was a god; not to mention each of the avengers that helps him out/goes head-to-head with him throughout the franchise. Boring

The shit is equivalent to Goku vs. Superman fan-fic once you realize what they're doing, except they built a multi-billion dollar cinematic universe out of it.

The cringy fucktards clapped too.

>It's called Thor: Ragnarok,
Everytime the same stupid line of defense.

We get it, it should be called Thor 3, and feature the same events depicted in ragnarok. Maybe then you wouldn't be fucking triggered by the movie title so much you can't enjoy a movie.

Wow you're so mature!

>either they aren't actual gods
They are literally aliens that came to earth thousands of years ago. Vikings saw them and referred them as gods.

They have never been actual gods, just aliens with super powers.

That's the least of my reasons for not enjoying this garbage, faggot

This shits on everything source material: the mythology, the comics it's based on, cinema, acting, the VFX studio that no one will ever know the name of; all things sacred, as Marvel/Disney always prefers to do.

I'm not going to apologize to you for actually giving a fuck about how I spend my time and respecting the art of telling a goddamn story. Go binge some shitty netflix drama and write about it on letterboxd with a fucking quirky five word review like the rest of the faggots man

That’s not Thor. They might as well have had Matt Damon play him through the rest of the movie. At least then people would recognize it as a parody.

Oh wow, the film's good now.
Let it be decreed

Then why do they keep referring to *themselves* as gods now?

Also, did anyone else watch this and come away thinking Waititi’s inexperience with big budgets and green screens was painfully obvious through this entire movie? Every scene, and I mean *every* scene, regardless of what’s being depicted - space battles, chases, giant brawls, mass exoduses - it all feels strangely tunnel-visioned and claustrophobic, like they’re literally brushing against the green screens. It was a very odd feeling. There are times when there are hundreds of “people” on the screen and it somehow manages to still feel small.

Then that makes Hela even more of a rational character. If Ragnarok's just a meme and she isn't the literal goddess of death then Asgard should've rallied behind her for actual Godlike dominion over Midgard. By her account, the only reason why they're worth mentioning in the first place is because of that war path after all. I'm not convinced

Should've just called it Thor apocalypse because that shit wasn't Ragnarok but whatever

kys shitstain

WAIT...HOL' UP

SO YOU BE SAYIN' THAT YOU HATE QUIPS AND SHEEIT, BUT YOU STILL DECIDED TO SEE THOR RAGNAROK??

PFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

DUMBEST NIGGA ON Sup Forums HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Same, the CGI was pretty good, the character designs were great (but they were from the comics anyway)

I couldn't watch the movie itself though, not only the over the top leftist bullshit everywhere but the voice acting choices, the story, the obnoxious humor etc were awful.

I kept skipping ahead and finally just gave up and turned it off.

I can't understand how these films make so much money

And the joke's on you.

They refer to themselves as gods because they are vain.

they're not the norse gods they are aliens that inspired them jfc

>based jeff
>korg
>acceptable humor
It was fine. Better than most of the capeshit out there.

*quips behind you*

Fuck this movie was forgettable, I don't remember either

No, they refer to themselves as gods because Disney either can’t even keep their own continuity straight or they’re trying the laziest, most half-assed retcon since Highlander 2.

*claps behind you

Based director Walki Talki is going to tweet about how you're an idiot

It's a dumb film that's meant to remind all audiences that the MCU is still a thing. Thor has been stripped of all consistency or point for a while now; he's been relegated as a background character for the last few movies with nothing to do.
>Has terrible visions of Ragnarok
>It's a tremendous event that has repercussions for his entire existence, it is portrayed as dark and foreboding
>Film about that event is a bright, light-hearted comedy that doesn't take any of its plot points seriously
I understand why people dislike Thor 3, but its Marvel and they are going where the money is. People like GotG, it was an unexpected hit, and the design decisions are based totally around that. Wahtiti is a comedian and did what he knows, plagiarizing the aesthetic and tone of GotG. I mean I hate the whole shoe-horning of minorities into Asgard too (really annoying that all movies do this now) but really that's the least of its problems. I think this film was just made because Hemsworth is contracted to do X amount by a certain date and Marvel just needs to get them out of the way. He's probably going to bail after Infinity War, along with a bunch of them.

Isn't it that Ragnarok is supposed to happen to destroy Hela? So by preventing it, they are preventing her destruction.

That was my problem with it too. The premise as it was was actually fun, viking gods, pulp science-fiction, gladiator matches, could have been good campy fun. But then everyone talks like they're in a sitcom and the only one who's any good at it is Hiddleston.

10/10 would watch

lol if you expected anything from this film you were deluded and you got what you deserved. I didn't, I knew it was a quip filled mess in advance. so I just enjoyed the jokes that landed and ignored the rest.

drunk badass trope girl was pretty terrible yes.

It was good but the people demanding Oscars for it need to kill themselves.

Who is demanding oscars for this? wtf. Then again Get Out and Shape of Water are contenders so whatever - everyone gets an Oscar!

Korg was the only good thing about this pile of steaming shit. and I guess Cate was hot

>dad dies
>best friends murdered
>loses an eye
>his planet explodes and his people are reduced to a handful
>still quips
I know it's a comedy but come on now

Absolute diarrhea of a movie.

This is what you get when you try to condense a mythological event, "the final destiny of the gods", that's bigger than the Infinity War into a 2 hr film with a handful of protagonists; blue balls deus ex machina

wew such a comically weak argument lad

At least they'd be honest with us at that point

love Hela

Why they put the stupid cape?

indeed...

have more gifs ?

Hela hot butt

here...

JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF

>wew such a comically weak argument lad
you don't seem to be able to counter it brainlet

>make a comedy movie
>only 1 person out of 100000 laughs at the jokes
>that one person is retarded
eh, the jokes are not bad, it's subjective bro...

the fuck is wrong with you

A black valkyrie, though. THE Valkyrie , blond 10/10 aryan died protecting her in the flashback

hes a though guy who dont looks back to cry about what he cant change

It was all a dream

Goldblum stole the movie, and I while I enjoyed it I can understand your complaints. The opening scene is almost unbearable in it's "marvel-ness". Like, just take something fucking seriously for once. Why does every minor villain have to look like an idiot?

>.gif
you from thumblr?

awesome:

>being triggered bc someone doesnt like your capeshit moobie

it either feels like prequels greenscreen or a snl sketch studio

OP watches a comedy.
Gets annoyed at it being jokey.
OP is a massive faggot.

>I mean I hate the whole shoe-horning of minorities into Asgard too
that is the least shit aspect of it. Yes it feels like a mad tv sketch, but that's just symptomatic of the overall creative angle and what the creators' preocupations are

the very themes all feel unheroic and parodic and just filled with bathos. This and Guardians 2 had basically the same themes: sacrifice your birthright and land (in GOTG2 it was his dad/God) to end the patriarch's evil past doings and its powers

Listening to something like youtu.be/YfprcvuHoG8?t=10m16s you realize these movies are like a Wayans Brothers satire. As if instead of heroics of star wars you're watching spaceballs or a SNL sketch

She was the best part of the movie

But Gotg2 was more about how emotional bonds matter more than biological ones.
>"He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy."

>hella
sjw trash normie go out

which was kinda nice, but that was almost a side consequence of a suicidal drive that is almost on auto pilot for writers now (Logan too, which felt so cliche that it made me think it'd be more of a challenge for Logan to raise a kid and cook her breakfast than to die for her since he already did similar in X1)

(it's similar to writing women as a unpleasant femme fatale to signify to their own nerdy selves that they're actually real men who dont need no soft pleasant pandering girl - for instance catwoman breaking Wayne's back and still being the romantic interest etc)

That's unfortunately true.
Death by heroic sacrifice has become even more prominent in recent blockbusters as a way to add drama and tension to the story which is quite a shame

It was a good comedy, fuck off.
Though I did feel guilty for laughing when the rock guy attacked Loki's ghost

the very impulse to procreate and leave a legacy was treated as ego, a patriarch with evil old testament tendencies to dominate and turn the world into his own image akin to setting up franchises. Fatherhood as multiplying for its own sake, fatherhood as cancer.

>Though I did feel guilty for laughing when the rock guy attacked Loki's ghost
why? that was actually funny unlike 95% of it

That bit, Loki's "oh shit", the stage play and some of Hulk's acting. The rest was purely "this is funny because we're not taking anything seriously"

When you watch even Luke Skywalker die for some people you dont care about because he's too tired is when you go "shit, they cant think of nothing else"

It showed different family relationships
>Ego and Peter
>Peter and Yondu
>Gamorra and Nebula
>Guardians as a whole and Baby Groot
It opposed the idea of viewing children as means to some end by their parents and instead proposed finding happiness in sacrificing oneself for the good of loved ones and allowing them to find their own path. (both in life sacrifice and more minor sense)

>Then why do they keep referring to *themselves* as gods now?
Because its funny? If you visit Africa and they call you gods, wouldn't you just start believing it?
>"we are gods to them, maybe we are gods after all ?"

Found the cucks. Here you go. This was actually legit explained in Thor 1. But you cucks never watched that movie, did you?
>The Asgardians are an extra-dimensional race of beings who were worshiped as gods by the Scandinavian and Germanic tribes of Western Europe.

>why isn't he a numale like me?
lol

I expected a Waititi film, and got a Waititi film (although with much less heart).

>when my father dies I'll act like a bitch doing sassy quips from a nickelodeon show

a friend's dad died literally, not even shitting you, 4 days ago. He was having cracks and jokes at the funeral and we laughed literally fucking hard.

You will understand when you grow up and accept death is inevitable.

wow he sounds so cool and not in denial at all that he'll never see or talk to his father ever again

>my friend was doing everything he can to not bother us and be a buzzkill
>he was a good friend

>implying he was
You weren't there. Other friends got sadder than him, he never stopped people and go "Oh come on, he had a good life, there is no need to be sad"

nice fiction, bro. Anyway to prove it?

>12 Year Olds, the post.

I hate capeshit

>my golem of color will fight the aryan god i enslaved

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